I've been hearing a rumor that today is Mesanna's birthday ... so ...
To Mesanna,
To Mesanna,

I LOL'D IRL!!!*Ring Ring*
Thank you for calling EA customer support. Your business is blah blah thank you for your money blah blah
(Insert cheap music) <--- God is it hard to put the stones on ur music? ANYWAYS
Please hold the line and the next available CS will be with you shortly.
(Insert cheap music)
Please hold the line and the next available CS will be with you shortly.
(Insert cheap music)
Please hold the line and the next available CS will be with you shortly.
(Insert cheap music)
Thank you for calling C....... *Low battery*
*Ring Ring*
Thank you for calling EA customer support. Your business is blah blah thank you for your money blah blah
Please hold the line and the next available CS will be with you shortly.
(Insert cheap music)
Please hold the line and the next available CS will be with you shortly.
(Insert cheap music)
Thank you for calling Customer Support this is (Beeep) how may I help you?
Merik
"Is it Mesannas Birthday?"
CS
"Mesanna?"
Merik
"Yes the one who wears the black robe."
CS
"Ummm.... I am looking around the room I don't see a black robe."
Merik
"It has gold around the cuffs and hood. Big hooded black robe lady. Can't miss her!"
CS
"Pssst... Cube guy 53. Do you know a Mesanna?"
CS Cube Guy 53
"Who?"
CS
"I am sorry sir I cannot help you."
Merik
"I just want to know if its Mesannas FRICKEN BIRTHDAY!"
CS
"I am sorry sir you seem like a stalker." *Click*
Happy Birthday!