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(Question) Is there something I should know?

Alcor

Adventurer
Stratics Veteran
Are you:

A newcomer to Siege with something to say about the shard?

A veteran with something interesting to impart?

Are you starting a new guild here?

Do you have some alliance or diplomatic news to pass on?

Have you built a new establishment or are trying to start a new player town?

Do you have some juicy gossip?

Do you have a letter to the editor?

Do you know any bagball cheerleaders who want to date a news reporter?

.....then send me a pigeon!
 

Wolfman

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Do you know any bagball cheerleaders who want to date a news reporter?

.....then send me a pigeon!
In case you want to send a message about the above subject: Here is a "who is who video" of Alcor's former girl-friends...:
 

Rizarium

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
He dated the entire Miami Dolphins cheer squad? and he had time to write up all those reports?
*runs out to buy stock in Red Bull*
 

RueTor

Journeyman
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Do you have some juicy gossip? I heard Miami Cheerleaders may not be the only team choice. But, this is only gossip and cannot be 100% verified. The Pigeon may have been tampered with during flight. *looks for way to hide name from posting as not to bring the full wrath of the newspaper editorial section Rue Tor's way*

Consumer Warning: Extended drinking of Red Bull and Vodka may lead to poor choices... be careful.


RedBull-Vodka-BadChoices.jpeg
 

Rizarium

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I did not know Hoffs liked American football? Go Steelers!
 
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startle

Siege... Where the fun begins.
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Are you:

A newcomer to Siege with something to say about the shard?
I love it....

A veteran with something interesting to impart?
Veteran on Siege or veteran in UO? Nm - I've nothing interesting anyway...

Are you starting a new guild here?
Lord no...

Do you have some alliance or diplomatic news to pass on?
Ummm.... not at the moment...

Have you built a new establishment or are trying to start a new player town?
I've plans for a public park, if I can remember where I left them..

Do you have some juicy gossip?
Rumor has it that Hoffs is not quite all that "she" seems to be....
But Morgan certainly is all that he seems to be....



Do you have a letter to the editor?
I did, but my dog ate it... Been meaning to contact Ariana about borrowing some of her notepaper....

Do you know any bagball cheerleaders who want to date a news reporter? .....then send me a pigeon!



My dog ate my pigeon too, so I'm sending his cousin (who ate my dog)... Just don't let him in when he gets there, I won't be responsible. Tell him to leave it on the porch.....

 
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Chrysallis

Adventurer
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Bagball cheerleaders? Seriously they are so yesterday............I heard the new in thing was shepardess's........a hundred head of sheep can't be wrong can they? There must be some reason they flock to those ladies and trust me its not the sheep dog at her heels...........
 
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