I had to write a short creative essay for English class.
REMEMBER THIS IS A FICTITIOUS CREATIVE ESSAY AND IN NO WAY A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF CURRENT PLAYER EVENTS
This was written in 12 pt new times roman dbl spaced, which took up 2 pages.
The harbor was flooded with a thick gray cloud of smoke with flashes of light quickly piercing through followed hastily by the thundering clap of cannons. They were under attack. Sometime during the night a fleet of ships had slipped into the harbor unbeknownst and at dawn’s first light they laid siege to the city. The first to go, I imagined, was naval fleet as I could see several of its ships standing on end, bows and sterns jutting out of the sea. The fine shops that had lined the harbors edge now lay in ruins. As the chaos ensued matters only got worse, as the citizens tried to flee through the west gate with whatever belongings they could grab, many with only children gripped in arms or hand in hand with loved ones were met with the grim outcome of a long hidden secret. A horde of goblins ravaged the city from the west entrance, gnawing at the limbs of those unfortunate enough to fall prey to these wretch creatures. This was truly a horrid sight to gaze upon, though there was nothing a simple pauper could do. I was merely on my way to procure some meats from the new shipment at the south gate butcher, which is undoubtedly no longer, and for the south gate, it was impassable due to the rubble of what was once the guard towers that flanked its sides.
Rumor has it, that the city supplied its taverns and eateries with an exotic meat, and this meat was harvested from the denizens of a world under our very own. Deep within the lonely volcano on a distant island dwell two distinct clans of goblins. My pappy once told me a tale about these creatures, which I’ve long forgotten. As I try to recall, he mentioned that a few of them, from each clan, left their ancestral ways and fled the volcano to seek refuge on a little known island off the coast of the mainland. They even built their own caves and, believe it or not, choose their own king. This newly established order of goblins were eventually welcomed by the inhabitants of the mainland, who found these creatures to be kind, comical, witty and quite unsanitary. Everything was, or at least seemed, copacetic.
Years later, word spread throughout the land of a popular cuisine that could be had. People flocked from all ends of the world to this city to taste this new delicacy, to some it was amazing, and like nothing they’ve ever had. To others it was unpalatable, nonetheless it was widely accepted by the upper-class as a must have. For quite some time the secrets of this delicacy were tightly kept. It wasn’t, as rumor has it, until several of the inhabitants of this new order of goblins started disappearing that anyone even knew what was afoot. Cries of help had fallen on deaf ears of the king, not the goblin king, but the true king of these lands. Many assume that the king himself sanctioned the procurement of this exotic meat as a way to “welcome” a newly appointed king to his realm.
As the smoke started to settle on the harbor, the thunderous sounds from the cannons ceased. Through the hazy veil broke the bows of several longboats and that’s when I first saw her. I’ve heard of her, I’ve even heard of the horrible things she’s done, but I never thought I’d see her. She stood poised at the bow of the lead ship, being rowed to shore by her crew of orcs. Known as the fiercest pirate captain to sail the high seas, she scowled towards the city as her ship made land. With a forceful thrust of her sword, her crew let out a blood curdling war cry and stormed the city. Now that the cannons ceased, I could hear the screams and cries of those unfortunate enough to not have been either killed by cannons or crushed to death by rubble, being slaughtered by orcs and ripped apart by goblins. By nightfall the dust had settled, the screams and cries for help had been silenced, the goblins had retreated towards the north and the ships have sailed. All that was left were the vultures circling the sky, waiting for the flames to extinguish, so they may feast on the flesh that’s strewn about. As the city burned, fires lit up the sky. At the west gate, impaled on the end of a spear, is the head of the governor of this poor, unfortunate city. Her head seems to have been cut from her body with fine precision, not the work of either a goblin or an orc. This was the pirate captain’s way of telling the governor, she’d bit off more than she could chew. (pun intended)