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I had a dream about this bow..

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`Lynk

Guest
Repeating Crossbow
Spell Channelling
No penalty
-25 Mage Weapon
10 Defense Chance
Balanced
30+ HLA

If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.
 
Theo_GL

Theo_GL

Grand Poobah
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
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If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.


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And this is something we would want??
 
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BlackBetty

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If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.


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And this is something we would want??

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Hahahahahaa! I'm only sad that I wasn't the first to say it. Was the first thought that popped into my head before scrolling down to see you had already posted it.
 
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`Lynk

Guest
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If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.


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And this is something we would want??

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Who wouldn't want it? Not only are babies delicious, but they sell for big $$, just imagine how much UO Gold you could buy with that.

Betty- I read one of your posts saying you are located in WI, mind if I ask what part?
 
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Itari BC

Guest
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If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.


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LOL at Lynk meeting a girl...
 
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`Lynk

Guest
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If you can make my dream become reality I would give you my first born child.


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LOL at Lynk meeting a girl...

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Ya right, I meet chicks all the time. I have the best one liner and it works every time.

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Pow!
 
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imported_Lightning

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LOL

You are so NOT right in the head!

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*laughs* I'm with ya there.
 
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`Lynk

Guest
ok WTF MATES.

All of these replies but no one replied saying "I have that bow for you Lynk. You can have it for free."

That's what I really wanted.
 
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imported_lady michelle

Guest
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ok WTF MATES.

All of these replies but no one replied saying "I have that bow for you Lynk. You can have it for free."

That's what I really wanted.

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Now you are dreaming hehe.
 
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Guest

Guest
Damn, I dream about a night with Catherine Bell, Jessica Alba, and me. UO is the furthest thing from my mind at that point lol.

But hey, if a bow trips YOUR trigger, whatever hehe.
 
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DougAlmighty13

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"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

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My favorite two pick-up lines are as follows:

"Hello there. Wanna go in halves with em on a ba$$ turd?"
and
"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

fixed it just for you mal
 
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BlackBetty

Guest
The one that worked best for me was when I would lick my finger and then wipe it on a guys shirt and then say, "C'mon, Baby. Let's get you out of those wet clothes."




Hahaha, this is so far off from a bow now. lol.
 
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imported_Insta

Guest
Tis ashame that one dont work so well with the ladies!!! ROFL
 
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