I didnt get a presidents day gift

[Smoot]

im very mad.

 

[Corwyn]

im very mad.

Me too. I was looking forward to at least a bust of George W. Bush or Jimmy Carter. In some dreadful neon color of course. Oh, and I was looking forward to being lied to as well.

 

[Angel of Sonoma]

lol. good one.

 

[SlobberKnocker]

mission accomplished

 

[Eärendil]

At least I got Ronald Reagan the parrot in my Beach House!

By the way: I am a paying customer, I deserve a presidents-day-gift! Even if I am from Europe!

Seriously: I wish, I had a Leslie Nielsen-Statue for my Castle-roof!

 

[Corwyn]

Would also have been cool to have gotten a Richard Nixon bust, inscribed with, "I am not a crook!...la"

 

[Zeke]

You could always create a character with your favorite President's or Celebrity's name and gather 100k Obsidian pieces and MAYBE get a statue....

 

[Eärendil]

That's an incredibly good idea. Leslie Nielsen memorial statuette. I wish could get his hair so perfectly white and nice. I already got a Lt. Frank Drebin statue. Next will be a **** Cheney-Gargoyle with long red horns.*evil grin*

 

[Eärendil]

Lol, they censored former Vice-President Cheneys first name! Too funny, how far political correctness goes!

 

[Zeke]

Well he was a pancake...

 

[Uvtha]

Me too. I was looking forward to at least a bust of George W. Bush or Jimmy Carter. In some dreadful neon color of course. Oh, and I was looking forward to being lied to as well.

Heh, a Jimmy Carter bust would be a funny gift. Damn peanut farmer...

 

[Uvtha]

Lol, they censored former Vice-President Cheneys first name! Too funny, how far political correctness goes!

I don't think that's an example of an attempt at political correctness. Just an exhaustive profanity filter.

 

[Giggles]

Don't forget, today is the national "Random Acts of Kindness Day"!
I'll be available as a willing recipient for the next 2 hours .

 

[OldUO]

But this holiday would only cater to the Americans whom play the game. I protest this and would like the dev team to recognize all holidays of all countries.

 

[Uvtha]

Don't forget, today is the national "Random Acts of Kindness Day"!
I'll be available as a willing recipient for the next 2 hours .

I expect something very special tomorrow for "Digital Learning day."

 

[Eärendil]

But this holiday would only cater to the Americans whom play the game. I protest this and would like the dev team to recognize all holidays of all countries.

Yeah! What have the Devs ever done for Lithuania?!!!

 

[Eärendil]

I don't think that's an example of an attempt at political correctness. Just an exhaustive profanity filter.

I know. But I wanted to make a non-conformist statement.

 

[Zuckuss]

I finally got mine.


1. A statue of Richard Nixon
(A bust that when double clicked say's "I am not a crook."



2. The Patriot Act
(When opened, it actually displays the 342 page document.)



3. A magical lock box owned by Al Gore
(Works just like the regular lock box. Very relevant to 90's culture.)



4. A portrait of Barbara Bush
(Does nothing.)



5. A Presidential rose from "any former president"
(I got Jimmy Carter.)

 

[Eärendil]

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