HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!!

[Guest]

*A garishly painted carnival booth has inexplicably appeared in UHall. There is a goofy picture of St. George, decked out in the Knights Armor, surrounded by buxom princesses and giving a big thumbs up*

*Caspian comes out of a booth, with a straw hat, cane, and striped shirt, and starts to carnie-bark at UHall*

Hurry, hurry, hurry! Roll on up, folks! Get you your official Knights Armor piece. Yes sir, you'll slay in style with this stylish piece of kitschy armor that lets everyone see that you obsessively collected pixelcrack, and that you--

*to Connor Graham*
-- sir, please do not *touch* th' moichendice--

--were there for all the major events that happened in UO for the past two years. Yes sir, you can, by wearing this very garment say, HEY, with the elephant of ingame events from 2007-2008, I was following the beast with a shovel!

So for one piece of this highly original piece of armor, you can get it for the low, low price of...

8 Ophidian Beserker Bardiches
20 Gold Soveriens
27 Beserker's Scythes
40 Cursed Items
57 Ophidian Mystical Bardiches
80 Ophidian Vanquishing Weapons
100 Ophidan Power Weapons
133 Staffs of Pyros or Vorpal Weapons
200 Mystic Weponas
250 Pieces of Rubble
308 Vanquishing Weapons
400 Power Weapons
500 Silver Crowns
800 Snake Skins
One Thousand Ophidian Orders
Four Thousand Shillings
TEN THOUSAND Plane Shields and/or Swords

or...

TWENTY THOUSAND Ophidians Rations. Yes ladies and gents, we happen to have to set up a lunch buffet for Kathy Bates back here.

So step right up and get screwed--erm, SERVED your pixelcrack for these usury--erm I mean *usually* nifty prizes!

STEP RIGHT UP!

 

[Guest]

My thoughts exactly.. The point exchange rate to require just about any of these turn ins, is way to high. I'll be lucky to get a couple of shirts. And even then unless I can get the shirts in shadow hue, they won't match my suits. Please rethink the point exchange, boost the resists on boots, bless the ear rings, and I'd be really happy if you make the shirts artifacts, atleast then I could dye it shadow. Pretty please. :]

 

[angelus aconitum]

The shirts are dyable !

 

[Guest]

Can they be cut into band aids?...la

 

[Otis Firefly]

uhm....i thinks maybe..they should scrap the shirt idea and give us a new shroud!...The Shroud Of Everything Died!!!!!...i dunno, just think it would be more appealing then a shirt you wont be able to see under your gear. its for bank sitting purposes only....a new shroud in the different faction colors or with the faction names would be a nice touch

 

[Guest]

Shirts are dyable? With what a dye tub? Or can I dye them shadow hue with tokuno dyes?

 

[imported_Tina Small]

I love participating in factions but the faction-related sayings on the shirts have no appeal whatsoever. I sure won't be wasting my hoarded junk getting one of them.

 

[Guest]

I'm glad all my characters have full newbie gear to wear. No need for all of this stuff...la

 

[Guest]

RTLFC..


Yep, EA never fails to shaft it's playerbase. This seriously needs to be reconsidered. (The point system, as well as the shafting)

 

[SixUnder]

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Can they be cut into band aids?...la

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besides something to store or wear if your a trammie, all the items are junk.

not one thing even worth putting on any of my pk's.

 

[Guest]

I'm letting my plane swords/shields decay on the ground as we speak

 

[Guest]

*shrugs* I never collect that sort of thing any way. I don't think I ever took one ophidian item. I have a few coins I collected as oddities. I guess what I mean to say is the turn in thing does not affect me one way or the other.

I surely think I am not the only one.

 

[imported_ParadoxUO]

MAYBE...

- new power, mystic and vanq weapons in loot.
- minor artefacts can also be traded in.
- legacy dungeon artefacts can also be traded in.

And this item sink... will be permanent.

... just a MAYBE.

 

[Guest]

That would be OK with me. I have most everthing I need to get by.

 

[BadManiac]

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- legacy dungeon artefacts can also be traded in.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah that'd help... They reduced the drop rates so much Inavli's Burchette drop more often. &gt;.&lt;

 

[Jerry Seinfeld]

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I'm glad all my characters have full newbie gear to wear. No need for all of this stuff...la

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Pre-patch FTW, Amen, brother.