Ahoy there discerning customer,
I see you have been looking at the incredibly modern house teleporter tiles I have for sale, marvellous. Please take a seat while I extol their virtues. You see, while I imagine a person such as yourself is already well aware of the benefits of such items, it never hurts to reiterate them for clarity. The house teleporter tile is truly a thing of wonder, simply place one in your cosy family home and another in your bachelor pad and BAM....
Swift transport between the two, it couldn't be simpler !
Naturally you may have heard about inferior quality tiles being put on the market, tiles which require charging and such like. Not so with this pair of tiles, oh no my friend, these tiles take good care of themselves. Of course such an high quality item is no stranger to high quality price-tags, in this particular case, thirty million gold.
I will admit, it does seem like a shockingly lofty sum for what are essentially two glorified stone slabs, but such is life and such is the price I ask you for.
If you find this to be an unaffordable tariff then by all means, leave from whence you came and we shall say no more about it.
My thanks,
KV.
I see you have been looking at the incredibly modern house teleporter tiles I have for sale, marvellous. Please take a seat while I extol their virtues. You see, while I imagine a person such as yourself is already well aware of the benefits of such items, it never hurts to reiterate them for clarity. The house teleporter tile is truly a thing of wonder, simply place one in your cosy family home and another in your bachelor pad and BAM....
Swift transport between the two, it couldn't be simpler !
Naturally you may have heard about inferior quality tiles being put on the market, tiles which require charging and such like. Not so with this pair of tiles, oh no my friend, these tiles take good care of themselves. Of course such an high quality item is no stranger to high quality price-tags, in this particular case, thirty million gold.
I will admit, it does seem like a shockingly lofty sum for what are essentially two glorified stone slabs, but such is life and such is the price I ask you for.
If you find this to be an unaffordable tariff then by all means, leave from whence you came and we shall say no more about it.
My thanks,
KV.