I just added some new members to MYTH guild a bit ago, they were fresh out of NEW guild and thought I would give em a grand tour of some wonderous facilities here on Siege.
OMG ! ! We dun been slaughtered by that Heavenless person !
MASS MURDER MAYHEM and dead pets !
And what did MY beetle DO ?? I had to give it a lecture on fleein the scene !!
Once res'd I asked murderer if my stupid pet was seen ?
Was told it fled south. So I go huntin my stupid beetle down....there it was with it's nose stuck in the mtns like it got lost, dead, tryin to flee into Stonehaven, but it missed the entryway to Stonehaven, so there it stood, nose in the mtn side...DeAdeR than a door nail !! STUPID BEETLE !!!
I swiftly gave *Miranda* the beetle, a stern lecturing for fleeing the scene !! STUPID BEETLE !!
I expected *miranda* the blue beetle to ATTACK that hiryu, with my tinker tools and her dumb tail or something, but she failed me !
STUPID STUPID PET ! I shoulda let her stay dead, and removed her off the guild roster !!
Needless to say ifn u be some sort of guild leader [as I of Guardians of MYTH], the least ya should do could do is give ye new guild members, fresh out of NEW guild, a intro grand tour of the shard's wonderous facilities and so forth !!
I did that... it just kinda all ended in hues of grays, for us all !
WELCOME TO SIEGE BTW: new members of GUARDIANS OF MYTH guild !
**looks in guild leader's handbook info ...hmm I do not see anywhere where I was to lead em from NEW guild, right into MYTH and then right smack to their deaths...as brand new members of my flock, but um it must be in the guild leader handbook in here, somewhere...on instructions on how to be... a good guild leader **
Um sire Kelmo ye got beetle doodoo & beetle guts, human corpses etc. to scrape off ye hub floor x 3 dead bugs and x 3 dead MYTH member corpsies.
I was too busy being dancing ghost, sayin howdy to my murderer and lecturing my stupid beetle, for it fleein the scene of the crime, for me to clean up ye hub floo'
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