Airing of Grievances :
Two of three kings, of the orient are, in my manger, but one must go away,
King Three, tis time to bid farewell, for after years of epoxy/supergluing you,
no longer upon you, will your fine china head, stay.
Feats of Strength :
Rain rain go away, we do not need ya any more...
My STR barely kept up, with towel drying shelties,
all day, as they soggily skid slid, across my kitchen floor.
Festivus Miracle:
Another year of many years, of being alive 'still', to experience once more,
this special wonderous, festive season.