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Happy 5th UO Birthday Connor..

GarthGrey

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It's refreshing to see that you have no life plans for the next 5 years other than to play UO. You sure you don't want to take a crack at another failed marriage, or create some more fatherless kids that you can see every other weekend? "Daddy daddy, please play with me", "Not now damnit, can't you see I"m restocking vendors, raising skills, and gathering every resource in existance?".....Here's to another 5yrs of that for you...
 

GarthGrey

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Were you the hall monitor in school too? Did you giggle while you were running to Connor and Uhall to post a link?
 

Viper09

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You seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession of Connor. You might want to get some help before it develops into something more problematic.
 
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Adora

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It's refreshing to see that you have no life plans for the next 5 years other than to play UO. You sure you don't want to take a crack at another failed marriage, or create some more fatherless kids that you can see every other weekend? "Daddy daddy, please play with me", "Not now damnit, can't you see I"m restocking vendors, raising skills, and gathering every resource in existance?".....Here's to another 5yrs of that for you...
Wow, sounds like Connor turned down a proposition from somebody... or something like that.

I'm very sorry, Garth. You'll find one love one day. But it will be someone your own size.
 

Silly Seadog

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Arrrr, me done been struck speechless by yer avatar, an' that do be sayin' something fer this crusty ol' seadog!
 
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StaticOnAtlantic

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Were you the hall monitor in school too? Did you giggle while you were running to Connor and Uhall to post a link?
Well I was a hall monitor, I will give you that, your good, I would compair you to the likings of Mother Cleo or John Edwards.

On the other hand of "running" to connor, you got what you wanted, Thread count.

O and a huge Man crush on him. While I dont know connor in game its quite obvious that you either have a man crush on him, or are WAY jelous of his advancments to your empire.
 

Snakeman

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Arrrr, me done been struck speechless by yer avatar, an' that do be sayin' something fer this crusty ol' seadog!
Look :eyes: at the post Sea, not the Avatar :twak: . But I will say, that avatar is mighty cute & could distract an ol' seadog . :smooch
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