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4:30 The employee checks uo.stratics and makes a random post
4:35 Gets out of bed and puts on a Pirate Uniform
5:40 Realizes it just took an hour + to get his pirate garb on
7:45 Screams at his children to get off WOW, they been playing all night
7:50 Checks Uo.stratics again to post under a ALT name
7:55 grabs his abacus and a brief case with nothing in it
8:00 drives around the neighborhood 12 times, Its his lucky number
8:05 stops for coffee, realizing he has no money, robs the 7-11 with his Hook!
8:10 Gets to the office, parking in 4 handicap spots
8:15 army crawls to front door, somersault into his office
8:20 turns on his 1994 imac g3
8:25 Plays SIMCITY 1
8:30 Gets overhead paged due to police wanting to speak to him at front desk
8:35 handstand walks to front
8:40 Police find the Coffee bandit *cough* pirate and make arrest.....
8:45 ????
Thats it folks, thats What happed this morning, Trust me, I have the privileged of living next to one of these cooky's.