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Prince Caspian
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Ok, I was asked to commission of sonnet for Sonoma, but my feeble brain can't do anything but bawdy limericks and Haikus. Haiki. Haikii.
Ok, here's 10 haikus about Sonoma.
"Doing a Champ Spawn
Waka crashes the party
They make great slaymates."
'In times of Travail
Queen Mum always has our back
Baking her cookies"
"HEY! Aren't you PC
From the Stratics UO Board?
Do you even work?"
"Southwest Luna store
Burning black blocks flickering
Serves you right, duper"
"Faction of Minax
So small it could hold meetings
In telephone booth."
"Felucca True Brits
Evicted from their HQ
How embarrassing"
"Snake Shop in Luna
Meticulously set up
Vendor dress code too"
"Vendors in Luna
Hundreds of naked women
Packs naked as well."
"Turn ins active soon
For Clean up britannia
Everyone fishin'"
"Hey Prince Caspian
When you wrote all these haikus
Did your boss walk by?"
Ok, here's 10 haikus about Sonoma.
"Doing a Champ Spawn
Waka crashes the party
They make great slaymates."
'In times of Travail
Queen Mum always has our back
Baking her cookies"
"HEY! Aren't you PC
From the Stratics UO Board?
Do you even work?"
"Southwest Luna store
Burning black blocks flickering
Serves you right, duper"
"Faction of Minax
So small it could hold meetings
In telephone booth."
"Felucca True Brits
Evicted from their HQ
How embarrassing"
"Snake Shop in Luna
Meticulously set up
Vendor dress code too"
"Vendors in Luna
Hundreds of naked women
Packs naked as well."
"Turn ins active soon
For Clean up britannia
Everyone fishin'"
"Hey Prince Caspian
When you wrote all these haikus
Did your boss walk by?"