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Guy Fawkes tried to blow up my tower...

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GalenKnighthawke

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You know I saw a documentary arguing that there's a degree to which Guy Fawkes might've been set up....Not that he was innocent exactly but that the English government might've blown up (PUN!!!!) what was actually a bunch of blowhards (ANOTHER PUN!!!) playing with explosives and trying to do something they couldn't possibly accomplish. And that the government knew about it for months but deliberately didn't do anything so that the attack could be timed to the 11th hour because the people love that 11th hour ****.

One of these days I'll get around to learning more detail about the incident.

-Galen's player
 

kelmo

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*smiles*
 

Viquire

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Now, why wasn't that a mask that made the cut? Oh well, maybe something to look forward to next year. :)
 

kelmo

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I always liked the Guy Fawkes posts over the years.
 

A Zombie

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*wonders if Guy Fawkes had a brain fetish* That would make him A-OK in my book! oh yeah ... *moans*
 

GalenKnighthawke

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*wonders if Guy Fawkes had a brain fetish* That would make him A-OK in my book! oh yeah ... *moans*
Not that I know of but he was tortured on the rack for 3 days, then as part of his execution had his [insert your favorite crude word for male genitalia here] cut off, and his intestines dropped out and burned while they were still attached.

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Prince Caspian

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I posted a similar joke on the Minecraft forums, about GUYFAWKES trying to blow up my castle by putting TNT in the basement.

They gave me an infraction for "slandering another XBOX Live user"

/smh
 

Viper09

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I posted a similar joke on the Minecraft forums, about GUYFAWKES trying to blow up my castle by putting TNT in the basement.

They gave me an infraction for "slandering another XBOX Live user"

/smh
That's kind of sad in a funny sort of way.
 

A Zombie

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Not that I know of but he was tortured on the rack for 3 days, then as part of his execution had his [insert your favorite crude word for male genitalia here] cut off, and his intestines dropped out and burned while they were still attached.

-Galen's player
Hmm even to the undead ... that's just wrong!
 
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