<16683153>EM Echo: Govenors Meeting in 4 minutes! Make your way to Castle Blackthorn
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: *is fashionably late*
You see: Ezekiel Littlrot [OoOo]
You see: Lady Crazy Diamond Duchess of Yew
You see: Loki
You see: BLACKJACK [C@S]
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
You see: Deianira
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Deianira
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: but is yoos fashionable?
<20954894>Deianira: you are not late Gov Oro
You see: Governor of Jhelom
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
Loki: Not this time
Loki:
Crazy Diamond: Hello OGov. Oro
Zoogi: AARP!!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: Aarpies!
Crazy Diamond: I still have the first one
Ezekiel Littlrot: Hey Rosy
Oro d'Ici: Hail and aarp
Crazy Diamond: hello Rosy
Rosy Roundbottom: *wabes*
Rosy Roundbottom: hello to da glowy and crazy guys
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Governors! It is tradition that we remain standing until The King is seated.
<11393391>Zoogi: Turdizhun?
Crazy Diamond: I knew that\
<11393391>Zoogi: Dat sounz crabby
Crazy Diamond: thank you
Ezekiel Littlrot: i was reting my buttflap
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
Crazy Diamond: lol
Ezekiel Littlrot: resting*
Rosy Roundbottom: yikes mees seat bees broked!
Zoogi: *looks at buttflap*
Ezekiel Littlrot: how is it broke?
Oro d'Ici: yoos legz be nergz habbing da neez
You see: King Blackthorn
Zoogi: Datz almozt az gewd az mez loincloff!!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: you're in it
Zoogi: Datz otay goblinz git ta stand on da table
You see: King Blackthorn
Rosy Roundbottom: mees can only stand on da arm ob da chair!
Ezekiel Littlrot: balance well
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: It's going to look like im sitting on the king
Oro d'Ici: *salutes*
<9565050>Samantha: lol
King Blackthorn: Good evening Governors
Oro d'Ici: SIR!
Rosy Roundbottom: *saloots*
Hoogata: Good evenin m'lord
Ezekiel Littlrot: Evening Sir
Crazy Diamond: Hail King Blackthorn
King Blackthorn: Very good to see you all
Zoogi: *sniffs*
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
Ezekiel Littlrot: Good to be here
Zoogi: Hrmmm
Zoogi: *Pees on Leg*
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
<20954894>Deianira: wher eis horence 111 hes the governor
King Blackthorn: Tonight, our meeting will be moved to the royal dining room, *looks around*,
3950622>Howrence: resigned
<20954894>Deianira: so skara is open?
King Blackthorn: The council rooms need to be,,,,,checked
Ezekiel Littlrot: We are eating?
3950622>Howrence: correct
Ezekiel Littlrot: *hopes its steak*
Crazy Diamond: for goblin pee?
King Blackthorn: There is food available *smiles*
Oro d'Ici: Thou mean'st disinfected!
Rosy Roundbottom: wat yoos checking dems for?
King Blackthorn: I wouldnt sit you at a table with no food
King Blackthorn: Come
You see: Deianira
You see: Loki
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
Zoogi: Oooh derz cake!!!
King Blackthorn: Please be seated
Crazy Diamond: ooo
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
Crazy Diamond: so fancy
Hoogata: Very fine spread, m'lord
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
King Blackthorn: *smiles*
Zoogi: Dat sounz durdy
Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees da laffy juice
Deianira: madame Amber couldn't make it sahe has eyes on her and had to go into hiding
King Blackthorn: Im sorry there are no turnips for the Goblin Governors
Oro d'Ici: *uses bardiche to ensure social distancing*
Zoogi: Turnipz?
Ezekiel Littlrot: whats social distancing?
Zoogi: Y wood wez eat da goblin babyz?
King Blackthorn: The cook is a bit lax sometimes
Hoogata: I'm surrounded by hobbits.
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos eating da baby goblinz?
Deianira: So if Horence 111 resigned as skara gov
Deianira: we need a gov
King Blackthorn: Tonight I have pressing matters to discuss with you all
Deianira: for sakra
King Blackthorn: in regards to your cities
BLACKJACK: wats up ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: pressing matters?
8843477>Old Dirty Miner: so we are out of relic frags
Hoogata: more invasions?
Rosy Roundbottom: *slaps downbig book ob gobenor stuffs*
Oro d'Ici: Is it the Ratman Queen again? IS IT?
BLACKJACK: making toasted sammiches ?
King Blackthorn: You all remember Sarmesia whom you escorted to Britain?
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: I have some but It'll have to wait until after the meeting
Hoogata: Ja
Oro d'Ici: *scratches helmet*
King Blackthorn: She delivered a important message,
King Blackthorn: She is a soothsayer
BLACKJACK: about te hedge hog ?
Rosy Roundbottom: Ooo
King Blackthorn: She see's what maychance will have in the future
Rosy Roundbottom: mees fettsies hurt dat bees good
Zoogi: Wutz uh toot slayer?
King Blackthorn: The message she delivered, was quite dire
King Blackthorn: and puzzling
Rosy Roundbottom: <da foot soother!
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Oro d'Ici: Is it Vesper Cooties? IS IT?
King Blackthorn: It contained just one line
Ezekiel Littlrot: tooth not foot
BLACKJACK: there will be a dire wolf
King Blackthorn: It has Awakened
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Zoogi: Toot slayer!!! Slayer ub all pewp!!!
Crazy Diamond: *shivers*
BLACKJACK: and is hungry ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: well that kind of message means bad news
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King Blackthorn: Yes it does
Deianira: the yattering has awakened
Ezekiel Littlrot: IT label is never a good thing
Oro d'Ici: Is it the Ratman Queen? IS IT?
Rosy Roundbottom: but where it bees?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Do we know the location of IT?
King Blackthorn: I consulted with Sarmesia, she informed me that the realm is in extreme danger
BLACKJACK: getting coffee and a McMuffin ?
King Blackthorn: That the ripple she felt upon being escorted here could only mean one thing
Crazy Diamond: how can we help?
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta the Black has awakened
BLACKJACK: Not shmarta
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: Ooo Ijust read that one so wrong)
Crazy Diamond: oh no
Ezekiel Littlrot: Who is that?
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: me too
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta is a middle earth Demon you see
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: laffs
King Blackthorn: Many many moons ago
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: my ashmarta so I scratched it
Rosy Roundbottom: *takesnotes*
King Blackthorn: he tried to take over and make this realm his own
King Blackthorn: he was banished to middle earth
BLACKJACK: lets go fight it
King Blackthorn: after being defeated
Oro d'Ici: How do we know he is not a better king than thee, m'lord?
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: he went to see the hobbits
Ezekiel Littlrot: He's a demon
<20954894>Deianira: Chokes on her water*
Ezekiel Littlrot: why would you bnow to a demon?
King Blackthorn: When the gem shattered, it was hoped that he was destroyed
Ezekiel Littlrot: bow*
King Blackthorn: but it seems he was not
Ezekiel Littlrot: and is he alone or does he have an army?
BLACKJACK: these things happen
King Blackthorn: and has awakened and is planning on once again
Oro d'Ici: Just another manic Mondain?
King Blackthorn: trying to take over our cities, the realm
Rosy Roundbottom: *writes faster notes*
Rosy Roundbottom: himzcant habsbritain mees habs da plans fer it!
King Blackthorn: I suppose you could liken the demon to that
Zoogi: *hands Rosy new box of crayons*
Hoogata: So, we smash demon?
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Does he have help?
Rosy Roundbottom: *eat green one*
King Blackthorn: Sarmesia said that there would be signs
King Blackthorn: signs around your cities..the virtue cities
Oro d'Ici: Is Ashmarta more in favor of turnips than the present administration?
BLACKJACK: speed limit ?
Crazy Diamond: we can defeat him again
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Where is WildStar? and Amber??
Deianira: . Amber said that she has eyes on her and had to go into hiding
BLACKJACK: Tell us more
Rosy Roundbottom: eberyonehabs eyes!
Zoogi: Dey cood b kinabbed by diz ebil demun tingy.. Mez guezzin idz uh flapper
King Blackthorn: I need for you all to look around your cities, the perimeters ..anything that looks odd
King Blackthorn: we need to know about
Oro d'Ici: Tell me more, tell me more, but you don't gotta brag
King Blackthorn: I fear we are in for a great battle
Rosy Roundbottom: well da Assmartian is NOT gonna habs da cities!
Hoogata: Agree with the hobbit
BLACKJACK: I noticed a hedgehog infestation in MoonGlow
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Citizens of Jhelom! Search the city for signs of a foreign troublemaker demon!
Zoogi: Azz Marshunz!!!! NERG!!!!!
Deianira: wqell I dunno Rosy the governor of skara resigned so he could beceome a pker
King Blackthorn: *nods* That is true Rosy..He Shall not have them
Oro d'Ici: For VALOR! RA!!
Deianira: leaves skara unprotected
Hoogata: Likely serves the demon.
Rosy Roundbottom: nerg!
Rosy Roundbottom: dow wiff da assmartian!
King Blackthorn: I shall call a special meeting
BLACKJACK: I think the hedgehogs are in on this
King Blackthorn: to learn of anything you have found
BLACKJACK: I noticed a hedgehog infestation in MoonGlow
King Blackthorn: regarding Ashmarta the Black
King Blackthorn: I think it is more dire than hedgehogs
Oro d'Ici: *scratches helmet*
BLACKJACK: OMG
King Blackthorn: and a very serious threat
Oro d'Ici: Do hedgehogs steal turnips?
BLACKJACK: they do
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Rosy Roundbottom: da hedhogs not habbing da turnipses eidder!
King Blackthorn: Now, I have more news to give you, regarding Jennifer the Guard Captain
Zoogi: Datz id.. *grabs hedgehog slayer fishing pole*
That is too far away.
Rosy Roundbottom: *points at Glowy*
Ezekiel Littlrot: oh really?
Rosy Roundbottom: HE HA HERZ!
BLACKJACK: she ok ?
Rosy Roundbottom: him!
Rosy Roundbottom: himz!
King Blackthorn: She has been detained
Rosy Roundbottom: ober dere!
Ezekiel Littlrot: shes been caught?
Crazy Diamond: why?
Zoogi: Pozdertooshun?
Ezekiel Littlrot: yes, what did she do?
King Blackthorn: She was caought boarding a ship headed for Nujlem
Crazy Diamond:
Rosy Roundbottom: da gobenor ob rinsic bee inda cahooties wiff jenny!
Oro d'Ici: I thought we threw her in the Yew prison!
Ezekiel Littlrot: I am not
Rosy Roundbottom: are too
Ezekiel Littlrot: NOT
Rosy Roundbottom: yerg
Ezekiel Littlrot: no\
Crazy Diamond: why is that bad?>
Oro d'Ici: Are we at war with the Sultan of Nujelm again?
King Blackthorn: She slipped out of Yew prison
Hoogata: Should we burn Nujelm?
Oro d'Ici: She doesn't look Yewish!
Crazy Diamond: oh yeah. I knew that
Zoogi: *pokes gobenor*
King Blackthorn: by some means..with help
Ezekiel Littlrot: Lax guards?
Rosy Roundbottom: *points at gobenor ob trinsic*
Rosy Roundbottom: Himz dood it!
BLACKJACK: did she put grease on to slip out ?
King Blackthorn: It would seem so Ezekiel
Ezekiel Littlrot: I didnt even know she was caught you lil
Oro d'Ici: Who is the governor of Yew? Who is the governor of Yew!?
Ezekiel Littlrot: goblin
Deianira: maybe it was the governor of skara and thats why he resigned
Crazy Diamond: that would be me
Rosy Roundbottom: no one bees da gobenor ob mees!
Rosy Roundbottom: trinsic did it!
Oro d'Ici: *points bardiche at the governor of Yew and gives it a good shak*
Ezekiel Littlrot: Trinsic didnt do anything bc trinsic didnt know where she was
King Blackthorn: The most important thing is that she was caught by Yew Guards
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: who was the gobenr ob skara?
King Blackthorn: trying to board a vessel to sail out
Crazy Diamond: that right
Crazy Diamond: *flexes*
3950622>Howrence: <----
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Was it a Howrence?
3950622>Howrence: was
<20954894>Deianira: horence 1111 was but he resigned to becaome a pker so skara is wiyhout a gov
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Can we hit him with a bardiche now?
King Blackthorn: I do not wish to see her put in Yew prison again. to prevent another escape attempt
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yooos went baddie???
Ezekiel Littlrot: Where will she be put?
Crazy Diamond: firing squad?
Zoogi: Trinny!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos wanna hold her in trinsic?
Rosy Roundbottom: hmm??
Deianira: town hanging
King Blackthorn: Trinsic?
Hoogata: Minoc can put her to work in the mines.
King Blackthorn: hummm
BLACKJACK: slap her hand
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would offer Trinsic yes Rosy because the Paladins are advanced guards
Oro d'Ici: Put her in my fighting pits! We know how to deal with anti-stay-at-home-order
King Blackthorn: That is true
Oro d'Ici: gits in Jhelom!
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos full ob da poop - yoosmakeda lovey eyes at her
Ezekiel Littlrot: They would be able to protect her from others and the realm from her
King Blackthorn: Paladins are well trained
Ezekiel Littlrot: i make lovey eyes at no one
King Blackthorn: and would keep her safe from harm
Zoogi: Pallerdinz ware egztra armor soo id takez longer ta loze all der clothz playin strib poger
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
BLACKJACK: safe in your harem ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would offer Trinsic and the Paladins would be honored to stand watch over her Sir
Rosy Roundbottom: ob course he woukd!
King Blackthorn: There is more to what happened with Jennifer than I can disclose at the moment
3950622>Howrence: You'll have to explain to me the point of being a governer, because I don't see it.
Crazy Diamond: this is no time for secrets
Rosy Roundbottom: Mr kingy, sir mees was gonna remind yoos tonight about da gobenor of=b trinsic and je
Oro d'Ici: I offer the fighters of Jhelom to flay the skin from her ****!
Rosy Roundbottom: and jenny
BLACKJACK: she got poked in da ribs ?
King Blackthorn: at the moment. it must be so Crazy Diamond
<20954894>Deianira: its an rp thing
Ezekiel Littlrot: Um, shes not proven guilty Governor Oro
Crazy Diamond: *nods*
3950622>Howrence: sweet, well I RP'd myself a resignation
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos stickin up fer herz?
Oro d'Ici: Flay first, trial later!
Rosy Roundbottom: causeyoos makeda lubby eyes at herz!
3950622>Howrence: Have pk's to pk.
King Blackthorn: Governor Ezekiel, Jennifer will be placed with the Paladins for safety and to be guarded
Deianira: *rolls eyes*
Rosy Roundbottom: mees wiff oror flay first ask da questions later.
Rosy Roundbottom: WAT!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Because we dont just accuse someone of guilt unless its been proven
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: so many Howrences and it's the governor who has to do the fighting?
3950622>Howrence: I'm all of the Howrences.
King Blackthorn: I will say, She has been through hell and back, mostly not at her own doing
Deianira: .apparently so i mentioned that to him as well and he unfriended me LOl its all good tho
BLACKJACK: doesnt sound right
Ezekiel Littlrot: And if i personally have to stand watch I will do so Sir, you have my word
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Rosy Roundbottom: WAT WAT WAT!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: noo wait dere...
Crazy Diamond: *sure you will *giggles**
Oro d'Ici: *poses dramatically with bardiche*
BLACKJACK: but she still has her cell phone right ?
King Blackthorn: I applaud your concern Governor Ezekiel in this regards
Zoogi: Wutz uh sell fone?
Deianira: uh huuh in the *soughs* secret apaprtment he keeps there
Rosy Roundbottom: hima was in da cahooties wiff jennny!
Ezekiel Littlrot: We will make sure Sir that she is treated kindly and taken care of
King Blackthorn: cell phone? what is that?
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Rosy Roundbottom: *jaw drops*
BLACKJACK: ahh its a future thing
Rosy Roundbottom: but..but but ....
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
Zoogi: Mez new id.. POZDERTOOSHUN!!!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: *looks at Rosy*
King Blackthorn: She is not quite...herself at the moment..so no one will be allowed to question her ..yet
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
3950622>Howrence: The war against Cartel has begun.
Oro d'Ici: Bring her to Jhelom, we will chop out her ribs one by one!
Loki: OMG!! Queenie
Zoogi: Aarp!!
Crazy Diamond: Sweetz!!
SweetPeez Meezad: AARP
BLACKJACK: who is she ?
<20954894>Deianira: should have paid him
<20954894>Deianira: oops
King Blackthorn: As I said, Jennifer shall not be harmed
Rosy Roundbottom: da gobenorobtrinsic no bees good fer watchin jenny
King Blackthorn: or tortured
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: sorrie late kiidoz wanted sumting kalled fuud?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why is that Rosy?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Her skin wouldnt be flayed at least
Rosy Roundbottom: mees can take car ob da toorturing later iffin yoos need.
0812366>Loki: OMG!! Queenie
King Blackthorn: Why do you say that Rosy?
Deianira: cause you got that secret apartment in trinsic you take ladies too?
3950622>Howrence: Bullies eventually face a resistance.
Rosy Roundbottom: da toorturin part?
King Blackthorn: There will be no torturing,
Ezekiel Littlrot: Um, excuse me? secret what?
Rosy Roundbottom: or da no trinsic part?
SweetPeez Meezad: Rosy kan dooz da torturin - meez uhlowz itz
Zoogi: Tink dey call demz pinto houzez?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would neverr conduct personal business in Trinsic
Deianira: *raises brow* you knwo your secre apartment in trinsic
Rosy Roundbottom: *growls*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *coughs*
Ezekiel Littlrot: I have no apartment of secret anywhere
Oro d'Ici: *POINTS BARDICHE*
Deianira: in the walls of trinisc
King Blackthorn: humm
Deianira: i saw you
Ezekiel Littlrot: Really? When?
Rosy Roundbottom: *crosses out da treaty wiff trinsic part in notebook*
Ezekiel Littlrot: you cant cross that out!
Oro d'Ici: Does that governor there have Vesper Cooties?
King Blackthorn: I shall put two guards with Jennifer
3950622>Howrence: People like MLK never backed down from bullies.
Zoogi: oooh she yoozed da red crayon tooo
Rosy Roundbottom: yes mees can.
3950622>Howrence: I vow never to back down from Cartel.
Ezekiel Littlrot: No you cant
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
<41787556>Pistolpackin: lol
Ezekiel Littlrot: Its a signed document by the King
Rosy Roundbottom: fer added effect and meaning
SweetPeez Meezad: uh false kingie
Ezekiel Littlrot: If you cross it out then I shall petition for your arrest
Zoogi: Falze king!!!
King Blackthorn: Ezekiel, if you would insure that all is taken care of in that matter?
Rosy Roundbottom: okies habs JENNY arrest mees.
Ezekiel Littlrot: Yes Sir, I'll make sure it is all taken care of
Rosy Roundbottom: wat!
King Blackthorn: Thank you
Ezekiel Littlrot: It's an honor Sir, thank you
SweetPeez Meezad: jus peez on da chainz .. meltz dem all da timez
Oro d'Ici: *bangs bardiche in disgust*
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note ..nore more gobenor meetins in da dining hall..it all goes to hell*
King Blackthorn: Governors! Now is not the time to get in a uproar with each other!
Deianira: So your highness, if I may?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I agree Sir
Deianira: Since the governor of skara has resigned
Deianira: can i nominate
SweetPeez Meezad: uproar are da besatest
Deianira: Zoogi?
SweetPeez Meezad: it aint uh uproar til sumwun landz in da moat
Zoogi: Yerg nowunz been in da moat yed tanite
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note toss jenny in da moat*
Zoogi: Tingz goin smoodly
King Blackthorn: Of course Zoogi can be nominated. Are there anyothers who are interested on Skara?
Deianira: Nope Zoogi For governor
Deianira: he has my vote!
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Oro d'Ici: *attempts to read Rosy's note. It's a crayon scribble.*
SweetPeez Meezad: dat nerg scribble - it sayz kill all da hummeiz dat try und arrest herz
King Blackthorn: Governors do you have any news of your cities that needs to be shared?
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos fergot da part about attacking trinsic
Rosy Roundbottom: again
Ezekiel Littlrot: Huh?
SweetPeez Meezad: oo dat tooz
Crazy Diamond: He may have to get his loyalty up a little\
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Rosy Roundbottom: *raises hand*
Deianira: well i'll help
SweetPeez Meezad: homsz didnt flip da page fur meez
Zoogi: Datz eazy
King Blackthorn: Yes Rosy?
Hoogata: None for Minoc.
Rosy Roundbottom: *takes a deep breath*
Ezekiel Littlrot: oh god
Rosy Roundbottom: well..
Ezekiel Littlrot: when its deep its bad
Rosy Roundbottom: wees was planning n raizing eat britain fer da turnip fields
Rosy Roundbottom: and mees was gonna say da war wiff trinisic might be back on
Oro d'Ici: East
Rosy Roundbottom: east*
Ezekiel Littlrot: No its not
Ezekiel Littlrot: the war
Deianira: what ya need Z to get respected in skara?
Rosy Roundbottom: da treaty hangsin da balance now
[Guild][VvV]: A Battle between Vice and Virtue is active! To Arms! The City of Trinsic is besieged!
Ezekiel Littlrot: it doesnt
Rosy Roundbottom: because trinsic was hiding jennt
Rosy Roundbottom: jenny
Ezekiel Littlrot: im abdiing by the law and providing service to OUR King
Rosy Roundbottom: and aside from da assmartian..
SweetPeez Meezad: hiz nerg uh real king
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos interuptinmees mr trinsic.
Ezekiel Littlrot: I wasn't hiding her. The King would know this since she was caught somewhere!
Ezekiel Littlrot: My apologies for interrupting you
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos
Oro d'Ici: *scribbles a treaty to ally with Britain against Trinsic*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *waits patiently*
Rosy Roundbottom: aside from the assmartian..
Rosy Roundbottom: someone STOLED DA HOUSE in Britain!
SweetPeez Meezad: oO
Deianira: looks like Trinsic on top of the *(^% list of Britain's governor
Rosy Roundbottom: mees be trying to find da house thief.
King Blackthorn: The House by the Hall?
Rosy Roundbottom: yerg.
Rosy Roundbottom: Someone toleded it.
Rosy Roundbottom: stoleded
Rosy Roundbottom: stoled
Rosy Roundbottom: stoled it!
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
BLACKJACK: did i ever mention my entrane on my house is bugged ?
SweetPeez Meezad: luukz to da west ob meez hmmm
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
King Blackthorn: humm
Rosy Roundbottom: maybedats wat happens first!
Ezekiel Littlrot: *makes note to advance english lessons for Rosy*
Rosy Roundbottom: first da bug dem yoos house goes *poof*
King Blackthorn: Hard to steal a house, by yes I saw it was gone
Zoogi: Dey shooda tewk da weelz opp dat houze furzt
Rosy Roundbottom: mee no habs any of da raizing done ober dere - jusr east britain.
King Blackthorn: Keep up your investigation on who stole it please
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
Loki: G'night Baja!
You see: Loki
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note*
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: night
SweetPeez Meezad: nite nite
Rosy Roundbottom: mees gonna get da house thief!
BLACKJACK: do we go fight the assmartian now ?
Crazy Diamond: lol that's NANOC
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: nite sweetz
King Blackthorn: I shall ask the royal architects to start plans for a new one if that one can't be found
SweetPeez Meezad: uhwayz fite ass martianz
SweetPeez Meezad: ah hehe
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
Ezekiel Littlrot: its Ashmarta Sweetz
Rosy Roundbottom: mees make da note about dat
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: meez nmerg goin nite niter meez wuz tellin dat to loki hehe
King Blackthorn: also, in regards to Trinsic hiding Jennifer
SweetPeez Meezad: datz wut meez ass martianz
King Blackthorn: She is on her way there now
King Blackthorn: She wasn't there to begin with
Ezekiel Littlrot: See
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you Sir for that confirmation
Rosy Roundbottom: *growls*
SweetPeez Meezad: az far az yooz nooz ...
King Blackthorn: Guards are escorting her to the Paladin Hall
Ezekiel Littlrot: *smiles*
King Blackthorn: for safety
Oro d'Ici: We'd be safer cuttin' her head off
Rosy Roundbottom: himz bein smirky.
King Blackthorn: Just trying to avert a war *smiles*
Deianira: public hanging
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you sir
Rosy Roundbottom: mees agree head cuttin.
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Do we know what she did?
Ezekiel Littlrot: NO
Crazy Diamond: such violence
Oro d'Ici: meez gotz da bardichhe right here
King Blackthorn: *sighs*
King Blackthorn: This much I will tell you
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why would you resort to that without knowing the crime and guilt/innocence?
Oro d'Ici: She besmirched the honor of the Royal Guard!
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos tinkherzinnocent?
King Blackthorn: It has to do with your cities,
Ezekiel Littlrot: How do we know that? No one has informed any of us of her crimes
Deianira: wel lshe had to be guilty of somethinig to be put into prison
Ezekiel Littlrot: She was detained
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: herz armourwas tootight
Ezekiel Littlrot: im sure for court hearings
Deianira: umm hmm
King Blackthorn: She was accused of giving information to someone
SweetPeez Meezad: herz uh hummiez - herz didnt sumting
Ezekiel Littlrot: accused doesnt mean guilty
Deianira: treason!!
Crazy Diamond: to whom?
King Blackthorn: information that could and will harm your cities
SweetPeez Meezad: hummiez uhwalyz doozin sumting
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Rosy Roundbottom: See!
Rosy Roundbottom: herz was harming da cities!
Ezekiel Littlrot: We dont know if its true tho
Rosy Roundbottom: off wiff her head!
Ezekiel Littlrot: If it is true then yes off with her head
King Blackthorn: Lets just say, after talking to Sarmesia, there have been lesser demons posing as human, elf, goblin, orc..
Ezekiel Littlrot: But accusations arent valid truths
SweetPeez Meezad: hmm tink himz in cahootz wif herz?
King Blackthorn: amongst us
Rosy Roundbottom: *makesface*
Hoogata: *glares at rosy*
Crazy Diamond: O,O
Deianira: possibly....
Ezekiel Littlrot: No Sweetz shes not the one im in cohoots with
Oro d'Ici: Is Sarmesia a minion of the Ratman Queen?
Zoogi: Sooo yooz iz in KAHOOTZ!!!!
You see: BLACKJACK [C@S]
Deianira: well.. it isn't Rosy you in cahoots with
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: fibby mcfibberson
Deianira: not anymore
<21745670>Ezekiel Littlrot: Never
King Blackthorn: No Oro..Sarmesia is a trusted Soothsayer, very valuable to my council
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: mees habs him by da cahooties
Zoogi: Yerg Toot slayer!!!!
King Blackthorn: Heed her words well when she speaks to you
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: haha
<9565050>Samantha:
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Yooz habz Vesper Cooties!??
<20954894>Deianira: no snippy snipping now Rosy
King Blackthorn: She is a old..friend
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note to listen to da foot soother*
Ezekiel Littlrot: The one Im in cohhots with knows and thats all thats important
Ezekiel Littlrot: cohoots*
SweetPeez Meezad: iz da soothie uh hummie? iffn so dunt listen to itz
Ezekiel Littlrot: the soothie is a demon from middle earth
Crazy Diamond: I'm anxious to check my city..
Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees no one pretending to bees a goblin.
<20954894>Deianira: is it that Fern *soughs* lady?
<21745670>Ezekiel Littlrot: Fern what?
King Blackthorn: You are saying Sarmesia is a demon Ezekiel?
3950622>Howrence: selling 120 chiv, 10m
Ezekiel Littlrot: From my understanding Sir
Oro d'Ici: I'm anxious to check Crazy Diamond's city too! With a bardiche!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Oh no im sorry i meant the ass martian
Ezekiel Littlrot: is a demon
Deianira: might best check Jhelom too
Rosy Roundbottom: *shakeshead*
Ezekiel Littlrot: My bad theres too many conversations Sir
Ezekiel Littlrot: confusing me!
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta yes, a demon..Sarmesia no
Deianira: easily done
Deianira: you're male
Ezekiel Littlrot: Sars is good Assmartian is bad
SweetPeez Meezad: muwhahaha Paln A wurkin
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yoos ju thinkin ob jenny...
Deianira: *chuckles*
Deianira: Teasing!!!
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Jenny I got your number
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes noteglares at glowy*
King Blackthorn: If nothing further Governors and Citizens, I'll call this meeting
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
King Blackthorn: Please check around your cities
Oro d'Ici: Meeting? This is an argument!
Zoogi: Wut yooz callin id?
Crazy Diamond: thank you Sire'
Ezekiel Littlrot: Yes Sir
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Rosy Roundbottom: eberyone bees on da lookout fer assmartian stuffs
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King Blackthorn: for any odd or unusual things happening or seen
King Blackthorn: anything out of place
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note*
Hoogata: I will check Minoc, m'Lord
Oro d'Ici: There's a drake in my city!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you for dinner Sir
<29504491>Lethal: is that real spam lol
Rosy Roundbottom: *eats rest of crayon*
King Blackthorn: Your are welcome
King Blackthorn: Ill send word
King Blackthorn: of our next meeting
King Blackthorn: hopefully within the week
King Blackthorn: to find out your findings
Ezekiel Littlrot: *nods* Yes Sir
Rosy Roundbottom: *hops down*
Oro d'Ici: I found out Howrence is a derelict!
Deianira: more thasn that Oro
SweetPeez Meezad: weez all nooz dat
Deianira: okay Z
King Blackthorn: Governors I bid you goodnight, rest well, you will be needed soon
Deianira: what we need to do to get you
Rosy Roundbottom: *saloots*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *salutes*
Deianira: respected in skara
SweetPeez Meezad: nite niterz false kingie
Ezekiel Littlrot: good night Sir
Deianira: so you be governor
Zoogi: Mez juzt go grab ingotz
Oro d'Ici: *salutes*
You see: Lady Crazy Diamond Duchess of Yew
Deianira: ingots or boards?
Rosy Roundbottom: *stuffs chicken in bag*
Deianira: which is quicker?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Rosy?
SweetPeez Meezad: ignotz liter
Rosy Roundbottom: *turns slowy andgrowls*
Deianira: *hugs Rosy*
Ezekiel Littlrot: Want to travel with e to Trinsic?
Ezekiel Littlrot: me*
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: aww huggies
Rosy Roundbottom: wanna lose a toe or two?
Ezekiel Littlrot: sure
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Deianira: how many we need?
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos
231339>WildStar: Dang, I forgot about the meeting.....
Zoogi: Mez go grab sum
Rosy Roundbottom: *tucks notes away*
Rosy Roundbottom: mees no wanna see yoos girlfriend
Ezekiel Littlrot: so i lose a few toes and thats a yes?
3950622>Howrence: lmao
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: 50 bajilloin durmurtz fir yooz!
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: we missed you
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: a hind
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees a demon assmartian in da towns
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Ezekiel Littlrot [OoOo]
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Deianira
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Deianira
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yoos habs to look fer anyting dat bees unusual
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Klog the animal trainer
You see: Lauryn the vet
<27473914>Nephthys: do we have to go kill em?
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: *is fashionably late*
You see: Ezekiel Littlrot [OoOo]
You see: Lady Crazy Diamond Duchess of Yew
You see: Loki
You see: BLACKJACK [C@S]
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
You see: Deianira
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Deianira
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: but is yoos fashionable?
<20954894>Deianira: you are not late Gov Oro
You see: Governor of Jhelom
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
Loki: Not this time
Loki:
Crazy Diamond: Hello OGov. Oro
Zoogi: AARP!!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: Aarpies!
Crazy Diamond: I still have the first one
Ezekiel Littlrot: Hey Rosy
Oro d'Ici: Hail and aarp
Crazy Diamond: hello Rosy
Rosy Roundbottom: *wabes*
Rosy Roundbottom: hello to da glowy and crazy guys
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Governors! It is tradition that we remain standing until The King is seated.
<11393391>Zoogi: Turdizhun?
Crazy Diamond: I knew that\
<11393391>Zoogi: Dat sounz crabby
Crazy Diamond: thank you
Ezekiel Littlrot: i was reting my buttflap
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
Crazy Diamond: lol
Ezekiel Littlrot: resting*
Rosy Roundbottom: yikes mees seat bees broked!
Zoogi: *looks at buttflap*
Ezekiel Littlrot: how is it broke?
Oro d'Ici: yoos legz be nergz habbing da neez
You see: King Blackthorn
Zoogi: Datz almozt az gewd az mez loincloff!!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: you're in it
Zoogi: Datz otay goblinz git ta stand on da table
You see: King Blackthorn
Rosy Roundbottom: mees can only stand on da arm ob da chair!
Ezekiel Littlrot: balance well
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: It's going to look like im sitting on the king
Oro d'Ici: *salutes*
<9565050>Samantha: lol
King Blackthorn: Good evening Governors
Oro d'Ici: SIR!
Rosy Roundbottom: *saloots*
Hoogata: Good evenin m'lord
Ezekiel Littlrot: Evening Sir
Crazy Diamond: Hail King Blackthorn
King Blackthorn: Very good to see you all
Zoogi: *sniffs*
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
Ezekiel Littlrot: Good to be here
Zoogi: Hrmmm
Zoogi: *Pees on Leg*
You see: Lord Howrence the Naughty
<20954894>Deianira: wher eis horence 111 hes the governor
King Blackthorn: Tonight, our meeting will be moved to the royal dining room, *looks around*,
3950622>Howrence: resigned<20954894>Deianira: so skara is open?
King Blackthorn: The council rooms need to be,,,,,checked
Ezekiel Littlrot: We are eating?
3950622>Howrence: correctEzekiel Littlrot: *hopes its steak*
Crazy Diamond: for goblin pee?
King Blackthorn: There is food available *smiles*
Oro d'Ici: Thou mean'st disinfected!
Rosy Roundbottom: wat yoos checking dems for?
King Blackthorn: I wouldnt sit you at a table with no food
King Blackthorn: Come
You see: Deianira
You see: Loki
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
Zoogi: Oooh derz cake!!!
King Blackthorn: Please be seated
Crazy Diamond: ooo
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
Crazy Diamond: so fancy
Hoogata: Very fine spread, m'lord
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
King Blackthorn: *smiles*
Zoogi: Dat sounz durdy
Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees da laffy juice
Deianira: madame Amber couldn't make it sahe has eyes on her and had to go into hiding
King Blackthorn: Im sorry there are no turnips for the Goblin Governors
Oro d'Ici: *uses bardiche to ensure social distancing*
Zoogi: Turnipz?
Ezekiel Littlrot: whats social distancing?
Zoogi: Y wood wez eat da goblin babyz?
King Blackthorn: The cook is a bit lax sometimes
Hoogata: I'm surrounded by hobbits.
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos eating da baby goblinz?
Deianira: So if Horence 111 resigned as skara gov
Deianira: we need a gov
King Blackthorn: Tonight I have pressing matters to discuss with you all
Deianira: for sakra
King Blackthorn: in regards to your cities
BLACKJACK: wats up ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: pressing matters?
8843477>Old Dirty Miner: so we are out of relic fragsHoogata: more invasions?
Rosy Roundbottom: *slaps downbig book ob gobenor stuffs*
Oro d'Ici: Is it the Ratman Queen again? IS IT?
BLACKJACK: making toasted sammiches ?
King Blackthorn: You all remember Sarmesia whom you escorted to Britain?
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: I have some but It'll have to wait until after the meeting
Hoogata: Ja
Oro d'Ici: *scratches helmet*
King Blackthorn: She delivered a important message,
King Blackthorn: She is a soothsayer
BLACKJACK: about te hedge hog ?
Rosy Roundbottom: Ooo
King Blackthorn: She see's what maychance will have in the future
Rosy Roundbottom: mees fettsies hurt dat bees good
Zoogi: Wutz uh toot slayer?
King Blackthorn: The message she delivered, was quite dire
King Blackthorn: and puzzling
Rosy Roundbottom: <da foot soother!
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Oro d'Ici: Is it Vesper Cooties? IS IT?
King Blackthorn: It contained just one line
Ezekiel Littlrot: tooth not foot
BLACKJACK: there will be a dire wolf
King Blackthorn: It has Awakened
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Zoogi: Toot slayer!!! Slayer ub all pewp!!!
Crazy Diamond: *shivers*
BLACKJACK: and is hungry ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: well that kind of message means bad news
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King Blackthorn: Yes it does
Deianira: the yattering has awakened
Ezekiel Littlrot: IT label is never a good thing
Oro d'Ici: Is it the Ratman Queen? IS IT?
Rosy Roundbottom: but where it bees?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Do we know the location of IT?
King Blackthorn: I consulted with Sarmesia, she informed me that the realm is in extreme danger
BLACKJACK: getting coffee and a McMuffin ?
King Blackthorn: That the ripple she felt upon being escorted here could only mean one thing
Crazy Diamond: how can we help?
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta the Black has awakened
BLACKJACK: Not shmarta
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: Ooo Ijust read that one so wrong)
Crazy Diamond: oh no
Ezekiel Littlrot: Who is that?
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: me too
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta is a middle earth Demon you see
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: laffs
King Blackthorn: Many many moons ago
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: my ashmarta so I scratched it
Rosy Roundbottom: *takesnotes*
King Blackthorn: he tried to take over and make this realm his own
King Blackthorn: he was banished to middle earth
BLACKJACK: lets go fight it
King Blackthorn: after being defeated
Oro d'Ici: How do we know he is not a better king than thee, m'lord?
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: he went to see the hobbits
Ezekiel Littlrot: He's a demon
<20954894>Deianira: Chokes on her water*
Ezekiel Littlrot: why would you bnow to a demon?
King Blackthorn: When the gem shattered, it was hoped that he was destroyed
Ezekiel Littlrot: bow*
King Blackthorn: but it seems he was not
Ezekiel Littlrot: and is he alone or does he have an army?
BLACKJACK: these things happen
King Blackthorn: and has awakened and is planning on once again
Oro d'Ici: Just another manic Mondain?
King Blackthorn: trying to take over our cities, the realm
Rosy Roundbottom: *writes faster notes*
Rosy Roundbottom: himzcant habsbritain mees habs da plans fer it!
King Blackthorn: I suppose you could liken the demon to that
Zoogi: *hands Rosy new box of crayons*
Hoogata: So, we smash demon?
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Does he have help?
Rosy Roundbottom: *eat green one*
King Blackthorn: Sarmesia said that there would be signs
King Blackthorn: signs around your cities..the virtue cities
Oro d'Ici: Is Ashmarta more in favor of turnips than the present administration?
BLACKJACK: speed limit ?
Crazy Diamond: we can defeat him again
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Where is WildStar? and Amber??
Deianira: . Amber said that she has eyes on her and had to go into hiding
BLACKJACK: Tell us more
Rosy Roundbottom: eberyonehabs eyes!
Zoogi: Dey cood b kinabbed by diz ebil demun tingy.. Mez guezzin idz uh flapper
King Blackthorn: I need for you all to look around your cities, the perimeters ..anything that looks odd
King Blackthorn: we need to know about
Oro d'Ici: Tell me more, tell me more, but you don't gotta brag
King Blackthorn: I fear we are in for a great battle
Rosy Roundbottom: well da Assmartian is NOT gonna habs da cities!
Hoogata: Agree with the hobbit
BLACKJACK: I noticed a hedgehog infestation in MoonGlow
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Citizens of Jhelom! Search the city for signs of a foreign troublemaker demon!
Zoogi: Azz Marshunz!!!! NERG!!!!!
Deianira: wqell I dunno Rosy the governor of skara resigned so he could beceome a pker
King Blackthorn: *nods* That is true Rosy..He Shall not have them
Oro d'Ici: For VALOR! RA!!
Deianira: leaves skara unprotected
Hoogata: Likely serves the demon.
Rosy Roundbottom: nerg!
Rosy Roundbottom: dow wiff da assmartian!
King Blackthorn: I shall call a special meeting
BLACKJACK: I think the hedgehogs are in on this
King Blackthorn: to learn of anything you have found
BLACKJACK: I noticed a hedgehog infestation in MoonGlow
King Blackthorn: regarding Ashmarta the Black
King Blackthorn: I think it is more dire than hedgehogs
Oro d'Ici: *scratches helmet*
BLACKJACK: OMG
King Blackthorn: and a very serious threat
Oro d'Ici: Do hedgehogs steal turnips?
BLACKJACK: they do
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Rosy Roundbottom: da hedhogs not habbing da turnipses eidder!
King Blackthorn: Now, I have more news to give you, regarding Jennifer the Guard Captain
Zoogi: Datz id.. *grabs hedgehog slayer fishing pole*
That is too far away.
Rosy Roundbottom: *points at Glowy*
Ezekiel Littlrot: oh really?
Rosy Roundbottom: HE HA HERZ!
BLACKJACK: she ok ?
Rosy Roundbottom: him!
Rosy Roundbottom: himz!
King Blackthorn: She has been detained
Rosy Roundbottom: ober dere!
Ezekiel Littlrot: shes been caught?
Crazy Diamond: why?
Zoogi: Pozdertooshun?
Ezekiel Littlrot: yes, what did she do?
King Blackthorn: She was caought boarding a ship headed for Nujlem
Crazy Diamond:
Rosy Roundbottom: da gobenor ob rinsic bee inda cahooties wiff jenny!
Oro d'Ici: I thought we threw her in the Yew prison!
Ezekiel Littlrot: I am not
Rosy Roundbottom: are too
Ezekiel Littlrot: NOT
Rosy Roundbottom: yerg
Ezekiel Littlrot: no\
Crazy Diamond: why is that bad?>
Oro d'Ici: Are we at war with the Sultan of Nujelm again?
King Blackthorn: She slipped out of Yew prison
Hoogata: Should we burn Nujelm?
Oro d'Ici: She doesn't look Yewish!
Crazy Diamond: oh yeah. I knew that
Zoogi: *pokes gobenor*
King Blackthorn: by some means..with help
Ezekiel Littlrot: Lax guards?
Rosy Roundbottom: *points at gobenor ob trinsic*
Rosy Roundbottom: Himz dood it!
BLACKJACK: did she put grease on to slip out ?
King Blackthorn: It would seem so Ezekiel
Ezekiel Littlrot: I didnt even know she was caught you lil
Oro d'Ici: Who is the governor of Yew? Who is the governor of Yew!?
Ezekiel Littlrot: goblin
Deianira: maybe it was the governor of skara and thats why he resigned
Crazy Diamond: that would be me
Rosy Roundbottom: no one bees da gobenor ob mees!
Rosy Roundbottom: trinsic did it!
Oro d'Ici: *points bardiche at the governor of Yew and gives it a good shak*
Ezekiel Littlrot: Trinsic didnt do anything bc trinsic didnt know where she was
King Blackthorn: The most important thing is that she was caught by Yew Guards
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: who was the gobenr ob skara?
King Blackthorn: trying to board a vessel to sail out
Crazy Diamond: that right
Crazy Diamond: *flexes*
3950622>Howrence: <----<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Was it a Howrence?
3950622>Howrence: was<20954894>Deianira: horence 1111 was but he resigned to becaome a pker so skara is wiyhout a gov
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Can we hit him with a bardiche now?
King Blackthorn: I do not wish to see her put in Yew prison again. to prevent another escape attempt
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yooos went baddie???
Ezekiel Littlrot: Where will she be put?
Crazy Diamond: firing squad?
Zoogi: Trinny!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos wanna hold her in trinsic?
Rosy Roundbottom: hmm??
Deianira: town hanging
King Blackthorn: Trinsic?
Hoogata: Minoc can put her to work in the mines.
King Blackthorn: hummm
BLACKJACK: slap her hand
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would offer Trinsic yes Rosy because the Paladins are advanced guards
Oro d'Ici: Put her in my fighting pits! We know how to deal with anti-stay-at-home-order
King Blackthorn: That is true
Oro d'Ici: gits in Jhelom!
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos full ob da poop - yoosmakeda lovey eyes at her
Ezekiel Littlrot: They would be able to protect her from others and the realm from her
King Blackthorn: Paladins are well trained
Ezekiel Littlrot: i make lovey eyes at no one
King Blackthorn: and would keep her safe from harm
Zoogi: Pallerdinz ware egztra armor soo id takez longer ta loze all der clothz playin strib poger
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
BLACKJACK: safe in your harem ?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would offer Trinsic and the Paladins would be honored to stand watch over her Sir
Rosy Roundbottom: ob course he woukd!
King Blackthorn: There is more to what happened with Jennifer than I can disclose at the moment
3950622>Howrence: You'll have to explain to me the point of being a governer, because I don't see it.Crazy Diamond: this is no time for secrets
Rosy Roundbottom: Mr kingy, sir mees was gonna remind yoos tonight about da gobenor of=b trinsic and je
Oro d'Ici: I offer the fighters of Jhelom to flay the skin from her ****!
Rosy Roundbottom: and jenny
BLACKJACK: she got poked in da ribs ?
King Blackthorn: at the moment. it must be so Crazy Diamond
<20954894>Deianira: its an rp thing
Ezekiel Littlrot: Um, shes not proven guilty Governor Oro
Crazy Diamond: *nods*
3950622>Howrence: sweet, well I RP'd myself a resignationRosy Roundbottom: why yoos stickin up fer herz?
Oro d'Ici: Flay first, trial later!
Rosy Roundbottom: causeyoos makeda lubby eyes at herz!
3950622>Howrence: Have pk's to pk.King Blackthorn: Governor Ezekiel, Jennifer will be placed with the Paladins for safety and to be guarded
Deianira: *rolls eyes*
Rosy Roundbottom: mees wiff oror flay first ask da questions later.
Rosy Roundbottom: WAT!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Because we dont just accuse someone of guilt unless its been proven
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: so many Howrences and it's the governor who has to do the fighting?
3950622>Howrence: I'm all of the Howrences.King Blackthorn: I will say, She has been through hell and back, mostly not at her own doing
Deianira: .apparently so i mentioned that to him as well and he unfriended me LOl its all good tho
BLACKJACK: doesnt sound right
Ezekiel Littlrot: And if i personally have to stand watch I will do so Sir, you have my word
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Rosy Roundbottom: WAT WAT WAT!!!
Rosy Roundbottom: noo wait dere...
Crazy Diamond: *sure you will *giggles**
Oro d'Ici: *poses dramatically with bardiche*
BLACKJACK: but she still has her cell phone right ?
King Blackthorn: I applaud your concern Governor Ezekiel in this regards
Zoogi: Wutz uh sell fone?
Deianira: uh huuh in the *soughs* secret apaprtment he keeps there
Rosy Roundbottom: hima was in da cahooties wiff jennny!
Ezekiel Littlrot: We will make sure Sir that she is treated kindly and taken care of
King Blackthorn: cell phone? what is that?
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Rosy Roundbottom: *jaw drops*
BLACKJACK: ahh its a future thing
Rosy Roundbottom: but..but but ....
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
Zoogi: Mez new id.. POZDERTOOSHUN!!!!
Ezekiel Littlrot: *looks at Rosy*
King Blackthorn: She is not quite...herself at the moment..so no one will be allowed to question her ..yet
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
3950622>Howrence: The war against Cartel has begun.Oro d'Ici: Bring her to Jhelom, we will chop out her ribs one by one!
Loki: OMG!! Queenie
Zoogi: Aarp!!
Crazy Diamond: Sweetz!!
SweetPeez Meezad: AARP
BLACKJACK: who is she ?
<20954894>Deianira: should have paid him
<20954894>Deianira: oops
King Blackthorn: As I said, Jennifer shall not be harmed
Rosy Roundbottom: da gobenorobtrinsic no bees good fer watchin jenny
King Blackthorn: or tortured
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: sorrie late kiidoz wanted sumting kalled fuud?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why is that Rosy?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Her skin wouldnt be flayed at least
Rosy Roundbottom: mees can take car ob da toorturing later iffin yoos need.
0812366>Loki: OMG!! QueenieKing Blackthorn: Why do you say that Rosy?
Deianira: cause you got that secret apartment in trinsic you take ladies too?
3950622>Howrence: Bullies eventually face a resistance. Rosy Roundbottom: da toorturin part?
King Blackthorn: There will be no torturing,
Ezekiel Littlrot: Um, excuse me? secret what?
Rosy Roundbottom: or da no trinsic part?
SweetPeez Meezad: Rosy kan dooz da torturin - meez uhlowz itz
Zoogi: Tink dey call demz pinto houzez?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I would neverr conduct personal business in Trinsic
Deianira: *raises brow* you knwo your secre apartment in trinsic
Rosy Roundbottom: *growls*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *coughs*
Ezekiel Littlrot: I have no apartment of secret anywhere
Oro d'Ici: *POINTS BARDICHE*
Deianira: in the walls of trinisc
King Blackthorn: humm
Deianira: i saw you
Ezekiel Littlrot: Really? When?
Rosy Roundbottom: *crosses out da treaty wiff trinsic part in notebook*
Ezekiel Littlrot: you cant cross that out!
Oro d'Ici: Does that governor there have Vesper Cooties?
King Blackthorn: I shall put two guards with Jennifer
3950622>Howrence: People like MLK never backed down from bullies.Zoogi: oooh she yoozed da red crayon tooo
Rosy Roundbottom: yes mees can.
3950622>Howrence: I vow never to back down from Cartel.Ezekiel Littlrot: No you cant
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
<41787556>Pistolpackin: lol
Ezekiel Littlrot: Its a signed document by the King
Rosy Roundbottom: fer added effect and meaning
SweetPeez Meezad: uh false kingie
Ezekiel Littlrot: If you cross it out then I shall petition for your arrest
Zoogi: Falze king!!!
King Blackthorn: Ezekiel, if you would insure that all is taken care of in that matter?
Rosy Roundbottom: okies habs JENNY arrest mees.
Ezekiel Littlrot: Yes Sir, I'll make sure it is all taken care of
Rosy Roundbottom: wat!
King Blackthorn: Thank you
Ezekiel Littlrot: It's an honor Sir, thank you
SweetPeez Meezad: jus peez on da chainz .. meltz dem all da timez
Oro d'Ici: *bangs bardiche in disgust*
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note ..nore more gobenor meetins in da dining hall..it all goes to hell*
King Blackthorn: Governors! Now is not the time to get in a uproar with each other!
Deianira: So your highness, if I may?
Ezekiel Littlrot: I agree Sir
Deianira: Since the governor of skara has resigned
Deianira: can i nominate
SweetPeez Meezad: uproar are da besatest
Deianira: Zoogi?
SweetPeez Meezad: it aint uh uproar til sumwun landz in da moat
Zoogi: Yerg nowunz been in da moat yed tanite
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note toss jenny in da moat*
Zoogi: Tingz goin smoodly
King Blackthorn: Of course Zoogi can be nominated. Are there anyothers who are interested on Skara?
Deianira: Nope Zoogi For governor
Deianira: he has my vote!
King Blackthorn: *nods*
Oro d'Ici: *attempts to read Rosy's note. It's a crayon scribble.*
SweetPeez Meezad: dat nerg scribble - it sayz kill all da hummeiz dat try und arrest herz
King Blackthorn: Governors do you have any news of your cities that needs to be shared?
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos fergot da part about attacking trinsic
Rosy Roundbottom: again
Ezekiel Littlrot: Huh?
SweetPeez Meezad: oo dat tooz
Crazy Diamond: He may have to get his loyalty up a little\
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Rosy Roundbottom: *raises hand*
Deianira: well i'll help
SweetPeez Meezad: homsz didnt flip da page fur meez
Zoogi: Datz eazy
King Blackthorn: Yes Rosy?
Hoogata: None for Minoc.
Rosy Roundbottom: *takes a deep breath*
Ezekiel Littlrot: oh god
Rosy Roundbottom: well..
Ezekiel Littlrot: when its deep its bad
Rosy Roundbottom: wees was planning n raizing eat britain fer da turnip fields
Rosy Roundbottom: and mees was gonna say da war wiff trinisic might be back on
Oro d'Ici: East
Rosy Roundbottom: east*
Ezekiel Littlrot: No its not
Ezekiel Littlrot: the war
Deianira: what ya need Z to get respected in skara?
Rosy Roundbottom: da treaty hangsin da balance now
[Guild][VvV]: A Battle between Vice and Virtue is active! To Arms! The City of Trinsic is besieged!
Ezekiel Littlrot: it doesnt
Rosy Roundbottom: because trinsic was hiding jennt
Rosy Roundbottom: jenny
Ezekiel Littlrot: im abdiing by the law and providing service to OUR King
Rosy Roundbottom: and aside from da assmartian..
SweetPeez Meezad: hiz nerg uh real king
Rosy Roundbottom: yoos interuptinmees mr trinsic.
Ezekiel Littlrot: I wasn't hiding her. The King would know this since she was caught somewhere!
Ezekiel Littlrot: My apologies for interrupting you
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos
Oro d'Ici: *scribbles a treaty to ally with Britain against Trinsic*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *waits patiently*
Rosy Roundbottom: aside from the assmartian..
Rosy Roundbottom: someone STOLED DA HOUSE in Britain!
SweetPeez Meezad: oO
Deianira: looks like Trinsic on top of the *(^% list of Britain's governor
Rosy Roundbottom: mees be trying to find da house thief.
King Blackthorn: The House by the Hall?
Rosy Roundbottom: yerg.
Rosy Roundbottom: Someone toleded it.
Rosy Roundbottom: stoleded
Rosy Roundbottom: stoled
Rosy Roundbottom: stoled it!
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
BLACKJACK: did i ever mention my entrane on my house is bugged ?
SweetPeez Meezad: luukz to da west ob meez hmmm
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
King Blackthorn: humm
Rosy Roundbottom: maybedats wat happens first!
Ezekiel Littlrot: *makes note to advance english lessons for Rosy*
Rosy Roundbottom: first da bug dem yoos house goes *poof*
King Blackthorn: Hard to steal a house, by yes I saw it was gone
Zoogi: Dey shooda tewk da weelz opp dat houze furzt
Rosy Roundbottom: mee no habs any of da raizing done ober dere - jusr east britain.
King Blackthorn: Keep up your investigation on who stole it please
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
Loki: G'night Baja!
You see: Loki
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note*
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: night
SweetPeez Meezad: nite nite
Rosy Roundbottom: mees gonna get da house thief!
BLACKJACK: do we go fight the assmartian now ?
Crazy Diamond: lol that's NANOC
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: nite sweetz
King Blackthorn: I shall ask the royal architects to start plans for a new one if that one can't be found
SweetPeez Meezad: uhwayz fite ass martianz
SweetPeez Meezad: ah hehe
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
Ezekiel Littlrot: its Ashmarta Sweetz
Rosy Roundbottom: mees make da note about dat
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: meez nmerg goin nite niter meez wuz tellin dat to loki hehe
King Blackthorn: also, in regards to Trinsic hiding Jennifer
SweetPeez Meezad: datz wut meez ass martianz
King Blackthorn: She is on her way there now
King Blackthorn: She wasn't there to begin with
Ezekiel Littlrot: See
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you Sir for that confirmation
Rosy Roundbottom: *growls*
SweetPeez Meezad: az far az yooz nooz ...
King Blackthorn: Guards are escorting her to the Paladin Hall
Ezekiel Littlrot: *smiles*
King Blackthorn: for safety
Oro d'Ici: We'd be safer cuttin' her head off
Rosy Roundbottom: himz bein smirky.
King Blackthorn: Just trying to avert a war *smiles*
Deianira: public hanging
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you sir
Rosy Roundbottom: mees agree head cuttin.
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Do we know what she did?
Ezekiel Littlrot: NO
Crazy Diamond: such violence
Oro d'Ici: meez gotz da bardichhe right here
King Blackthorn: *sighs*
King Blackthorn: This much I will tell you
Ezekiel Littlrot: Why would you resort to that without knowing the crime and guilt/innocence?
Oro d'Ici: She besmirched the honor of the Royal Guard!
Rosy Roundbottom: why yoos tinkherzinnocent?
King Blackthorn: It has to do with your cities,
Ezekiel Littlrot: How do we know that? No one has informed any of us of her crimes
Deianira: wel lshe had to be guilty of somethinig to be put into prison
Ezekiel Littlrot: She was detained
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: herz armourwas tootight
Ezekiel Littlrot: im sure for court hearings
Deianira: umm hmm
King Blackthorn: She was accused of giving information to someone
SweetPeez Meezad: herz uh hummiez - herz didnt sumting
Ezekiel Littlrot: accused doesnt mean guilty
Deianira: treason!!
Crazy Diamond: to whom?
King Blackthorn: information that could and will harm your cities
SweetPeez Meezad: hummiez uhwalyz doozin sumting
Rosy Roundbottom: !!
Rosy Roundbottom: See!
Rosy Roundbottom: herz was harming da cities!
Ezekiel Littlrot: We dont know if its true tho
Rosy Roundbottom: off wiff her head!
Ezekiel Littlrot: If it is true then yes off with her head
King Blackthorn: Lets just say, after talking to Sarmesia, there have been lesser demons posing as human, elf, goblin, orc..
Ezekiel Littlrot: But accusations arent valid truths
SweetPeez Meezad: hmm tink himz in cahootz wif herz?
King Blackthorn: amongst us
Rosy Roundbottom: *makesface*
Hoogata: *glares at rosy*
Crazy Diamond: O,O
Deianira: possibly....
Ezekiel Littlrot: No Sweetz shes not the one im in cohoots with
Oro d'Ici: Is Sarmesia a minion of the Ratman Queen?
Zoogi: Sooo yooz iz in KAHOOTZ!!!!
You see: BLACKJACK [C@S]
Deianira: well.. it isn't Rosy you in cahoots with
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: fibby mcfibberson
Deianira: not anymore
<21745670>Ezekiel Littlrot: Never
King Blackthorn: No Oro..Sarmesia is a trusted Soothsayer, very valuable to my council
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: mees habs him by da cahooties
Zoogi: Yerg Toot slayer!!!!
King Blackthorn: Heed her words well when she speaks to you
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: haha
<9565050>Samantha:
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Yooz habz Vesper Cooties!??
<20954894>Deianira: no snippy snipping now Rosy
King Blackthorn: She is a old..friend
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note to listen to da foot soother*
Ezekiel Littlrot: The one Im in cohhots with knows and thats all thats important
Ezekiel Littlrot: cohoots*
SweetPeez Meezad: iz da soothie uh hummie? iffn so dunt listen to itz
Ezekiel Littlrot: the soothie is a demon from middle earth
Crazy Diamond: I'm anxious to check my city..
Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees no one pretending to bees a goblin.
<20954894>Deianira: is it that Fern *soughs* lady?
<21745670>Ezekiel Littlrot: Fern what?
King Blackthorn: You are saying Sarmesia is a demon Ezekiel?
3950622>Howrence: selling 120 chiv, 10mEzekiel Littlrot: From my understanding Sir
Oro d'Ici: I'm anxious to check Crazy Diamond's city too! With a bardiche!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Oh no im sorry i meant the ass martian
Ezekiel Littlrot: is a demon
Deianira: might best check Jhelom too
Rosy Roundbottom: *shakeshead*
Ezekiel Littlrot: My bad theres too many conversations Sir
Ezekiel Littlrot: confusing me!
King Blackthorn: Ashmarta yes, a demon..Sarmesia no
Deianira: easily done
Deianira: you're male
Ezekiel Littlrot: Sars is good Assmartian is bad
SweetPeez Meezad: muwhahaha Paln A wurkin
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yoos ju thinkin ob jenny...
Deianira: *chuckles*
Deianira: Teasing!!!
<21291974>Oro d'Ici: Jenny I got your number
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes noteglares at glowy*
King Blackthorn: If nothing further Governors and Citizens, I'll call this meeting
Rosy Roundbottom: *nods*
King Blackthorn: Please check around your cities
Oro d'Ici: Meeting? This is an argument!
Zoogi: Wut yooz callin id?
Crazy Diamond: thank you Sire'
Ezekiel Littlrot: Yes Sir
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Rosy Roundbottom: eberyone bees on da lookout fer assmartian stuffs
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King Blackthorn: for any odd or unusual things happening or seen
King Blackthorn: anything out of place
Rosy Roundbottom: *makes note*
Hoogata: I will check Minoc, m'Lord
Oro d'Ici: There's a drake in my city!
Ezekiel Littlrot: Thank you for dinner Sir
<29504491>Lethal: is that real spam lol
Rosy Roundbottom: *eats rest of crayon*
King Blackthorn: Your are welcome
King Blackthorn: Ill send word
King Blackthorn: of our next meeting
King Blackthorn: hopefully within the week
King Blackthorn: to find out your findings
Ezekiel Littlrot: *nods* Yes Sir
Rosy Roundbottom: *hops down*
Oro d'Ici: I found out Howrence is a derelict!
Deianira: more thasn that Oro
SweetPeez Meezad: weez all nooz dat
Deianira: okay Z
King Blackthorn: Governors I bid you goodnight, rest well, you will be needed soon
Deianira: what we need to do to get you
Rosy Roundbottom: *saloots*
Ezekiel Littlrot: *salutes*
Deianira: respected in skara
SweetPeez Meezad: nite niterz false kingie
Ezekiel Littlrot: good night Sir
Deianira: so you be governor
Zoogi: Mez juzt go grab ingotz
Oro d'Ici: *salutes*
You see: Lady Crazy Diamond Duchess of Yew
Deianira: ingots or boards?
Rosy Roundbottom: *stuffs chicken in bag*
Deianira: which is quicker?
Ezekiel Littlrot: Rosy?
SweetPeez Meezad: ignotz liter
Rosy Roundbottom: *turns slowy andgrowls*
Deianira: *hugs Rosy*
Ezekiel Littlrot: Want to travel with e to Trinsic?
Ezekiel Littlrot: me*
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: aww huggies
Rosy Roundbottom: wanna lose a toe or two?
Ezekiel Littlrot: sure
Trade Successful.
Thy current bank balance is 0 platinum and 14,973,841 gold.
Deianira: how many we need?
Rosy Roundbottom: tank yoos
231339>WildStar: Dang, I forgot about the meeting.....Zoogi: Mez go grab sum
Rosy Roundbottom: *tucks notes away*
Rosy Roundbottom: mees no wanna see yoos girlfriend
Ezekiel Littlrot: so i lose a few toes and thats a yes?
3950622>Howrence: lmaoYou see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Heckles the Court Jester
<18658121>SweetPeez Meezad: 50 bajilloin durmurtz fir yooz!
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
<51454047>Crazy Diamond: we missed you
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: a hind
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: dere bees a demon assmartian in da towns
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Ezekiel Littlrot [OoOo]
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Erwin The Royal Taster
You see: Deianira
You see: Royal Guard
You see: Frank Lee The Hotdog Vendor
You see: Rosy Roundbottom [BITE]
You see: Deianira
You see: SweetPeez Meezad [BITE]
You see: Zoogi [BITE]
<16670052>Rosy Roundbottom: yoos habs to look fer anyting dat bees unusual
You see: Lady Hoogata
You see: Klog the animal trainer
You see: Lauryn the vet
<27473914>Nephthys: do we have to go kill em?
