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Good Morning Catskills Jan 15 2009

TimberWolf

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* TW stirs up the fire and sets the coffee to brew before beginning to clean up.*

It appears that Jeeves quit last night. He left a letter saying something about ungrateful slobs that don't appreciate good bacon.

So I will stick a help wanted sign in the Chapter house window later today, but for now I better get to cooking.

*TW mixes up a big pot of "gruel"...errr I mean porridge*


That will stick to their bones and keep them warm this morning!

*TW settles into his rocking chair with a fresh brewed mug of coffee, and begins to whittle away on a reed.

All this bard training has me low on instruments....:)


Good Morning Catskills, it is Thursday Jan 15th, The first month of 2009 is half done. Valentines day is a month away so all you lovers better start planning!

:)
 

Vallend

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*Vallend wanders in yawning all the way. Looks in the pot at a huge lump of.... something. Decides coffee is the way to go for breakfast today. Gets a cup of hot steaming coffee, and silently promises self to not stay up that late doing a Champion spawn again. Even though it has been a week since I got a item to drop to me.*

Valentines day is a month away? Hmm should Vallend shoot for his 5th marriage in game? Nahhh I just hope we don't get pink rabbits again. When cooked they tasted.. well... pink.
 

TimberWolf

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wow I must be one of the few people that have never been married in game...never even engaged.

5 times???? wow..

*TW pours another coffee and goes back to making flutes*


So are you living a "Big Love" episode or do you have 4-5 UO divorces too?

lol
 

AnneNomilly

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*Anne wanders in and blearily fixes a cup of coffee with heaps of sugar muttering something about people who don't listen and then wonder why things don't work when she clearly told them it wasn't going to*

Some days don't you think it would be nice to have the Flame Strike spell in real life? Or at least Fireball......

*Anne realizes she's pretty cranky this morning as she tops off her coffee, adds even more sugar and wanders out to get ready to go to the office and have a continuation of the conversation she's been having for the past six years....*

Thanks for the, um, whatever that lumpy stuff is in the pot over there TW. I think I'll pass for this morning but I'm sure the efforts are appreciated.

Have a good day Catskills.
 

Bob_the_fart_guy

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****Strolls into kitchen, dripping wet from shower. No time to to dry off, pokes head into kitchen and see's large pot of porage. Scoops a big bowl of poorage and a cup of joe.****

Running late fer work, grrr. I hung out at Kasaven's place last night, hoping to finally meet him. I guess he was busy elsewhere. I did notice that he hasn't hired in a barkeep yet. So, I made a beer-run for the night. Well, off to work fer' me. Thanks for breakfast TimberWolf.

****Zips out of door sipping coffee, sets poorage in cup holder of van, looks down and realizes I've forgotten to put pants on. "Ah well, there is work to be done". Peels out already late for work.
 

TimberWolf

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* TW considers making an observation about people who have been married a few times, and the sudden arrival of Anne Nomilly*

*TW decides that just in case Anne figures out how to flamestrike in real life....he will keep those earlier thoughts to himself*



Gee and here all these years I thought I was the only one Anne claimed didn't listen to her....lol

Sounds like there is a few of us....perhaps we could organize into an association PWIAA ( People Who Ignore Anne's Advice).

We could have semi annual meetings....BBQ's...Vacation outings.

I will have to ask Anne's advice on this idea sometime!!!

:lick:
:eyes:
 
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Gwenyth

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*Strolls into the kitchen just in time to hear TW babbling about some PWIAA meetings and decides she better take her cup of coffee to a corner table, a safe distance away to watch the flames shooting at TW from Anne's fireworks wand*
 

Black Sun

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Good morning everyone.

*Wanders in still mostly asleep and plops down at a table and stares bleary eyed at the wall*

Sometimes there's just not enough hours at night.

*considers trying the porridge, and decides to get a bowl to save for future paper mache projects.*

This might come in handy.
 

TimberWolf

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*Strolls into the kitchen just in time to hear TW babbling about some PWIAA meetings and decides she better take her cup of coffee to a corner table, a safe distance away to watch the flames shooting at TW from Anne's fireworks wand*


When did you become a coward....years ago you would stand right beside me as I got flamestruck!

lol

:flame:
 

kinney42

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*stumbles into the room with an IV rolling behind him. Fills the IV bag with coffee.*
Morning all. I made a terrible mistake last night. I decided to make a new character. Stayed up WAY too late trying to come up with a template. Finally decided on a dicso archer who will be in wraith form, using curse weapon. So through my own idiocy I get to train Disco again. =(
 

TimberWolf

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*stumbles into the room with an IV rolling behind him. Fills the IV bag with coffee.*
Morning all. I made a terrible mistake last night. I decided to make a new character. Stayed up WAY too late trying to come up with a template. Finally decided on a dicso archer who will be in wraith form, using curse weapon. So through my own idiocy I get to train Disco again. =(
Kinny, I have three words for you..."Poo's Disco Primer"

Stickied on the bard forum.... it is a fast, tried and true methos to train Disco!

Cause as we all know...Disco...disco sucks!!!
 

kinney42

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Oh yeah. I've done dicso 4 times already. I just don't want to do it again!!! but if you can shove it onto a character, Especially an archer, it's TOTALLY worth it! Damage output just skyrockets!!!!
 

Phaen Grey

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*blinks at the clock* its still am... why am I awake...

*blindly finds a cup of coffee and a raisin bran muffin*

I need to decide if I want more coal coloured furniture, or if I really want to chase that elusive champagne red slime around some more...


After I do four loads of laundry, the grocery shopping and mend the husband unit's unform.
 

Flutter

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*sneaks in late, notices the crusty stuff in the pot near the fire and sneaks back out, glad she missed the previous conversation*
 
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