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Good Day Catskills

Black Sun

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Its a slow day and I'm bored. How about some lunch?
I'll do the cooking.
 

Flutter

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That is inappropriate for someone with Gordon Ramsay in their signature.
 

NBG

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Just order from some place good and lie to yourself about actually making the lunch.
 

Black Sun

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That is inappropriate for someone with Gordon Ramsay in their signature.
What? No, That's fine dining right there my friend.
Haven't you ever heard of Corn Flake Flambé?

*spoons a bowl of soup for Emma*
I think those are lentils in there. Its a 50% chance that they might be green beans though. We have such a limited pantry here.
 

Schuyler Bain

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Ahoy - tis a bright and breezy summer day... how about a nice fruit salad? (helps guard against the scurvy dontcha know!) Perhaps a piece of lightly grilled fish?

Thank ye
 
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*spoons a bowl of soup for Emma*
I think those are lentils in there. Its a 50% chance that they might be green beans though. We have such a limited pantry here.
*examines soup... takes a sip*

hmmm.... I'm not sure... perhaps lentils on steroids?
 
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Just Emma

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They are moving, though... *face turns green*

Excuse me! *dashes out door*
 
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Beleg Megil

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I wanna drop 10 pounds before I attend a wedding this weekend, so I'm allowing myself 1 banana, 2 apples, and 1 orange per day. All the coffee I can drink, though!
 

Black Sun

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Hells Kitchen tonight?
The DVR is set to record it every week.

I wanna drop 10 pounds before I attend a wedding this weekend, so I'm allowing myself 1 banana, 2 apples, and 1 orange per day. All the coffee I can drink, though!
I know a fool proof method to lose about 40 pounds instantly. All you need is a hacksaw, some paper towels and a bit of rope.

As an added benefit, you'll not only lose nearly 40 pounds, but you'll save a ton of money on shoes!
 

Giggles

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I wanna drop 10 pounds before I attend a wedding this weekend, so I'm allowing myself 1 banana, 2 apples, and 1 orange per day. All the coffee I can drink, though!
:love: My 3 meals a day usually consist of three pots of coffee. Suddenly I don't feel as abnormal! :love:
 

Flutter

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:love: My 3 meals a day usually consist of three pots of coffee. Suddenly I don't feel as abnormal! :love:
Don't let him lure you into a false sense of security. You are still very abnormal. rolleyes:
 

Norrar

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I think everyone here is most definantly abnormal...
 
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