Good Day Catskills 2009-10-12

[Podolak]

*slides the burlap sack acting as a door out of the way and enters the tavern, looks around to see if anything is missing*

Hmm....

*notices that the same worthless junk he left there is still in place*

There aren't enough thieves in Sosaria me thinks *he says to himself softly*

*moves behind the counter and starts the coffee and hot water*

Well...maybe there is a little coffee missing...

Good Day Everyone.

*starts to clean the griddle and pulls some osty eggs and reptalion bacon from the ice box*

 

[Schuyler Bain]

*staggers through the door... err burlap sack*

Mornin' - coffee, black and one of them there funny eggs you fixed me the other day. Thank ye.

*looks around and notices the usual crowd has yet to file in...*

 

[Podolak]

*smiles as the first patron of the day enters*

Well good morning to you sir!

*motions for him to sit*

How do your travels fare today?

*pours a cup of coffee and sets it down in front of the man*

Them funny eggs sure have been popular, I'll get one frying for you right away.

*cracks the egg and empties it into the pan and it starts to sizzle*

 

[CatLord]

* closes his black tome and moves towards the exit... *

* picks his backpack and a shortbow... *

Thank you for these moments of Peace... but now it is time for War.

* bows gentle while he departs... leaving behind a strange scent of brimstone *

 

[Cutter]

*Moves sack out of the way and tosses in a huge bag filled with explosion potions.*

*Runs off laughing maniacally as they explode, destroying the premises and killing everyone inside*


PWNED!

 

[Podolak]

*throws himself on the blast containing the explosion and obliterating his body*

OooOoOOoOo

*A cinder catches on the burlap sack and it quickly ignites*


OOoooooOOoOO

*the twine holding the burlap sack falls to the floor and a trail of flames make their way to the counter, the flames start to lick at the leg of the table holding the coffee pot, weakening it. Eventually the weight of the pot buckles the table and the coffee falls on the flames, extinguishing them*

OoOooOOooOOO

 

[Lynk]

Your establishment seems to draw nefarious characters.

*takes coin purse off of the body in front of him and exits*

 

[Podolak]

OOOoOOoOOOoooO

(Was there even a coin purse left after that explosion? Perhaps Lynk is just that good at looting?)

 

[Cutter]

*throws himself on the blast containing the explosion and obliterating his body*

OooOoOOoOo

*A cinder catches on the burlap sack and it quickly ignites*


OOoooooOOoOO

*the twine holding the burlap sack falls to the floor and a trail of flames make their way to the counter, the flames start to lick at the leg of the table holding the coffee pot, weakening it. Eventually the weight of the pot buckles the table and the coffee falls on the flames, extinguishing them*

OoOooOOooOOO

The bag was much too large for you to contain it's blast with your body...it isn't like throwing yourself on a grenade. Good idea, and certainly very noble of you, but it was a futile attempt. The building is ashes now, and everyone is dead; sorry!

 

[Podolak]

The bag was much too large for you to contain it's blast with your body...it isn't like throwing yourself on a grenade. Good idea, and certainly very noble of you, but it was a futile attempt. The building is ashes now, and everyone is dead; sorry!

You mustn't be familiar with my wide girth...

 

[Norrar]

*finally arrives at the scene of the explosion with a lost look*

I...I missed the explosions?...

*looks sadly at the hundreds of blackrock in his pack*

Don't worry little guys...The tavern should be back tommorrow...

 

[Phaen Grey]

*sends out a dozen Nockers to rebuild the tavern*

 

[Scarst]

*Watches the Knockers and wonders why she sent clowns to rebuild a tavern*