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GOBLIN EVENT

whiterabbit

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monday april 15 8pm. TIME TO PARTY WISF GOBLINS ON PITMUCK.ers gunna bees pit eating contest(wif prizes) and after dat white net toss.
meets at pitmuck deli
rulz fer pies eatin contest wills bees posted soon*rulz bah*
 

DreadLord Lestat

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Yerg, gobbies will toss hummies in water wit nets. Girkle fer askin. :)

Scabby
 

OccupyEA

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This was a sad affair from what I SAW,, I thought we were supposed to be able to wrap up GOBLINS in VELCRO and then we were gonna stick a huge wall of VELCRO on the southern wall of the Pitmuck Deli and then we would get to toss the VELCRO wrapped GOBLINS up against the wall to see if we could make them stick!! What happened to that plan?? What??? HAPPPENED????>:eek:
 

Ashlynn_L

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I think we should put the goblins in sealed barrels before tossing them into the sea.
 

old gypsy

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Wees gonna hab a mushroom toss toos, rites inta da Pitmuck compost barge!

~ Icky ~
 

Ashlynn_L

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That'll just make your barge erupt in a mass of mushrooms! I wholly support this endeavour! You will have a MUSHROOM SHIP.
 

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Burnin nasty ole mushroom sounds funs!
 

Ashlynn_L

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There is no such thing as a nasty mushroom, you myconid-hating FIEND.
 

old gypsy

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*dances around bonfire*

Bern! Bern! Bern! :banana::danceb::cheerleader: :devil:
 

Ashlynn_L

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You gotta dry 'em out first anyway. Mushrooms are like 80% water. DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!
 

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Her curiosity aroused by the sound of sawing and hammering, Lucy peered out the front window of the Deli. "Icky, what are you doing?" she asked.

Icky glanced up, beaming proudly. "Mees beings a goos prepper, Miz Lucy. Mees buildin a BIG soler dehydrater fer da Deli. Wees kin drys allz kines ub stuffs... squashes, punkins, ober kines ub veggies... froots, en eben mushrooms!"

"What a wonderful idea, Icky!" said Lucy. "Let me know when you're finished and we can try it out."

"Wills doos, Miz Lucy. Wills doos!" Chuckling softly, Icky picked up her saw and returned to her work.
 

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Wees bees gittin reddy fer da pie eeting contest en net toss. Hope eberybuddie liks apple pies cause wees gonna hab lotz ub dem!

~ Icky ~
 
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