GOBLIN ART FAIRE SUNDAY 6/26 AT NOON. FAIRE AT PITMUCK ISLAND ALL ARE WELCOME. FREES ICE CREAMS. GATES FROM LUNA BANK.
OZOG DA ICE CREAMS MAN AND OTHER GOBLINS
OZOG DA ICE CREAMS MAN AND OTHER GOBLINS
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GOBLIN ART FAIRE
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Lost_One
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Lost One is not a happy Orcss. As Chief of the Pitmuck Naval Defences i wood like to be worned in futures so i don't accidentally kill the ugly hoomans and elbs running all overs the Island. They always be leaving the nasties Ancient Wyrms outside me luvely house.
The funny little goblinses make me laff, me luv thems, they never be diggin for the tressures. they just eats the ice creems.
The funny little goblinses make me laff, me luv thems, they never be diggin for the tressures. they just eats the ice creems.
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private1
Guest
I have to say thanks and great job to all of MUCK for a very nice player run event. It was nice to see all the hard work that was put into it and was fun with the added entertainment. I look forward to the next art faire. BTW my dragon now loves ice cream cones so don't be surprised if you find him at your door every so often lol. Please don't kill him, he doesn't know any better, he just follows his stomach.
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Lost_One
Guest
Private 1. were you da one i had to shout at for fissin without da permits?
The Art Faire was rooined by da monsters that attacked just as da ice creems was beein served up. it was ok's though cos da art was rubbish. all pictures of ugly hoomans and not even any blood or chopped off heds.
When da hoomans turned up, da nasties wyrms attacked. i think they be tired of yoo steeling da tressures. no matter though, cos Lost One saved everyone. i killded about 500 Ancients wyrms's and let da hoomans help a little bit. da elbs and hoomans are ugly and to tell yoo all da truth, dey smell a bit too, but lost one still luvs em. not as much as ice creems though.
The Art Faire was rooined by da monsters that attacked just as da ice creems was beein served up. it was ok's though cos da art was rubbish. all pictures of ugly hoomans and not even any blood or chopped off heds.
When da hoomans turned up, da nasties wyrms attacked. i think they be tired of yoo steeling da tressures. no matter though, cos Lost One saved everyone. i killded about 500 Ancients wyrms's and let da hoomans help a little bit. da elbs and hoomans are ugly and to tell yoo all da truth, dey smell a bit too, but lost one still luvs em. not as much as ice creems though.
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private1
Guest
Lol, no I am Sir Ace the one with the Big Orc Eating Dragon.(He isnt eating as many orc these days tho cause they are to high in cholesterol)
EBERYBODIES HABE FUNS AT ART FAIRE *GRINS* GOO ART AND BAD MOBSTERS DIGS WAY OUTTA THE GROUND TO STEAL ARTS. BUTS ALL BEATS DEM BACK.
GIRKLE TO ALL
OZOG
GIRKLE TO ALL
OZOG
Mine kinfolk, Tabito Coy hath told me he was quite impressed with the artworks, especially the sculpture of an ice cream cone, and he was really impressed with the goblin's, green finger paints. Perhaps the one with green finger paints, was an orc blood freestyle, splatter painting ?
He was given ice creams from the goblins, although the ice cream was slightly green. He was told the flavor was pistasio though, but while he politely ate the ice cream anyhow, he was inclined to believe some goblins' green finger paints was accidently slurped into da ice cream !
He was given ice creams from the goblins, although the ice cream was slightly green. He was told the flavor was pistasio though, but while he politely ate the ice cream anyhow, he was inclined to believe some goblins' green finger paints was accidently slurped into da ice cream !
Dear orc:
I believe the human ye yelled at for fishin without permits was some chap named Winfield. Ye see my kin Tabito was so excited about the art faire he went early and viewed all paintings and then...caught fishes so many fishes he had to recall home to drop them all off. A few mins later then, he recalled back to Pitmuck for a while to tour, the tourists attending.
Although Tabito was unaware a fishing permit had to be acquired before fishing there on Pitmuck. Tabito will try to obey island laws in the future regarding fishin permits.
He told me he fled when he seen a huge purple ship swing round by the arts. Big purple ships scare him, for some reason, so Tabito, FLED the island, and came back home. This was about the same time a buncha uglies had invaded the northern part of the island to steal arts. Tabito never digs up uglies, he just fishes and stealths, he fears uglies monsters, thus, also they created him fear, to flee, that and huge honkin purple ship sails of unknown sailin vessels.
He is a chicken, and is scared of a lot, he likes the wee goblins though, so he did attend ... briefly.
I believe the human ye yelled at for fishin without permits was some chap named Winfield. Ye see my kin Tabito was so excited about the art faire he went early and viewed all paintings and then...caught fishes so many fishes he had to recall home to drop them all off. A few mins later then, he recalled back to Pitmuck for a while to tour, the tourists attending.
Although Tabito was unaware a fishing permit had to be acquired before fishing there on Pitmuck. Tabito will try to obey island laws in the future regarding fishin permits.
He told me he fled when he seen a huge purple ship swing round by the arts. Big purple ships scare him, for some reason, so Tabito, FLED the island, and came back home. This was about the same time a buncha uglies had invaded the northern part of the island to steal arts. Tabito never digs up uglies, he just fishes and stealths, he fears uglies monsters, thus, also they created him fear, to flee, that and huge honkin purple ship sails of unknown sailin vessels.
He is a chicken, and is scared of a lot, he likes the wee goblins though, so he did attend ... briefly.
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Lost_One
Guest
OOOH, you be da qween of all da hoomans? Lost One be sorry for shouting at your frends. Lost One not a mean Orc just verry protective of Pitmuck Island and da little goblinses, me not mean to scare anyone. I kno i looks scary and i kno i be the bestest fighter in all da worlds but i be frends with da hoomans and elbs, your madgesty. its the other nasty orcss and da ancients wyrms Lost One dusnt likes.
yoo welcum to fiss on Pitmuck Island anytime you likes, as long as yoo not throw things at me and da little goblinses.
Mr. ork since yoos doing such a goos job at being pitmucks navel protector,wee gunna votes toos see if an orkie kin beees in Pitmuck mob. oh tanks yoo fer killin 500 of dem bigs blue drogons
Ozog
Ozog
Aye I be a peculiar orphaned Queen, but not queen of all humans. Me lil kin Tabito was ascared of you when he seen you cuz he used to goblins up there not orcs.
I did have a wonderous home up there on Pitmuck Isle, but then I seen a wee homeless female goblin one day, and we dun gib her that house spot cuz she looked like all the other goblins up there, and me felt she should live up there instead of well her living out of a shoebox in trammel or felucca anywhere else.
I usually only come up there to drop cookies off to a certain lil goblin though.
Me and me kin can fish right from our yard in New Magincia, but *sigh* no one comes there much cuz it is felucca, I guess. *sigh*
So when we getz lonesome, we come to Pitmuck to visit lil goblins and give em cookies.
I did have a wonderous home up there on Pitmuck Isle, but then I seen a wee homeless female goblin one day, and we dun gib her that house spot cuz she looked like all the other goblins up there, and me felt she should live up there instead of well her living out of a shoebox in trammel or felucca anywhere else.
I usually only come up there to drop cookies off to a certain lil goblin though.
Me and me kin can fish right from our yard in New Magincia, but *sigh* no one comes there much cuz it is felucca, I guess. *sigh*
So when we getz lonesome, we come to Pitmuck to visit lil goblins and give em cookies.
wee habe to habe da mob bisits yoos soon queen zen,lets usin know a gooos time
Ozog
Ozog