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*gasp* Santa Was Pk On Siege!

Drakelord

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Drakelord submitted a new Article:

*gasp* Santa Was Pk On Siege!

*GASP* Santa was PK on Siege!

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You heard how Grandma was run over by a reindeer? No? Then here the story and what happen to Santa later is because it was Max’s Grandma.
Max’s Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for Max, he believes. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog. And he'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication. So she stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas morning'. At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on her forehead. And incrimination' Claus marks on her back. "I've warned...
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Max Blackoak

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haha I made it in the news!

killing Santa was actually collateral damage...I was targeting someone who had gone orange (Kenzie?) at the time and accidentally threw a conflag which landed right at Santas feet...I was surprised noone called for guards and even more surprised to see that I not only killed Santa but lived too!
 

Lady Lavendar

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Santa thought perhaps killing him was your idea of celebrating Christmas, so he didn't want to give you a murder count or call guards. Merry Christmas from Santa and Santa's Elves! He was handing you a gift when he died! But he ran out of gifts.

Thank you to all who came to visit Santa and the Elves. They said they will be back next year!
 

Drakelord

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P.S. Kensie says see you next Sunday Max ;) Kitty will be looking for you. j/k all in good fun.
 

Ellie

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Thank you Santa and all The Elves for all the hard work you do during the year getting ready for this.
 

FrejaSP

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Yes we always forget to thanks The Elves, I'm sure they did work very hard.
 

Ol'Rac Nnod

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Thank you Santa and the Elves! As a noob, getting a present definitely goes a long way for helping! Happy Holidays!

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