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Prince Caspian
Guest
*UO A-HOLES*
(To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by the Who)
(A few sedate notes, followed by frantic piano playing)
(Caspian appears on stage as The Pinhead Wizzer, with oversized Library of Sosaria reading glasses and gigantic snakeskin boots)
Ever since the LBR expansion
I played the Humility spawn.
Reptile, vermin, undead
I musta slayed them all
But I ain't seen nothin like this
There's no courtesy at all.
Campers hogging the scroll drops
To sell at the Luna Vendor Mall!
Now I go to Felucca
Gonna try some PvP
I almost have this joker
and you'll never guess what I see
He disappears immediately
I never saw a recall
That Speedhacking *******
Gets away when he was about to fall!
They are UO A-Holes
They never get in dutch
UO A-Holes
EA never wants to touch
Why do you think they don't care?
I don't know.
Why doesn't EA interfere?
So then I try my crafter,
Looking for some trees to fell.
And I see that same damn scripter
I page a GM to tell
The exact same steps all day
Chop, chop, chop, Recall
Secure container has 5 million stones
And 1 Item inside is all!
They oughta stop em now,
I always seem em camp
Everywhere in Sonoma
Unattended all over the map...
(Piano Scales)
Looking at the Luna Vendors,
I feel a bit depressed
10 Ornies stocked since yesterday
...you can guess the rest
We got crazy stupid dupers
The greediest of all
It hurts those with authentic arties,
Making the item value fall!
I thought EA
was gonna do something
But now I see
Punkbuster was a pipe dream.
They are UO A-Holes
Obnoxious and more
UO A-Holes
Sosarias Canker Sores
They're cheating more....
And camping more!
(Piano jam until the end)
(To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by the Who)
(A few sedate notes, followed by frantic piano playing)
(Caspian appears on stage as The Pinhead Wizzer, with oversized Library of Sosaria reading glasses and gigantic snakeskin boots)
Ever since the LBR expansion
I played the Humility spawn.
Reptile, vermin, undead
I musta slayed them all
But I ain't seen nothin like this
There's no courtesy at all.
Campers hogging the scroll drops
To sell at the Luna Vendor Mall!
Now I go to Felucca
Gonna try some PvP
I almost have this joker
and you'll never guess what I see
He disappears immediately
I never saw a recall
That Speedhacking *******
Gets away when he was about to fall!
They are UO A-Holes
They never get in dutch
UO A-Holes
EA never wants to touch
Why do you think they don't care?
I don't know.
Why doesn't EA interfere?
So then I try my crafter,
Looking for some trees to fell.
And I see that same damn scripter
I page a GM to tell
The exact same steps all day
Chop, chop, chop, Recall
Secure container has 5 million stones
And 1 Item inside is all!
They oughta stop em now,
I always seem em camp
Everywhere in Sonoma
Unattended all over the map...
(Piano Scales)
Looking at the Luna Vendors,
I feel a bit depressed
10 Ornies stocked since yesterday
...you can guess the rest
We got crazy stupid dupers
The greediest of all
It hurts those with authentic arties,
Making the item value fall!
I thought EA
was gonna do something
But now I see
Punkbuster was a pipe dream.
They are UO A-Holes
Obnoxious and more
UO A-Holes
Sosarias Canker Sores
They're cheating more....
And camping more!
(Piano jam until the end)
