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Frog in a blender

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This always makes me feel better when the log in servers go down Frog In A Blender

Just push the little white buttons on the bottom of the blender
 

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I seem to remember a rodent in a microwave variant of this...
 
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joe cartoon is a twisted genious.

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I couldn't agree more and I have not clicked either of these links but I saw them both years ago when I was like ... 15. I remember liking the blender the best, and the testy brothers.
 
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And ... you bite the Tootsie Roll pop to get to the center; sneak around and open hidden gifts and then act surprised when it's official opening time?

Ie, you don't like the suspense of getting there?
 
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Careful Youngster (nearly did the Whiipersnapper routine) ... there are SOME of us who know how to swing the strap out behind the woodshed! &lt;chuckle&gt;
 
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Careful Youngster (nearly did the Whiipersnapper routine) ... there are SOME of us who know how to swing the strap out behind the woodshed! &lt;chuckle&gt;

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I second that whole heartedly.I dont think that "child" understands the predicament(sp?) that he just got himself into. hehe.
 
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How about the Olde Fa*tes in the shard meet at his house and picket? And ... in the words of my baby sis ... that's anyone over 30. Of course that was 25 years go and she is now pushing late 40s. &lt;snicker, snicker&gt;
 
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I started with a middle button. What does that say about me???
 
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MuseDeDannan

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I want in on that woodshed action please? whip me, whip me!
 
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I started with a middle button. What does that say about me???

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LOL too funny.I started with the middle button too.:)

I guess it is true that the older you get the more perverted you are. LOL

I hit 39 last month and I know that I am not teally old yet,but I can sure tell I ain't 18 anymore.
 
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I guess it is true that the older you get the more perverted you are. LOL


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Oh no! I can't afford to get any more perverted than I already am!!! I'm already the most perverted person I know! True perversion is starting with the first button and working through them very very slowly for the sheer pleasure of enjoying the gradual torture of a small creature
 
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