For those that keep threatening me with Salt

[The Slug]

 

[Hand]

Bok! Egads, Sluggy! *vomits in terror... into slugs shoes*

 

[The Slug]

Bok! Egads, Sluggy! *vomits in terror... into slugs shoes*

Oh wonderful! *Boots of the Mythical Chicken Vomit (squishy +4)*

 

[The Slug]

While I'm at it (and since I'm bored today) I also found a great banner to hang outside where the High Council meets ....

 

[Hand]

Don't give them any ideas!

 

[Fig_The_Ancient]

Sorry that made me laugh.........HARD

 

[Hand]

The Chinese are going be building molten salt thorium nuclear reactors... stay away slug!

 

[The Slug]

Errr that sounds scary. I'd advise ALL living creatures, not just slugs, to stay away ....


And in other unrelated news, The US, bowing to international pressure, has agreed to close its detention center at Gitmo, and is moving it to a new undisclosed location, believed to be in China .....

(just kidding)

 

[Amber Witch]

24th Annual Slugburger Festival

I shan't say more.

 

[The Slug]

EEEEEP!! *Hides* That explains all the free plane tickets to Mississippi I've been offered tho ...

 

[Proserpina]

PROBLEM SOLVING - Your life may depend on it.

*falls off chair laughing*


(Poor lil' guy.)

 

[The Slug]

A (Totally Horrible) re-enactment of what transpired at WBB last night

This is attack was completely uncalled for and the offending party should be punished!

 

[The Slug]

OK revenge was taken for my "attack" at WBB. All I can say is the method was just so incomprehensibly evil that all I could do was just sit here in awe *Bows to the Master* :bowdown:

 

[WarderDragon]

Interesting.

Do tell.

 

[SisterFrances[EcZ]]

Poor poor Sluggy...

I hereby declare that we should ban all Marguarita's! Salted Popcorn... and drain the oceans to remove the salt!

Barring that... you just need to GM Hiding and stealth.

*grins*

Sister Frances

 

[Benito]

I have it on good authority that the original picture post of this thread is of a slug in a maze of SUGAR!

The slippery little guy is just trying to garner support for some nefarious future scheme!

Edit: Good job Slug in garnering support by using a picture of what is basically just you at a desert smorgasbord.