(RP) For my PK friends... enjoy!

[Old Timer]

Read, hum, sing to the tune of Bobby Pickett's Monster Mash

Thought our "Red Friends" could use some love after they let me "nap" a few times today!
Hope y'all like this...


I was riding through the forest late one night
When my eyes beheld a red hued sight
From his scabbard the blade did arise
And suddenly to my surpise

He did a slash
He did the PK slash
The PK slash
I was in the graveyard fast
He did the slash
I was caught in a flash
He did the slash
He did the PK slash

From Skara Brae or in castles east
Down in Umbra town, where the vampires feast
Any old place where the locals meet
A maruding red you're likely to meet

He did a slash
He did the PK slash
The PK slash
I was in the graveyard fast
He did the slash
I was caught in a flash
He did the slash
He did the PK slash

Now everythings cool, I dirt nap in peace
The reds are now gone, so a healer I greet
So I get res and I'm headed back home
And don't you know, they won't leave me alone

He did a slash
He did the PK slash
The PK slash
I was in a graveyard fast
He did the slash
I was caught in a flash
He did the slash
He did the PK slash

And for my next ditty...

 

[Blind Otto]

*applauds loudly*
*hears a noise behind him*
*dies horribly*