Find Me!!!

[RedDaTeef]

Reward for finding me! Im lost!

 

[Black magick]

Hey... I know where that is... but can't be arsed to get on

 

[RedDaTeef]

'grats to Sion Brea. Found me in the Secret "booty" cove in Occolo. He forfitted his 100k prize, so that will be a NEW donation.

Next location is worth 200k and will be posted soon this eve...

 

[RedDaTeef]

You gotta help me out... It's all a blur last night...

200k reward!

 

[RedDaTeef]

If im not on when you find me i may be watching a movie...so pk and Ill pay you later...

 

[Beli Mawr]

Your in the caves under Trinsic, by the faction thing.

 

[RedDaTeef]

Doh! money to Beli!
next place morning, 300k!
beli connact for yer money!
I call this palce trinsic dungeon....

 

[Beli Mawr]

Nice

Donate the prize to the New Guild for me, if you don't mind.

 

[Sweeney]

Red, giving gold to newbies or know-bies might seem like a usefull waste of time.. but it doesn't help anyone. You're either helping the vets (knowbies) or just putting on a show.

New players need to earn their gold, or learn how to earn it! Giving it away is whorish.

You helped me out as a newbie, but only because a TnT would pay for their item.. if you honestly think paying newbies to play is the right move.. then go suck a fat one.

 

[Sweeney]

That sounded very mean.. you have the wrong approach man. Reward the one's who choose to stay, not temporary crappers.

 

[CroakerTnT]

Grump.

 

[RedDaTeef]

Ok, thank you for your input Sweeney, always thought provoking!

Anyways, next location is worth 300k and if you want I can actually give you the money, if you find me that is...

 

[RedDaTeef]

Damn I did it again! I'll pay 300k to whomever can come and get me out from this strange location...

Everyone except for Sweeney, he can suck a fat one *wink wink*

 

[RedDaTeef]

Big thanks to Stardust who found me down in the event area of the Brit Sewers, don't even ask me what I was doing there last night, I don't remeber myself.
I have a funny feeling I will be getting lost again soon.

 

[Afterglow]

Poor Red was lost down in the Britain sewers, how he got stuck down there is beyond my knowledge and his own obviously too.
After bringing him back to the safety of a bank I received a check with honouring letters and numbers of knowledge about Siege locations.
...then Red disappeared mumbling words of hidden locations to be found.
This guy will be in trouble soon again I fear...

 

[RedDaTeef]

So, I was snooping around some of the guards in Luna and they caught me!

Guess they didn't think too much of what I was doing, and they've locked me up at a location high in Luna.

Yes, I'm fairly certain I am in Luna...

400k goes to the scallywag who can break me out of this "prison" location.

 

[AEowynSP]

I is there but where be ye?

 

[Afterglow]

aye, wondering the same - guess we were too late picking the poor boy up

 

[RedDaTeef]

Well good old "Tek" was able to shimmy up the drain pipe and boost me from what I refer to as "Luna Prison", what a hell hole.
Thanks again to Tek, hope you dont mind being on the Luna's most wanted criminals list now...

I think i'm going sailing...

 

[RedDaTeef]

So your not gunna believe this...

I set out on the high seas...

Just wanted to leave the whole prison incident behind me...

We were out there sailing having a great time, me and the tillerman...

But the blind mullet didn't see this huge monument sticking out of the waters and bowls right into it...

Well as you can see we are ship wrecked and all the tillerman can do is tell these annoying tales...

Can't anyone come to my rescue? I'll give ya 500k...

 

[RedDaTeef]

Seems no search parties have spotted me yet, so I was trying to remember where we set sail from, that might help... I believe we headed east from Buc's Isle, I hope it was east...

 

[RedDaTeef]

Alas, no rescuers have found RedDaTeef, and I must assume I will be lost at sea indefinately.
I have had to murder the tillerman for food, atleast I have some peace and quiet, and rum!
Will anyone find me...

P.S. I just remebered, we past the north tip of an island shortly after leaving Buc's isle and shortly before crashing at my location.

 

[RedDaTeef]

Well, I am finally back on dryland thanks to the solid sea legs of Delores Duende of the GIL guild.
Much props go out to her for the hard work and diligence it took to find me.
That location is dificult to find if you don't know where it is. In case anyone was wondering it is an old Seer location and only exists on Siege.

Will Red get Lost again? Of couse he will! He is a drunk!