FHP aaaascared of Child & Saint? Say it ain't so...

[Saint of Killers]

Hey Mal, no comment about the 2v2 Child of the Son & myself vs you and your hero Kahl yesterday? You remember the run right? We chased you all the way from Delucia entrance up to your Despise entrance house...well chased Kahl anyway...since you died in 10 seconds at the bridge below brit gate once we targeted you.

That was my archer that Kahl said he hopes I bring to duel him btw. It was just me on him, while Child was on you for the first couple minutes yet Kahl kept running from my inferior template. His spam episode went something like this ;

disarm...run...run...run...disarm...run...run...disarm attempt...oh crap Saint's archer can disarm too?...RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

What's the deal? You're "obviously" superior to Child. Kahl is "obviously" superior to me. Yet, that's the best you could do? You better stick to Stratics Fiction son. Put another notch in my holster baby.

You'll cry there were more UOD than us two. Yes, more than us two recalled in while you two were ganking one of our newbs, but only Child & I fought you and your boy.

Yes, once you found a healer to rez you up, and you recalled to your despise house more UOD recalled in to gank you for kicks, but during the run it was lil ole Child and myself vs you and Kahl...and you boys got rolled up, and ran ran ran baby.

 

[Malador]

Hey Mal, no comment about the 2v2 Child of the Son & myself vs you and your hero Kahl yesterday? You remember the run right? We chased you all the way from Delucia entrance up to your Despise entrance house...well chased Kahl anyway...since you died in 10 seconds at the bridge below brit gate once we targeted you.

That was my archer that Kahl said he hopes I bring to duel him btw. It was just me on him, while Child was on you for the first couple minutes yet Kahl kept running from my inferior template. His spam episode went something like this ;

disarm...run...run...run...disarm...run...run...disarm attempt...oh crap Saint's archer can disarm too?...RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

What's the deal? You're "obviously" superior to Child. Kahl is "obviously" superior to me. Yet, that's the best you could do? You better stick to Stratics Fiction son. Put another notch in my holster baby.

You'll cry there were more UOD than us two. Yes, more than us two recalled in while you two were ganking one of our newbs, but only Child & I fought you and your boy.

Yes, once you found a healer to rez you up, and you recalled to your despise house more UOD recalled in to gank you for kicks, but during the run it was lil ole Child and myself vs you and Kahl...and you boys got rolled up, and ran ran ran baby.

As usual your idea of the sequence of events is different than what really happened.

I ask Kahl what he was up to and he said he was playing with you and child at delucia. I recalled there and evened up the odds. Kahl sicked me on Child so I spent a full 2 minutes chasing child all over the woods while the two of you fought. Then more uod started pouring in. Becarra was next. The three of you jumped on Kahl together and we decided to flee cause we knew next there would be a half dozen archers running around. This is how you beat us.

Any time the odds are even you loose. This is an example of how UOD normally wins fights

 

[Floyd the Barber]

Hey Mal, no comment about the 2v2 Child of the Son & myself vs you and your hero Kahl yesterday? You remember the run right? We chased you all the way from Delucia entrance up to your Despise entrance house...well chased Kahl anyway...since you died in 10 seconds at the bridge below brit gate once we targeted you.

Anyone else notice any inconsistencies in Saint's story?

Delucia, to brit gate, to Despise. Hmmmm, sounds fishy to me.

 

[Malador]

Anyone else notice any inconsistencies in Saint's story?

Delucia, to brit gate, to Despise. Hmmmm, sounds fishy to me.

Actually Floyd that is the one part of his story that is accurate. The rest of it is bull****.

 

[Kahlan_FHP]

I love it when Mal shoves the poo right in their faces. btw saint, nice try at saying that was a 1v1. Again, your idea of a 1v1 is so far from reality. Take it ez Junie.

 

[dukarlo]

Way to go Saint, your pogo stick really works well for you I see.

boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing
You really are leat For, err i mean Saint

 

[Cetric]

Hey Mal, no comment about the 2v2 Child of the Son & myself vs you and your hero Kahl yesterday? You remember the run right? We chased you all the way from Delucia entrance up to your Despise entrance house...well chased Kahl anyway...since you died in 10 seconds at the bridge below brit gate once we targeted you.

That was my archer that Kahl said he hopes I bring to duel him btw. It was just me on him, while Child was on you for the first couple minutes yet Kahl kept running from my inferior template. His spam episode went something like this ;

disarm...run...run...run...disarm...run...run...disarm attempt...oh crap Saint's archer can disarm too?...RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

What's the deal? You're "obviously" superior to Child. Kahl is "obviously" superior to me. Yet, that's the best you could do? You better stick to Stratics Fiction son. Put another notch in my holster baby.

You'll cry there were more UOD than us two. Yes, more than us two recalled in while you two were ganking one of our newbs, but only Child & I fought you and your boy.

Yes, once you found a healer to rez you up, and you recalled to your despise house more UOD recalled in to gank you for kicks, but during the run it was lil ole Child and myself vs you and Kahl...and you boys got rolled up, and ran ran ran baby.

wait dude, hold the phone, how did kahl run away from you?

 

[Shamano]

I have a story much the same with these guys. It's bad enough everyone already knows the deal with them so it goes without saying what happened while I was trying to escape. So I'm being chased 4v1 and it takes them from Tort all the way out the Khal entrance to finally omen para gank and get the kill. But then to top it all off one says to me "Don't f*** with us" All I could do was laugh :bowdown:

 

[Kahlan_FHP]

wait dude, hold the phone, how did kahl run away from you?

Well, when he would overrun me I'd disarm him, get shot a few times by child and then id continue my run, lol. It was funny. I dont know how he thinks he was the only one chasing...oh wait...maybe on his screen...he's mighty fast.

 

[Officerdg]

I see a picture of u dead by a possible gank at your despise house just as Saint stated happened in his post! Where r the screenies from the fight that was 1 v 1 or 2 v 2 ?

As usual your idea of the sequence of events is different than what really happened.

I ask Kahl what he was up to and he said he was playing with you and child at delucia. I recalled there and evened up the odds. Kahl sicked me on Child so I spent a full 2 minutes chasing child all over the woods while the two of you fought. Then more uod started pouring in. Becarra was next. The three of you jumped on Kahl together and we decided to flee cause we knew next there would be a half dozen archers running around. This is how you beat us.

Any time the odds are even you loose. This is an example of how UOD normally wins fights

 

[Malador]

I see a picture of u dead by a possible gank at your despise house just as Saint stated happened in his post! Where r the screenies from the fight that was 1 v 1 or 2 v 2 ?

I would asked Saint for those pics Officer Dog. I dont really see a way to take pictures of events that did not happen but you could ask. Also I might be wrong but I dont think it was ever 1 v 1. I know it was never 2 v 2. At the moment I arrived it was 3 UOD on 2 FHP. I escalated until we arrived at the pic your looking at.

 

[Saint of Killers]

LOLOL

As usual you're both liars, and total jokes. After watching you in action last night Kahl there's no way you want me in a 7 x 7 room with you son. LOL You'll get rolled up. You have exactly 0.0% chance of ever killing me in a 7 x 7 enclosed room ever. Your template is trash. LOLOL joke. All your little board cheerleaders are right up there with your caliber. Just more trash flexing their stratics pixel muscles that will never ever kill anyone worthwhile in a 1v1 or 2v2 or any other even odds. BTW, Becarra never caught up to you chump. He recalled in to rez his guildie, asked where we were and never got to us to get one lick on Kahl's yellow @ss. You ran son, and it was just me on you. You ran like the chick you are.

 

[Officerdg]

WTF ever! U have no screenies because u would never take a screenie of you and yer BFB getting rolled in a fair fight. You all keep slamming UOD but its always the same thing over and over again! Ganked by archers. Well when its anyone else doing the ganking with mages, tamers or WTF ever template they use its called TEAMWORK. So just shut yer pie hole and deal with our TEAMWORK!!!! This is NOT Mage UO NOR is it anywhere in the ROC/TOS or Rules and or guidlines of the game say anyone has to play any certain template to PvP. If u dont like it then leave the game or adapt and deal with it. You are very seriousely delusional if u think anyone on these boards likes u or cares to see yer epeen enlarging screenies with NO task bar Mr. I play 6 to 7 days a week. Talk about someone that needs a life and a job. Get over yerself and move on. Oh and before u say it. I could care less what any of the ppl that post here think of me. OH BTW! I better not say it, dont wanna get any points I may not get to go to recess. Besides I am way too tired to give a rats butox. (Gee I hope that clears the censors)

 

[Still Frame]

WTF ever! U have no screenies because u would never take a screenie of you and yer BFB getting rolled in a fair fight. You all keep slamming UOD but its always the same thing over and over again! Ganked by archers. Well when its anyone else doing the ganking with mages, tamers or WTF ever template they use its called TEAMWORK. So just shut yer pie hole and deal with our TEAMWORK!!!! This is NOT Mage UO NOR is it anywhere in the ROC/TOS or Rules and or guidlines of the game say anyone has to play any certain template to PvP. If u dont like it then leave the game or adapt and deal with it. You are very seriousely delusional if u think anyone on these boards likes u or cares to see yer epeen enlarging screenies with NO task bar Mr. I play 6 to 7 days a week. Talk about someone that needs a life and a job. Get over yerself and move on. Oh and before u say it. I could care less what any of the ppl that post here think of me. OH BTW! I better not say it, dont wanna get any points I may not get to go to recess. Besides I am way too tired to give a rats butox. (Gee I hope that clears the censors)

I've been telling you punks in the years ive been with you THIS IS MAGE UO!!! What are you thinking Big Dawg Dave?

Uugh happy new year buddy. Make room for me and jocelyn on WoW will ya? UO's gotten so bad that i was forced to join factions on my dexer =(

GO PVP NEWBS SO I CAN USE NONFACTION CHARS. Even playing a red doesnt give you enough targets cuz everyone effing hides in gz on their little blubie factioners. Atleast majority of UODs faction chars are red.

 

[Still Frame]

I would asked Saint for those pics Officer Dog. I dont really see a way to take pictures of events that did not happen but you could ask. Also I might be wrong but I dont think it was ever 1 v 1. I know it was never 2 v 2. At the moment I arrived it was 3 UOD on 2 FHP. I escalated until we arrived at the pic your looking at.

I wouldnt take it personally, it seems to always be atleast one uod arguing with you mal. Now that i dont really fight with anyone on here anymore someone had to take over. I have a greater respect for people that have played for a long time because in the near 6 years ive been playing i've pretty much gotten bored and lost all interest. I'm completely anti Warcrack but my girlfriend loves it so might be giving it a try when the free download is back up =/

 

[Kahlan_FHP]

LOLOL

As usual you're both liars, and total jokes. After watching you in action last night Kahl there's no way you want me in a 7 x 7 room with you son. LOL You'll get rolled up. You have exactly 0.0% chance of ever killing me in a 7 x 7 enclosed room ever. Your template is trash. LOLOL joke. All your little board cheerleaders are right up there with your caliber. Just more trash flexing their stratics pixel muscles that will never ever kill anyone worthwhile in a 1v1 or 2v2 or any other even odds. BTW, Becarra never caught up to you chump. He recalled in to rez his guildie, asked where we were and never got to us to get one lick on Kahl's yellow @ss. You ran son, and it was just me on you. You ran like the chick you are.

Yellow @ss? Are you insulting my Mexican heritage? Mystra, I expect you to do something about this. Keep spinning the truth, you'll never make it on O'reilly Factor.
Saint, I know for a fact you are probably grounded or something. You were always crying about it in vent. So if anyone is "flexing their pixalated muscles" it's you.
I'm still waiting for you to put up the 5 mill so we can have our duel in the 7x7 room. Without pots you will=dead. Also, you'll have to take off the rabbit boots.

 

[Saint of Killers]

Yellow @ss? Are you insulting my Mexican heritage? Mystra, I expect you to do something about this. Keep spinning the truth, you'll never make it on O'reilly Factor.
Saint, I know for a fact you are probably grounded or something. You were always crying about it in vent. So if anyone is "flexing their pixalated muscles" it's you.
I'm still waiting for you to put up the 5 mill so we can have our duel in the 7x7 room. Without pots you will=dead. Also, you'll have to take off the rabbit boots.

Set it up. I use 5 mill to wipe my @ss with in game. I'll use pots. Why wouldn't I. Oh that's right, you play a temp that uses confidence, wants to DP peeps, and hopes to never get disarmed or else they have 0 chance to parry any hits. I see. LOL

This is why I roll peeps in the field, and don't sit around with your lil "boo hoo these are the rules for a duel". Cure pot = your temp is junk. Deal with it. Evolve. Make a better temp.

I'll be on most of the afternoon. Come find me chump. Just look for the pack of UOD and I'm sure I'll be hiding in the middle of them.

 

[Kahlan_FHP]

Set it up. I use 5 mill to wipe my @ss with in game. I'll use pots. Why wouldn't I. Oh that's right, you play a temp that uses confidence, wants to DP peeps, and hopes to never get disarmed or else they have 0 chance to parry any hits. I see. LOL

This is why I roll peeps in the field, and don't sit around with your lil "boo hoo these are the rules for a duel". Cure pot = your temp is junk. Deal with it. Evolve. Make a better temp.

I'll be on most of the afternoon. Come find me chump. Just look for the pack of UOD and I'm sure I'll be hiding in the middle of them.

First off, you are not much of a challenge 1v1 ANYWHERE. It's only difficult fighting you when other archers are hitting me at the same time. That, and the majority of the time I cant even catch you.

 

[Saint of Killers]

Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

Peace out. Done with stratics banter.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to leave with a better header:

"CYA stratics reply quote key (sort of)"

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Farewell stratics reply quote key (sort of), maybe I'll go have a coffee with Cialis.

 

[Malador]

WTF ever! U have no screenies because u would never take a screenie of you and yer BFB getting rolled in a fair fight. You all keep slamming UOD but its always the same thing over and over again! Ganked by archers. Well when its anyone else doing the ganking with mages, tamers or WTF ever template they use its called TEAMWORK. So just shut yer pie hole and deal with our TEAMWORK!!!! This is NOT Mage UO NOR is it anywhere in the ROC/TOS or Rules and or guidlines of the game say anyone has to play any certain template to PvP. If u dont like it then leave the game or adapt and deal with it. You are very seriousely delusional if u think anyone on these boards likes u or cares to see yer epeen enlarging screenies with NO task bar Mr. I play 6 to 7 days a week. Talk about someone that needs a life and a job. Get over yerself and move on. Oh and before u say it. I could care less what any of the ppl that post here think of me. OH BTW! I better not say it, dont wanna get any points I may not get to go to recess. Besides I am way too tired to give a rats butox. (Gee I hope that clears the censors)

I am not sure why you bother to speak Officer Dog but since you do I will do my best to heap ridicule on your words.

I have no screenies because it did not happen as describe. Even if it did happen that way I do not snap pics of random events in a fight. Further if he were the victor it is his place to snap pics of the money shot. If you had a clue you would know and fully understand this.

As far as ganking goes your right everyone does it. The difference is TDR, BC, Pwnt and random other guilds dont set up gank spots and lure people into them. Does this make you good at ganking? Yes. Does it make you good pvpers? Not a chance most of you suck as I prove each time I get one of you alone.

 

[Malador]

Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

It is up to you to post pics of us getting slapped around if you think your up to it. Oh wait I forget you cannot post pics.

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Translated :

I have decided that since I cannot post pics proving them wrong I will very smartly stop arguing.

 

[Cialis]

Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

Peace out. Done with stratics banter.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to leave with a better header:

"CYA stratics reply quote key (sort of)"

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Farewell stratics reply quote key (sort of), maybe I'll go have a coffee with Cialis.

Trust me brother.....im buying.....

This is retarted.....

Leave it to sige and FHP to weave the tales......

 

[Kahlan_FHP]

Done with the stratics babbling. You and Mal can rule the boards. Your lies are nothing more than fiction. You treat your bs pix as a stratics resume, never showing any where you get slapped around, just your "claims" to 1v1 victory. If any peeps want to see the truth on who talks the talk & who walks the walk, they just have to sit in game on their stealther and see the truth. You 2 amount to nothing more than mosquitos in game.

Peace out. Done with stratics banter.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to leave with a better header:

"CYA stratics reply quote key (sort of)"

I have finally decided to not post any replies to meaningless boasts of other dweebs greatness in game. I can leave my "stratics reply quote key" knowing that my everything I said here was true, but can no longer handle all the lies from certain individuals on the board, or their allies that also spam in lies for them.

Farewell stratics reply quote key (sort of), maybe I'll go have a coffee with Cialis.

I was praying that you'd make a post like this. You sound a LOT like Tupac...hmm...same guild..makes a lot of sense. So please never come back. Thank you.

 

[daisuke]

If you didn't wish a reply from UOD to begin with, why challenge them on the boards with your pointless screen shots? I personally hope this back and forth never ends, I can reread some of this garbage for hours for laughs.


Oh by the way Cialis: "Welcome to Cialis Online. Your $12.99 a month is appreciated." is the best one so far.

 

[Malador]

If you didn't wish a reply from UOD to begin with, why challenge them on the boards with your pointless screen shots? I personally hope this back and forth never ends, I can reread some of this garbage for hours for laughs.


Oh by the way Cialis: "Welcome to Cialis Online. Your $12.99 a month is appreciated." is the best one so far.

Read up genius. They started this thread and no one challanged them.

In a separate thread I posted how they challanged me and how I would prove them to be idiots.

 

[Still Frame]

Trust me brother.....im buying.....

This is retarted.....

Leave it to sige and FHP to weave the tales......

I dno if i should feel insulted or just laugh...


sieg = 240 tailor (double legend) i can weave anything especially with fake screenshots from 10 years ago to make it seem true

All sarcasm guys dont lose your heads over any of that. I stopped posting tons of screenies because

A. Everyone claims i edit them anyways
B. I have nothing left to prove, its a game and if i take some i'm not making a thread to bash anyone like in the good old days. These boards should require a manditory IQ test before people post in certain threads
C. I just dont give a double whopper with cheese anymore, its just a game. I hold no grudges against anyone, animocity and malador included...aside from fred because he likes to obess a little bit, and now that BTH is completely gone hes gonna need someone new.