Event: Help us locate our runaway Bachelor! [Kelmo]

[Kat]

Siege we need your help! It seems our bachelor of the evening has left his Bachelor Party, in a drunken stupor, with A Hot Stripper!

There is a 1 million gold reward for his return.

Kelmo was last seen wearing a white wedding dress and Luka's Pink Panties, as he left the tavern with A Hot Stripper! He is not hidden!

Please help us save the day by locating our bachelor and returning him [Alive] to the Stonehaven Tavern, with Luka's Pink Panties! Both our bachelor and the pink panties must be returned in order to win the prize!


First clue: Kelmo is sitting upon his throne

 

[Førsaken]

Hmm, what state are you in? I bet he's there.

Private chat FTW.

 

[Kat]

Clue 1: Kelmo is sitting upon his Throne

Clue 2: Look for the secret passage to Kelmo's Throne

 

[Storm]

Rofl

 

[Tjalle]

Rofl

Hail non-Sieger...

 

[Troop]

Take your time. I stayed behind at the Tavern and am being entertained by the other stripper.

 

[Kat]

Clue 1: Kelmo is sitting upon his Throne

Clue 2: Look for the secret passage to Kelmo's Throne

Clue 3: Kelmo has arachnophobia

 

[Spree]

 

[Kat]

We have a possible winner! If you can locate Kelmo, the possible winner and Luka's pink panties, you may thwart the potential winner!

Kelmo must be returned to the Stonehaven Tavern alive and with Luka's Pink Panties!

 

[Elfstone]

OMFG, I'm gonna have bad little spider dreams now...

 

[Luka Melehan]

OMFG, I'm gonna have bad little spider dreams now...

Spiders?? I am trying real hard not to imagine Kelmo in pink panties!

Which is made all the more difficult after after doing inventory yesterday at the Columbus Ohio Victoria Secret Warehouse....

 

[Kat]

Congratulations to our Winner, Leawyn! She located our drunken bachelor and returned him, along with Luka's pink panties, safe and sound!

Thanks again, Leawyn and don't spend all that gold in one place!

Thanks to all who participated!

 

[Tjalle]

 

[Kat]

Never fear, Luka! It was all just a terrible mistake! Kelmo and the stripper [a big dorky golem, who died a miserable death] went to hunt undead creatures for a little while. Your handsome and charming groom will be awaiting your arrival at the altar tomorrow afternoon!

PS... As his Best "Man", I can assure you I would never let him do something so tacky.