EMAIL RESPONSE TIMES...

[veronicatnorris]

I’ve been waiting patiently,
For my email reply,
But I have not had one,
What is the reason why?

I sent in all my details,
I wrote my problem down,
I smile while starting Outlook,
But that becomes a frown.

I’ve checked it every morning,
I’ve checked it at night too,
But I still haven’t had,
An email from GM Review.

By the time I get a reply
I’m afraid to say,
The GM who was involved,
Will have retired and gone away.

This isn’t a difficult matter,
It doesn’t need a bribe,
All I really want from you,
Is my name, Bob the Scribe.

I’ve said it many times now,
I’m ready for the flack,
But all I am wanting,
Is my character’s name back.

How long do I have to wait,
For a reply to my email,
Will I have to pass on this story,
So my grand kids can tell the tale?

You must have at least one person,
With the ability to type an email.
Or is it your email systems,
That have now started to fail.

I hope that you reply now,
I’ve said it many times.
Not only for my character,
But I’m running out of rhymes.

 

[Spartan]

Changed due to "the scribe" as part of the name, I bet. Which means that it won't happen because of that little thing. Nice poetry, though.