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Bigmikeuk
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I put it to the Devs that the next expansion should be called "SNEAKY MIKE'S AGE OF PIRATE PWNAGE"
This exciting new expansion will feature:
1: There will be an event where Tramel is DESTROYED by pirates (if you think ninjas are better than pirates your a ***).
2: There will be an event where Ilshanar is INVADED by pirates *insert rubbish plot line here*, this will lead to it being Feluca rules.
3: (you may see a pattern here) Malas is erm... raided by pirates and mostly destroyed. It can keep Luna cos it’s good for vendors and also Doom... But *insert rubbish plot here* it's magically become Feluca rules too.
4: Players can only have a limited amount of blessed/insured items
5: New player customisation to allow hook hands, peg legs, eye patches and shoulder mounted parrots!
6: Towns can have limited guard zones, but barely any NPC vendors. Move all the NPCs to Bucs Den where there are no guards.
7: Introduction of new pirate ships!
8: New NEVER SEEN BEFORE lands! Loads of sea and islands to conquer.
9: I've run out of ideas!!!!! I can't just sit around here pulling them out my arse all day
Well anyway, that's the new expansion out early 2009!
PRE ORDER SNEAKY MIKE'S PIRATE PWNAGE AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER TO AVOID DISSAPOITMENT! (Free eye patch with every copy).
snap:
P.S. EA, you now owe me 1 squillion dollas!
Insert abuse below.
This exciting new expansion will feature:
1: There will be an event where Tramel is DESTROYED by pirates (if you think ninjas are better than pirates your a ***).
2: There will be an event where Ilshanar is INVADED by pirates *insert rubbish plot line here*, this will lead to it being Feluca rules.
3: (you may see a pattern here) Malas is erm... raided by pirates and mostly destroyed. It can keep Luna cos it’s good for vendors and also Doom... But *insert rubbish plot here* it's magically become Feluca rules too.
4: Players can only have a limited amount of blessed/insured items
5: New player customisation to allow hook hands, peg legs, eye patches and shoulder mounted parrots!
6: Towns can have limited guard zones, but barely any NPC vendors. Move all the NPCs to Bucs Den where there are no guards.
7: Introduction of new pirate ships!
8: New NEVER SEEN BEFORE lands! Loads of sea and islands to conquer.
9: I've run out of ideas!!!!! I can't just sit around here pulling them out my arse all day
Well anyway, that's the new expansion out early 2009!
PRE ORDER SNEAKY MIKE'S PIRATE PWNAGE AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER TO AVOID DISSAPOITMENT! (Free eye patch with every copy).
snap:P.S. EA, you now owe me 1 squillion dollas!
Insert abuse below.