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(Player Event) Da UO Fair iz on da way ta town on Cheezy!!!

Zoogi

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Yoo herd me rite. Da Fair iz cummin ta Cheezy startin Friday November 10th n runnin trew da 12th. Ebery nite da Fair will start ad 5pm EST n run trew 9 pm. Der shood be uh liddle sumtin fur eberyun so mez gunna gib yoo uh lizt ub all da ebents. Yoo can *** ta un er yoo can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower starded ebery nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Friday Nov 10th

5 pm - White Net Tozz opp ub da Magincia Docks!! *fighting or healing skills*
6 pm - Scabenger Boat Race. Boatz n stupp will be probided fur yoo *Eberyun welcum* Limit ub 30 racerz
7 pm - Family Feud *Eberyun Welcum*
8 pm - Nivas Drunk Run *Eberyun Welcum*
9 pm - LottoBOOM * Eberyun Welcum*

Saturday Nov 11th
5 pm - Archery Contest ad da Luna Fair Groundz *Eberyun welcum*
6 pm - Find da DJ *Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Deal or No Deal *Eberyun welcum*
8 pm - Deal or No Deal till da game iz ober wit
9 pm - Trivia Challenge

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
6 pm - Ice Races * Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
8 pm - Pick Up Ducks
9 pm - Battle ub da Sexes!!

At da conclushun ub Battle ub da Sexes der will be uh bery short clozin ceremony on da Magincia Docks!! Followed by ZOOGI'S CHEEZY FIREWORKS!!! Ip yoo hab firework wands feel free ta bring dem n fire dem opp. More da merrier!!!

Diz ebent iz open to ebery shard ip yoo wish ta padisupate. Der will be Grab bags fur yoo fairgoerz n hopefully uh gewd time ta be had by all. Der iz uh chance ub maybe uh GOBLIN CATAPULT!! Ip dat duznt grab yooz uttenchun mez dunno wut will. Datez ugain iz November 10 - 12. Hope ta see eberyun der!!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
 
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Max Blackoak

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
is this on Chesapeake? Or is "Cheezy" some kinda player town on Siege that I simply have never heard about?

If it is Chesapeake - why post on the Siege forums? (no offense, just askin)
 

Freelsy

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
My exact thoughts. If it's Siege, great. I will not participate, but I'll be trying to kill as many blues as possible!
 

Tanager

Sage
Stratics Veteran
A sizable chunk of the Siege population does vacation in Trammel from time to time, and some of Siege's PvP'rs might enjoy crashing the Harrower. Thank you for including Siege in your invitation.
 

Zoogi

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Mozt ub da ebentz yoo dun need any skillz n datz why mez inbiting ebery shard. Tanager iz rite wit da pvperz n da harrower. Ebery shard claimz dey da beztezt pvperz eber. Up to yoo ip yooz want ta show up n show wut yoo got!! So NERG mez not on da wrong SHARD!!!! Silly hummiez.
 

Blind Otto

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Ha! That shows what you know! I am, as many here will attest, the WORST PvPer ever!
I once dropped my sword on the ground instead of equipping it, ended up with a torch equipped instead, and died to a mongbat.
Go on - top that. *throws down gauntlet, accidentally drops hammer on foot*

(Thanks for the invitation)
 

Victim of Siege

Grand Poobah
Governor
Alumni
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
Mozt ub da ebentz yoo dun need any skillz n datz why mez inbiting ebery shard. Tanager iz rite wit da pvperz n da harrower. Ebery shard claimz dey da beztezt pvperz eber. Up to yoo ip yooz want ta show up n show wut yoo got!! So NERG mez not on da wrong SHARD!!!! Silly hummiez.
*Gets the hose*
 
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