(Player Event) Da UO Fair iz on da way ta town on Cheezy!!!

[Zoogi]

Yoo herd me rite. Da Fair iz cummin ta Cheezy startin Friday November 10th n runnin trew da 12th. Ebery nite da Fair will start ad 5pm EST n run trew 9 pm. Der shood be uh liddle sumtin fur eberyun so mez gunna gib yoo uh lizt ub all da ebents. Yoo can *** ta un er yoo can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower starded ebery nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Friday Nov 10th
5 pm - White Net Tozz opp ub da Magincia Docks!! *fighting or healing skills*
6 pm - Scabenger Boat Race. Boatz n stupp will be probided fur yoo *Eberyun welcum* Limit ub 30 racerz
7 pm - Family Feud *Eberyun Welcum*
8 pm - Nivas Drunk Run *Eberyun Welcum*
9 pm - LottoBOOM * Eberyun Welcum*

Saturday Nov 11th
5 pm - Archery Contest ad da Luna Fair Groundz *Eberyun welcum*
6 pm - Find da DJ *Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Deal or No Deal *Eberyun welcum*
8 pm - Deal or No Deal till da game iz ober wit
9 pm - Trivia Challenge

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
6 pm - Ice Races * Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
8 pm - Pick Up Ducks
9 pm - Battle ub da Sexes!!

At da conclushun ub Battle ub da Sexes der will be uh bery short clozin ceremony on da Magincia Docks!! Followed by ZOOGI'S CHEEZY FIREWORKS!!! Ip yoo hab firework wands feel free ta bring dem n fire dem opp. More da merrier!!!

Diz ebent iz open to ebery shard ip yoo wish ta padisupate. Der will be Grab bags fur yoo fairgoerz n hopefully uh gewd time ta be had by all. Der iz uh chance ub maybe uh GOBLIN CATAPULT!! Ip dat duznt grab yooz uttenchun mez dunno wut will. Datez ugain iz November 10 - 12. Hope ta see eberyun der!!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia

 

[Zoogi]

Ip derz goblinz dat wanna *** to duh fair n need uh liddle help. Juzt ask fur Zoogi er Marge er pozt on here ahed ub time. Wez will b glad too help ;u)

 

[Mama Faith]

This sounds like a good time. I'll have to bring a character over so I can join in the fun. Thank you for the invite!

 

[Ceno of MT]

I might be able to make it on Friday. I'll have to see what my work schedule will be like when it gets closer. It does sound really fun!

(Also, my goblin speak is a bit rusty, this is on Chesapeake shard?)

 

[Zoogi]

Yerg itz on "Chesapeake" err howeber yoo hummiez spell dat ;u)

 

[Zoogi]

Der iz lezz dan uh week ta go eberyun!!!!

 

[Ceno of MT]

My apologies @Zoogi! I completely spaced out and got my weeks mixed up and missed the events! I thought it was this weekend. I am now a sad Panda cause I was looking forward to it.