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Da UO Fair iz on da way ta town on Cheezy!!!

Zoogi

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Yoo herd me rite. Da Fair iz cummin ta Cheezy startin Friday November 10th n runnin trew da 12th. Ebery nite da Fair will start ad 5pm EST n run trew 9 pm. Der shood be uh liddle sumtin fur eberyun so mez gunna gib yoo uh lizt ub all da ebents. Yoo can *** ta un er yoo can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower starded ebery nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Friday Nov 10th
5 pm - White Net Tozz opp ub da Magincia Docks!! *fighting or healing skills*
6 pm - Scabenger Boat Race. Boatz n stupp will be probided fur yoo *Eberyun welcum* Limit ub 30 racerz
7 pm - Family Feud *Eberyun Welcum*
8 pm - Niva's Drunk Run *Eberyun Welcum*
9 pm - LottoBOOM * Eberyun Welcum*

Saturday Nov 11th
5 pm - Archery Contest ad da Luna Fair Groundz *Eberyun welcum*
6 pm - Find da DJ *Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Deal or No Deal *Eberyun welcum*
8 pm - Deal or No Deal till da game iz ober wit
9 pm - Trivia Challenge

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
6 pm - Ice Races * Eberyun welcum*
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
8 pm - Pick Up Ducks
9 pm - Battle ub da Sexes!!

At da conclushun ub Battle ub da Sexes der will be uh bery short clozin ceremony on da Magincia Docks!! Followed by ZOOGI'S CHEEZY FIREWORKS!!! Ip yoo hab firework wands feel free ta bring dem n fire dem opp. More da merrier!!!

Diz ebent iz open to ebery shard ip yoo wish ta padisupate. Der will be Grab bags fur yoo fairgoerz n hopefully uh gewd time ta be had by all. Der iz uh chance ub maybe uh GOBLIN CATAPULT!! Ip dat duznt grab yooz uttenchun mez dunno wut will. Datez ugain iz November 10 - 12. Hope ta see eberyun der!!!!!

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
 
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Zoogi

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Juzt uh reminder to all doze doin ebentz. Ip yoo need ta uze da PEC yoo hab too hab uh email sent ta Raine n Mesanna both by diz friday wit wut yoo need

Girkle!!
 

Khaelor

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
Yoo herd me rite. Da Fair iz cummin ta Cheezy startin Friday November 10th n runnin trew da 12th. Ebery nite da Fair will start ad 5pm EST n run trew 9 pm. Der shood be uh liddle sumtin fur eberyun so mez gunna gib yoo uh lizt ub all da ebents. Yoo can *** ta un er yoo can *** to dem all!!! Der will be uh Harrower starded ebery nite ub da fair *pvp will be likely so show up fur da slaughter*

Saturday Nov 11th
9 pm - Pet Battles!!

Sunday Nov 12th
5 pm - Pet Fair
7 pm - Pet Scavenger Hunt *Little taming skill needed?*
Everyone is welcome to all of those events also. The Pet Scavenger hunt will be friendly for those chars who cannot gate/have no taming. Same with the pet battles. Two classes one for tamers and one for nontamers. So if you are from off server and want to participate you are welcome to come.
 

Malee

Seasoned Veteran
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
UNLEASHED
I've seen the Ice Race House! it is AWESOME! :thumbsup:
 

Mama Faith

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I attended some of Friday's events (2 hour difference made it impossible to be on earlier) and it was a blast. Unfortunately, I couldn't attend anything from today but I will be there, tomorrow, along with my alter ego. You guys have done a great job in planning this and it blows me away to see how creative you are.
 

Zoogi

Sage
Stratics Veteran
N now da Lazt nite ub da Fair. Starded opp with uh Pet Fair. Lotz ub prizez fur diz un. Cutezt Petz went ta Mama Faith wit her Squirrel n Rabbit. Xio wun mozt feroshus Pet wit her crazy IMP!! Almozt well Behabed went ta Sweetpeez n her band ub Sheep. Bezt pet Duo wus Tezz n her 2 Vollumz. Bezt Keepsake pet went ta Mikhala n her bootiful White Wyrm. N Lazt but not leazt. Bezt in show went ta Stickey Keyz showin opp hiz 12 Inchez. Mez tink dat wuz uh snake.

Next up wuz da COOLEZT Ebent. Da Ice Racez!!!!! Der wuz uh lodda fallin n bruizez n maybe eben sum froztbite. Da cold didn seem ta bodder Crazy Eyez da Pixie cuz she tewk 1st plaze. She had ta beat Tigger 2 timez ta win. N 3rd went ta Jeromiah!!!

Apter all dat wuz da Pet Scabenger Hunt!! Wez all ran all ober da place tryin ta git all doz cridderz tamed. Wen it wuz all said n dun. Eden tamed da mozt petz in da qwikezt time. Dey needed uh Tame opp ta decide da winner. Runner up wuz Cedar Branch. Den cummin in 3rd wuz Sweetpeez!!!

Den wuz uh old time faborite game dat iz at ebery fair.. PICK UH DUCK game!!!! Datz rite yoo play n yoo pick uh duck n wuteber iz under da duck yoo win!! Diz wuz un ub da few timez mez tink da Carny didn make uh ting. She packed up n lept town in uh hurry ;u)

Lazt game ub da nite wuz BATTLE UB DA SEXEZ!!! Yerg it wuz egzactly wut yoo tink it wood be. Tribia seein ip da Gurlz n guyz wood hab any idea ub wut da udder sex noz. Diz wuz uh cloze un but da Guyz sqweeked oud uh win in da end. Now duh real qweschun. How duz Tehan n Nanoc noz so much aboot duh udder SEX!!!!!

Den finally da Fair had ta *** to uh end.. Wez had uh short clozin cerumony on da Magincia Dockz followed by ZOOGIZ CHEEZY FIREWERKZ!!! Udder dan uh few burnt fingerz mez dun tink anyting caught on fire.

Juzt uh few qwik Girklez to duh hummiez who did ebentz
Niva, Cat, Phoenix, Nanoc, Violet, Khyro, Spahr, Tehan, Cara, Marge, Da UORadio DJs n PEC Raine. Da Goblin Catapult wuz UHMAZING!! Ip mez furgot sumun mez sorry.
Oh alzo eberyun dat partishipaded in all da ebentz. Witout yoo der wood be no rezun ta hab ta Fair in duh firzt plase.

Hope EBERYUN had uh gewd time!! Diz Goblin Gobenor iz gunna take uh nap!!!

* Wabes*

Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
 

Mama Faith

Lore Keeper
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Thank you again for putting on these events. I had so much fun and the people of Chessy are fantastic. I look forward to attending future events as they're guaranteed to make you laugh. *deep curtsey*
 
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