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Da Hoff vs. Chuck Norris

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Rykus

Guest
I don't need no steenking video to be sure of Da Hoff's greatness. I don't see ol' Chuck doing time travel and saving the free world. Nuff said.
 
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Guest

Guest
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I don't need no steenking video to be sure of Da Hoff's greatness. I don't see ol' Chuck doing time travel and saving the free world. Nuff said.

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I bet Chuck never cared anything about Alabama, either, all his love is for Texas.


-Skylark
 
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pikon198

Guest
Ya but chuck norris's tears can cure cancer AND aids, its just a shame he never cries... i'de like to see Da Hoff do that!!
 
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Alex the Gray

Guest
GAH!!!
All these losers....
chuck, hoff, sly, arnold, mel-
LETS GET REAL!!!!!
The original and still the BADDEST ass around is Rutger Hauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Everyone else iz just a wanna be rutger......
rutger is a svart

you all should worship rutget hauer

he IZ da MAN!!!!!!
 
Scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt

Babbling Loonie
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I had to Wiki him... had no clue who he was.
So that makes him &lt; da Hoff.
 
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Alex the Gray

Guest
no, it merely means you have poor taste in movies.
Rutger Hauer &gt; anyone
 
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Guest

Guest
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GAH!!!
All these losers....
chuck, hoff, sly, arnold, mel-
LETS GET REAL!!!!!
The original and still the BADDEST ass around is Rutger Hauer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Everyone else iz just a wanna be rutger......
rutger is a svart
you all should worship rutget hauer
he IZ da MAN!!!!!!

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*drools*
"Time to die"

So tell me; Do androids dream of electronic sheep?

Not to mention he has over 100 movies/TV shows to his credit... the Hoffs less than half that.
 
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Alex the Gray

Guest
sigh.....
rutger is meeb hero
His interpretation of roy batty was glorious.
Flesh and blood
blood of heros
series "when things were rotten" (robin hood spoof on tv)
Blade runner
the hitcher (the REAL one- not the after market crap follow ups)
blind fury
and on and on and on
No one can beat rutger- they won't even LOOK at him. Chuck and Hoff look at their shoes when in his presence!
He is the original and still the best
tho Vin DOES come close..........
 
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Guest

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Puffy recenlty posted how Chuck Norris wul destroy Da Hoff. I just raided DA Hoff's home video library and pulled this old classic match up.
Da Hoff vs. Chuck Norris

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My life is now complete... thank you!
 
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