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The goblin chieftain took fright at the sight of Siege’s forces amassed against him, and fled to the mountains, the king’s scouts chasing close behind. He darted through the rocks, and dived into a small crevasse.

The lead scout looked into the hole, and checked the surrounding countryside. There was no visible exit, other than the one the goblin had used to enter. Foul mutterings could be heard coming from inside.

“Well lads, we’d better send for reinforcements. It’s going to take at least 2 weeks to dig him out of there – this is pretty solid rock!” shouted the lead scout. “Send for our best miners, and some good rock-breaking equipment!”

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All of which is to say, we have a slight technical hitch regarding the event on Saturday. There will be plenty of goblins to slaughter, and some higher-end monsters as well, but the goblin chief has decided not to turn up. Wimp. Once we dig him out, you can beat him senseless as much as you like.

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