[13/12/17][20:42:37] [King Blackthorn]: And now... *sighs* I believe it's Mr Mad?
[13/12/17][20:42:43] [Alaster The Mad]: * hides something under the table which makes a bottle sound*
[13/12/17][20:42:43] [Morgana]: *cryes*
[13/12/17][20:42:49] [ARAGORN]: everyone guard the royal undies
[13/12/17][20:42:56] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:42:57] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:42:57] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:42:58] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:42:59] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:42:59] [Anna Goodward]: *Eyeroll*
[13/12/17][20:43:00] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:43:00] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:43:01] [King Blackthorn]: You know, when I defeated and escaped from Exodus, this was not the sort of Halibeard wielding honor guard I expected to see
[13/12/17][20:43:06] [Alaster The Mad]: My lord, my respects !
[13/12/17][20:43:11] [Vincent Vega]: * claps*
[13/12/17][20:43:13] [Moira]: *whispers to hex*
[13/12/17][20:43:15] [Morgana]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:43:15] [Alaster The Mad]: and you all present here.
[13/12/17][20:43:16] [Larynda]: *Arches a brow*
[13/12/17][20:43:17] [Anna Goodward]: *Sniggers*
[13/12/17][20:43:20] [Moira]: he had forced me to do so
[13/12/17][20:43:24] [Hex]: hehe
[13/12/17][20:43:34] [Aryala]: You prefer chaos over order, so you will have to live with this.
[13/12/17][20:43:36] [Aryala]: *smirks*
[13/12/17][20:43:36] [Alaster The Mad]: First, i'd like to thank all people who were mad enough to vote for me
[13/12/17][20:43:38] [Hex]: was that to saave your undies?
[13/12/17][20:43:57] [Alaster The Mad]: they win a free two weeks undies stealing free ticket.
[13/12/17][20:43:59] [Moira]: no, if i dont do it i have to argh
[13/12/17][20:43:59] [King Blackthorn]: Indeed, in madness pluribus
[13/12/17][20:44:03] [Moira]: eat his undies
[13/12/17][20:44:05] [Moira]: argh
[13/12/17][20:44:07] [Heimdall]: lol
[13/12/17][20:44:07] [Hex]: lol
[13/12/17][20:44:14] [Alaster The Mad]: Well...
[13/12/17][20:44:22] [Alaster The Mad]: so much good ideas been said before me
[13/12/17][20:44:35] [Hex]: including bagball uniform for u
[13/12/17][20:44:35] [Alaster The Mad]: docks for moonglow, promoting the brit bank folks...
[13/12/17][20:44:39] [Hex]: thats best idea yet
[13/12/17][20:44:40] [Alaster The Mad]: hey no !
[13/12/17][20:44:47] [Morgana]: indeed
[13/12/17][20:44:48] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][20:44:57] [King Blackthorn]: There's going to be a request for Pants By Appointment To The King, isn't there?
[13/12/17][20:45:03] [Alaster The Mad]: and, seeing arapan... aragorn *coughs* elected brings me joy.
[13/12/17][20:45:09] [Alaster The Mad]: no no !
[13/12/17][20:45:12] [ARAGORN]:

[13/12/17][20:45:14] [Alaster The Mad]: look.
[13/12/17][20:45:30] [Alaster The Mad]: Skara is... by it's geography, a sea place. An island.
[13/12/17][20:45:40] [Alaster The Mad]: And, going around... i've noticed
[13/12/17][20:45:50] [Morgana]: grapes, lots of !
[13/12/17][20:45:55] [Alaster The Mad]: there's no "proper indicated place" for placing large boats.
[13/12/17][20:46:00] [Alaster The Mad]: so i had an idea.
[13/12/17][20:46:07] [King Blackthorn]: Interesting! Do go on
[13/12/17][20:46:31] [Alaster The Mad]: As all may know, vesperian people are lazy, and getting drunk at the swagger's inn, a proper bar in vesper, every night
[13/12/17][20:46:37] [Alaster The Mad]: i think, My Lord
[13/12/17][20:46:52] [Moira]: *nods*
[13/12/17][20:46:53] [Alaster The Mad]: you should force all Vesperians to work for constructing a new dock
[13/12/17][20:46:53] [Anna Goodward]: ......
[13/12/17][20:47:00] [Hex]: shoulda hit him harder Anna
[13/12/17][20:47:06] [Moira]: sht
[13/12/17][20:47:14] [Anna Goodward]: Certainleh will
[13/12/17][20:47:16] [King Blackthorn]: Hmm, but Alaster your realm is of Skara not Vesper. I cannot allow my people to be forced to work for another
[13/12/17][20:47:25] [Keenan]: *grins slightly*
[13/12/17][20:47:32] [Alaster The Mad]: oh really ? But they drink more than me !
[13/12/17][20:47:33] [Larynda]: Forcing the people of vesper to do work for others has a long and proud tradition in the north...
[13/12/17][20:47:43] [Vetinari]: *coughs*
[13/12/17][20:47:47] [Alaster The Mad]: anyway !
[13/12/17][20:47:50] [King Blackthorn]: Could you not pay for their work? Our realm has many poor people who need new pants, could you not pants the homeless instead?
[13/12/17][20:48:02] [Anna Goodward]: *Shoot Lary another death glare*
[13/12/17][20:48:05] [Alaster The Mad]: oh, that was my second point My Lord.
[13/12/17][20:48:11] [Alaster The Mad]: or third
[13/12/17][20:48:24] [Alaster The Mad]: i'll be present in Skara two nights per week
[13/12/17][20:48:37] [Alaster The Mad]: to gather all requests, questions, suggestions for our town
[13/12/17][20:48:38] [Sparrow]: Procurer of the Royal Pants
[13/12/17][20:48:48] [Morgana]: *Laughs*
[13/12/17][20:48:48] [Alaster The Mad]: i prefer to not take all decisions on my own.
[13/12/17][20:48:59] [Alaster The Mad]: and hmm
[13/12/17][20:49:05] [King Blackthorn]: Well as Governor of Skara Brae please do suggest your new docks
[13/12/17][20:49:18] [King Blackthorn]: But I cannot be part of enslaving one group of my people to another!
[13/12/17][20:49:27] [Alaster The Mad]: indeed, i do my Lord. For vesperians, forget that part.
[13/12/17][20:49:42] [Alaster The Mad]: Buuuut.... don't all forget the swagger's inn is opened everyday.
[13/12/17][20:49:50] [Alaster The Mad]: finally !
[13/12/17][20:49:54] [Alaster The Mad]: I'd like to
[13/12/17][20:50:04] [King Blackthorn]: Sadly time is short, and I am becoming somewhat un-nerved by your nakedness, please finish quickly
[13/12/17][20:50:15] [wanda]: hehe
[13/12/17][20:50:15] [ARAGORN]: *sniggers quietly*
[13/12/17][20:50:17] [Alaster The Mad]: bring a new face to Skara Brae bank, as it happened to britain, years ago.
[13/12/17][20:50:35] [Alaster The Mad]: And i'll cut here, and i'll finish what i have to say the next meeting !
[13/12/17][20:50:44] [ARAGORN]: clothed?
[13/12/17][20:50:47] [Keenan]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:50:48] [Alaster The Mad]: Thanks a lot to you all again, for making our kingdom what it is.
[13/12/17][20:50:51] [Alaster The Mad]: No, never.
[13/12/17][20:50:52] [Anna Goodward]: An' Ah'll bring an iron pan
[13/12/17][20:50:54] [King Blackthorn]: I'm afraid the Royal Architect, who is definitely in the building somewhere, can only perform one major task per season
[13/12/17][20:51:03] [Alaster The Mad]: oh hmm
[13/12/17][20:51:05] [Aryala]: A place where we have to watch naked people talk politics.
[13/12/17][20:51:07] [King Blackthorn]: I can request the bank, or the docks, but not both
[13/12/17][20:51:13] [Aryala]: Is there a royal tailor?
[13/12/17][20:51:14] [King Blackthorn]: And I cannot promise either
[13/12/17][20:51:16] [Alaster The Mad]: oooh true.
[13/12/17][20:51:28] [Alaster The Mad]: Well, time will tell, and i know you are busy
[13/12/17][20:51:41] [Alaster The Mad]: and i let the others Governors talk now !
[13/12/17][20:51:43] [King Blackthorn]: There must be, you don't think King Blackthorn looks THIS fabulous without a lot of cloth related magic?
[13/12/17][20:51:48] [Alaster The Mad]: Thanks a lot for listening.
[13/12/17][20:51:59] [Alaster The Mad]: Congrats, and thanks to you all.
[13/12/17][20:52:00] [King Blackthorn]: Thank ye Alaster, the Mad but Elected!
[13/12/17][20:52:07] [Sparrow]: These new docks - will they look like - PANTS?
[13/12/17][20:52:12] [Alaster The Mad]: * bows and tries to not trip on carpet while going away*
[13/12/17][20:52:12] [ARAGORN]: Henry VIII reincarnated?
[13/12/17][20:52:14] [Aryala]: Kings talking of themselves in third person are never a good sign.
[13/12/17][20:52:19] [King Blackthorn]: And now Miss Goodwind please?
[13/12/17][20:52:19] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:20] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:21] [Alaster The Mad]: goddamnit !
[13/12/17][20:52:22] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:23] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:25] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:25] [Hex]: i hate to think how the bank will look
[13/12/17][20:52:25] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][20:52:30] [Aurelius]: Ahem
[13/12/17][20:52:33] [Aurelius]: Goodward ....
[13/12/17][20:52:36] [Anna Goodward]: *******!
[13/12/17][20:52:36] [Moira]: *mumbles*
[13/12/17][20:52:39] [Moira]: sorry
[13/12/17][20:52:42] [Moira]: u know
[13/12/17][20:52:44] [Alaster The Mad]: * ahahah !*
[13/12/17][20:52:45] [Mylee]: lol
[13/12/17][20:52:46] [wanda]: hehe omg
[13/12/17][20:53:03] [Anna Goodward]: Yea well. Thank ya for allowin' tha word yer lordship
[13/12/17][20:53:04] [King Blackthorn]: I'm sorry, I really must pay more attention to these reports
[13/12/17][20:53:07] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: first ! the bank !
[13/12/17][20:53:28] [<28825808>King Blackthorn]: Will discuss after event Alaster

[13/12/17][20:53:33] [<9274797>Aurelius]: you plan emptying it before it's decorated, of course....

[13/12/17][20:53:44] [Anna Goodward]: Am vereh sorreh for tha lack of activiteh in Vesper. Ah was tryin' ta work somethin' up with Aurelius there but...
[13/12/17][20:54:01] [King Blackthorn]: How do you feel about forced activity M'lady?
[13/12/17][20:54:13] [Larynda]: *Chuckles*
[13/12/17][20:54:15] [<43681594>Someone Special]: *rushes to Skara bank to make some hasty withdrwals*
[13/12/17][20:54:19] [Aurelius]: Not a problem Anna, the invsaions rather got in the way ...
[13/12/17][20:54:30] [Anna Goodward]: Ah'll beat tha **** *cughs* Ah'll convince mistah madpants othahwise
[13/12/17][20:54:36] [Anna Goodward]: *Shoots Alaster a glare*
[13/12/17][20:54:37] [ARAGORN]: haha
[13/12/17][20:54:42] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: no hey nooo !
[13/12/17][20:54:47] [Alaster The Mad]: * coughs*
[13/12/17][20:54:52] [ARAGORN]: well said anna
[13/12/17][20:54:58] [King Blackthorn]: I thought as much. Ahh chaotic freedom! Carry on!
[13/12/17][20:55:30] [Anna Goodward]: Well, we had ta deal with the Overlords of Trinsic an' some drow an' their minions *shoots Larynda a glare*
[13/12/17][20:56:01] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][20:56:02] [Anna Goodward]: Bottom line is. We didn' come around ta put up tha Vesperian olympics as planned
[13/12/17][20:56:10] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][20:56:19] [King Blackthorn]: Excuse me a second....
[13/12/17][20:56:30] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: i bet 1k on drewster !
[13/12/17][20:56:30] [Anna Goodward]: *Sighs*
[13/12/17][20:56:33] [King Blackthorn]: You can't fight in here! This is the town council room!
[13/12/17][20:56:38] [Alaster The Mad]: i bet 1k on drewster !
[13/12/17][20:56:42] [Alaster The Mad]: * glug glug glu*
[13/12/17][20:56:47] [King Blackthorn]: Cease thy unwarrented ruffianage!
[13/12/17][20:56:48] [<45732596>Thunderz]: have i missed the event
[13/12/17][20:56:51] [Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[13/12/17][20:56:51] [Slappyjipper]: lol
[13/12/17][20:56:52] [Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[13/12/17][20:56:53] This seat is reserved for the Crown!
[13/12/17][20:56:54] [Mylee]: Sorry.
[13/12/17][20:56:55] [Morgana]: lol
[13/12/17][20:57:04] [King Blackthorn]: Proceed M'lady
[13/12/17][20:57:14] [Anna Goodward]: Thank ya sir..
[13/12/17][20:57:24] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][20:57:32] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][20:57:42] [Anna Goodward]: Well, em games ain' buried an' Ah hope ta put em up, maybeh with some help of Aurelius tha. Cause...
[13/12/17][20:57:56] [Anna Goodward]: If we Vesperian's be good at one thing et is entertainment
[13/12/17][20:58:04] [Anna Goodward]: *Flashes a smile*
[13/12/17][20:58:16] [Alaster The Mad]: and forced work.
[13/12/17][20:58:18] [Aurelius]: Anything I can do to assist, just say...
[13/12/17][20:58:26] [King Blackthorn]: Certainly this would meet with my approval.
[13/12/17][20:58:36] [Anna Goodward]: An' for tha facts. Et takes at least foive Vesperians ta deplete more booze than Alaster
[13/12/17][20:58:45] [Alaster The Mad]: lies !!
[13/12/17][20:58:49] [King Blackthorn]: The virtues are a fine system, but sometimes a little competition can be healthy
[13/12/17][20:58:59] [Alaster The Mad]: * glug glug glug*
[13/12/17][20:59:01] [Anna Goodward]: *Nod nod*
[13/12/17][20:59:15] [King Blackthorn]: Anything else you would like to put forward?
[13/12/17][20:59:27] [Anna Goodward]: Yea.... Well...
[13/12/17][20:59:41] [Anna Goodward]: Ah kinda hit an issue sir with tha citizen office...
[13/12/17][21:00:01] [Alaster The Mad]: * hands lemonade to morgy*
[13/12/17][21:00:05] [King Blackthorn]: Issues?
[13/12/17][21:00:05] [Anna Goodward]: We had donations but Ah wasn' able ta find out who donated cause no one raised their voice on what em want....
[13/12/17][21:00:17] [King Blackthorn]: Ahh for the required buildings
[13/12/17][21:00:24] [Anna Goodward]: *Shakes head*
[13/12/17][21:00:32] [King Blackthorn]: Taxation?
[13/12/17][21:00:34] [Hex]: i must leave
[13/12/17][21:00:36] [Hex]: night all
[13/12/17][21:00:41] [King Blackthorn]: Thank ye for coming Hex
[13/12/17][21:00:41] [Alaster The Mad]: night hex !
[13/12/17][21:00:44] [Moira]: nisght
[13/12/17][21:00:51] [<9274797>Aurelius]: Night Hex
[13/12/17][21:00:56] [<27873642>Hex]: night =)
[13/12/17][21:00:58] [Anna Goodward]: Yea. Ah thought et would be nice if ya could address that by havin' em donators listed on tha townstone or somethin'...
[13/12/17][21:01:01] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: hex = awesomeness
[13/12/17][21:01:01] [Slappyjipper]: :O
[13/12/17][21:01:04] [Anna Goodward]: Also a citizen index would be nice actualleh
[13/12/17][21:01:10] [<27873642>Hex]: keep hitting him Anna
[13/12/17][21:01:18] [drewster]: royal boxing
[13/12/17][21:01:19] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: i'm innocent !
[13/12/17][21:01:24] [King Blackthorn]: As a mage my powers are considerable, but even I cannot carve stone.
[13/12/17][21:01:25] [<27873642>Hex]: never been
[13/12/17][21:01:34] [Vincent Vega]: sadly M;Lord i must be off too
[13/12/17][21:01:36] [Anna Goodward]: *Chuckles*
[13/12/17][21:01:43] [King Blackthorn]: Ahh one second
[13/12/17][21:01:46] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: what the
[13/12/17][21:01:46] [Aurelius]: If donations at the stone worked as those at mailboxes do, though
[13/12/17][21:01:55] [King Blackthorn]: Vincent, do please put your manifesto on the usual methods of communication
[13/12/17][21:01:55] [<27873642>Hex]: *waves*
[13/12/17][21:02:05] [Aurelius]: we would at least know the 'sender', which would be very useful..
[13/12/17][21:02:12] [King Blackthorn]: and let me know in what ways the Kingdom can help
[13/12/17][21:02:14] [<43681594>Someone Special]: i blame his mum, the moment she placed that teet on the whisky bottle, we were all doomed

[13/12/17][21:02:17] [drewster]: oh yeah
[13/12/17][21:02:23] [Alaster The Mad]: good point here aurelius !
[13/12/17][21:02:24] [Mylee]: lol
[13/12/17][21:02:25] [Mylee]:

[13/12/17][21:02:30] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: but but
[13/12/17][21:02:32] [Anna Goodward]: *Nods*
[13/12/17][21:02:33] [King Blackthorn]: Back to the issue at hand...
[13/12/17][21:02:36] [Mylee]: King shes punching me

[13/12/17][21:02:37] [ARAGORN]: *sighs*
[13/12/17][21:02:42] [ARAGORN]: kids
[13/12/17][21:02:55] [Alaster The Mad]: * steals fists*
[13/12/17][21:02:59] [Sofia]: lol
[13/12/17][21:03:00] [Mylee]: *nods*
[13/12/17][21:03:04] [Sofia]: D:
[13/12/17][21:03:06] [King Blackthorn]: I can request my law makers look at the question of tracking donations
[13/12/17][21:03:20] [Anna Goodward]: Thank ya sir...
[13/12/17][21:03:30] [<9274797>Aurelius]: someone mistakenly deposited material for their town loyalty on the Britain stone instead...
[13/12/17][21:03:33] [King Blackthorn]: But I believe there is a magic power, known as The Pincus which records which hands last touched an item in a mail box
[13/12/17][21:03:40] [<9274797>Aurelius]: Would like to be able to find out who and return the ingots...
[13/12/17][21:03:50] [King Blackthorn]: You may seek to get people to donate to you directly to track those hands in the short term
[13/12/17][21:03:54] [<46566390>drewster]: how many
[13/12/17][21:04:09] [Anna Goodward]: Won' work for donated shines sire
[13/12/17][21:04:11] [King Blackthorn]: In the meantime, I can forward on a request the stone tracks individuals
[13/12/17][21:04:14] [<9274797>Aurelius]: 3000 I think, enough to get to the voting loyalty level...
[13/12/17][21:04:23] [Anna Goodward]: *Nods*
[13/12/17][21:04:33] [<46566390>drewster]: i passed some to the guy next to the stone
[13/12/17][21:04:56] [King Blackthorn]: Do we have time for Vega, or has he left us to the land of nod already?
[13/12/17][21:04:59] [Anna Goodward]: Well, tat be all from tha Vesperian end. Oh an' yeah. Check by at Swaggers Inn. Am runnin' tha Tuesday shifts if ya got ta address anehthin'
[13/12/17][21:05:01] [<9274797>Aurelius]: that may be it then

you can have them back when we are done here ...
[13/12/17][21:05:09] [<46566390>drewster]: no wonder i couldnt vote
[13/12/17][21:05:14] [Anna Goodward]: Thank ya for yer patience sir
[13/12/17][21:05:20] [Anna Goodward]: *Nods politely*
[13/12/17][21:05:21] [Alaster The Mad]: * cheers the swagger's inn*
[13/12/17][21:05:25] [King Blackthorn]: Meeting my people is always a pleasure!
[13/12/17][21:05:37] [Anna Goodward]: *hisses at Lary*
[13/12/17][21:05:39] [Larynda]: *Smiles*
[13/12/17][21:05:44] [Alaster The Mad]: * steals a boot*
[13/12/17][21:05:51] [King Blackthorn]: Well then, if Mr Vega can't be with us....?
[13/12/17][21:05:54] [Alaster The Mad]: oh look !
[13/12/17][21:06:03] [King Blackthorn]: Does anyone at all have any issues they'd like to raise?
[13/12/17][21:06:07] [Alaster The Mad]: he seems asleep !
[13/12/17][21:06:08] [Anna Goodward]: *******! *Swats Alaster's backhead!*
[13/12/17][21:06:13] [Alaster The Mad]: waargh
[13/12/17][21:06:21] [Alaster The Mad]: * hits table*
[13/12/17][21:06:33] [King Blackthorn]: Apart from sexual tension ones please, this is still the highest table in the land I'd remind you
[13/12/17][21:06:39] [Anna Goodward]: *Snatches her boot back*
[13/12/17][21:06:40] [Alaster The Mad]: tell her !
[13/12/17][21:06:41] [ARAGORN]: gonna need the royal medic soon if that keeps up
[13/12/17][21:06:50] [ARAGORN]: not high enough if alasters head can still hit it
[13/12/17][21:07:02] [King Blackthorn]: Well then, if there's nothing else...
[13/12/17][21:07:09] [Alaster The Mad]: hehe, i've hide bottles here from my last office !
[13/12/17][21:07:12] [Alaster The Mad]: * gluglugluglug*
[13/12/17][21:07:14] [Aryala]: We have heard the plans of the governors, what are the plans of the king though?
[13/12/17][21:07:18] [Anna Goodward]: Hey! Am nay tha one gropin' between yer thighs *glares at Alaster*
[13/12/17][21:07:22] [King Blackthorn]: Ahh, a good question!
[13/12/17][21:07:31] [King Blackthorn]: *steps up and taps the banners again*
[13/12/17][21:07:44] [King Blackthorn]: I miss our former Liege too you know
[13/12/17][21:07:56] [King Blackthorn]: But... now is finally the time to truly explore Chaos I believe
[13/12/17][21:08:16] [ARAGORN]:

[13/12/17][21:08:18] [King Blackthorn]: Not the barbarity done in it's name by ridiculous fools in metal tins
[13/12/17][21:08:30] [Alaster The Mad]: yeah, vesperians !
[13/12/17][21:08:35] [Slappyjipper]: I resent that
[13/12/17][21:08:36] [Morgana]: Liar !
[13/12/17][21:08:37] [Slappyjipper]: !
[13/12/17][21:08:38] [King Blackthorn]: But true chaos, creative, confusing but nurturing
[13/12/17][21:08:40] [Anna Goodward]: *snorts*
[13/12/17][21:08:41] [Alaster The Mad]: woops.
[13/12/17][21:08:47] [King Blackthorn]: So, I was thinking in the new year....
[13/12/17][21:09:00] [King Blackthorn]: I'd like to come visit some of your events. See the breadth of voices in the land
[13/12/17][21:09:07] [Larynda]: *Whistles..*
[13/12/17][21:09:11] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:09:13] [King Blackthorn]: Admittedly, I'd prefer it if you were fully dressed when I did
[13/12/17][21:09:21] [Alaster The Mad]: oh nooo !
[13/12/17][21:09:24] [King Blackthorn]: And there are matters of state to address first
[13/12/17][21:09:26] [Morgana]: ->
[13/12/17][21:09:31] [ARAGORN]: that would be an event in itself
[13/12/17][21:09:33] [Morgana]: *looks suspicious*
[13/12/17][21:09:37] [Alaster The Mad]: yeah moira dress !
[13/12/17][21:09:42] [Alaster The Mad]: mmh wait...
[13/12/17][21:09:44] [Moira]: *smiles*
[13/12/17][21:09:45] [King Blackthorn]: You are all aware of the reports I have been getting on a mysterious new sect called the Ordo Solstitium>
[13/12/17][21:09:50] [ARAGORN]: aye
[13/12/17][21:09:56] [Moira]: yeah
[13/12/17][21:10:01] [Alaster The Mad]: indeed
[13/12/17][21:10:13] [Moira]: *claps*
[13/12/17][21:10:15] [King Blackthorn]: *nods* The Solstice approaches. I would like you all there on the 21st
[13/12/17][21:10:19] [Alaster The Mad]: guess it's vesperians in disguise.
[13/12/17][21:10:21] [Anna Goodward]: Are we still talkin' politics or 'bout the interior of Alaster's bum?
[13/12/17][21:10:23] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:10:33] [Morgana]: 21 ? that is
[13/12/17][21:10:34] [Alaster The Mad]: step back your hand you !
[13/12/17][21:10:34] [Morgana]: !
[13/12/17][21:10:41] [<9274797>Aurelius]: a realm-wide 'design a costume for Alaster' competition.. has potential ...
[13/12/17][21:10:49] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: nooooo
[13/12/17][21:11:00] [<63445164>Alaster The Mad]: it will finish in a jester suit i see it coming
[13/12/17][21:11:01] [King Blackthorn]: Indeed Morgana
[13/12/17][21:11:12] [Alaster The Mad]: i'll be present My Lord.
[13/12/17][21:11:12] [Moira]: my liege, i wish you a good night!
[13/12/17][21:11:14] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:11:19] [King Blackthorn]: Goodnight Moira!
[13/12/17][21:11:22] [Anna Goodward]: Guh
[13/12/17][21:11:23] [Alaster The Mad]: good night moira !
[13/12/17][21:11:26] [Morgana]: and you M'am
[13/12/17][21:11:29] [Moira]: good night!
[13/12/17][21:11:34] [Anna Goodward]: Twennehfirst am occupied alreadeh sire
[13/12/17][21:11:35] [Aurelius]: A slightly earlier time than usual, for the 21st, is it not?
[13/12/17][21:11:36] [Alaster The Mad]: * steals nothing*
[13/12/17][21:11:37] [Sparrow]: *Waves*
[13/12/17][21:11:37] [Sparrow]: Fare thee well
[13/12/17][21:11:39] [King Blackthorn]: Assuming the Ritual proves harmless, I believe we can rest until after the New Year
[13/12/17][21:11:51] [King Blackthorn]: And aye Aurelius, 6pm in Britannian time
[13/12/17][21:12:15] [King Blackthorn]: The Royal Party Goer tells me there was a wish to perhaps be a bit earlier on weekends
[13/12/17][21:12:16] [ARAGORN]: if rl doesnt press in the erm new world i will be there (meaning if i dont have to work late)
[13/12/17][21:12:34] [Anna Goodward]: Darn, got ta try ta squeeze tat in
[13/12/17][21:12:39] [Alaster The Mad]: don't worry, i'll protect you all ! *hic*
[13/12/17][21:12:41] [Aurelius]: There' a job worth applying for.....
[13/12/17][21:12:50] [Aryala]: The peasanty party goers would like to remind the royal one that time zones make that very early
[13/12/17][21:12:53] [Aryala]: for some of us.
[13/12/17][21:13:00] [Alaster The Mad]: * falls on anna's legs*
[13/12/17][21:13:01] [King Blackthorn]: I suggest if you cannot attend, get friends to do so. I must have opinions from people I trust on how safe this Ritual of Fawn is!
[13/12/17][21:13:22] [ARAGORN]: guinea pigs then my lord?
[13/12/17][21:13:28] [Anna Goodward]: *Swats Alaster*
[13/12/17][21:13:35] [Alaster The Mad]: waargh
[13/12/17][21:13:38] [King Blackthorn]: But aye Aryala, I am aware of the difficulty of balancing time
[13/12/17][21:13:51] [King Blackthorn]: Apparently this is the Ordo's concern too. We shall see
[13/12/17][21:14:07] [Morgana]: *Finally, Alaster's bandana gone broke after some hits*
[13/12/17][21:14:27] [King Blackthorn]: So... with that in mind, it's time to continue to thrash the daemons below my castle. I shall send in a lesser mage who would like a word briefly though
[13/12/17][21:14:28] [Alaster The Mad]: * palps bald head*
[13/12/17][21:14:38] [King Blackthorn]: For now, goodnight my People!
[13/12/17][21:14:40] [Alaster The Mad]: damn, you going to pay me that vesperian !
[13/12/17][21:14:42] [Sparrow]: *Waves*
[13/12/17][21:14:42] [Sparrow]: Fare thee well
[13/12/17][21:14:44] [Egan]: Goodnight
(Sees Wanda about to leave the hall)
[13/12/17][21:15:06] [EM Gotan]: oi

[13/12/17][21:15:06] [Morgana]: ùAhhhh
[13/12/17][21:15:08] [drewster]: +speed hacker
[13/12/17][21:15:15] [Alaster The Mad]: ahahah veti
[13/12/17][21:15:18] [EM Gotan]: Oh come on, Blackthorn's not THAT much better than me!
[13/12/17][21:15:19] [Vetinari]: hi
[13/12/17][21:15:24] [Morgana]: hi
[13/12/17][21:15:27] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][21:15:29] [Alaster The Mad]: *steals undies*
[EM Gotan]: my pants!
[13/12/17][21:15:34] [Alaster The Mad]: damnit !!
[13/12/17][21:15:34] [Aurelius]: Flashier costume ...
[13/12/17][21:15:38] [ARAGORN]: lol
[13/12/17][21:15:39] [Alaster The Mad]: ahah got them !
[13/12/17][21:15:40] [EM Gotan]: Ok, to clarify out of character
[13/12/17][21:15:44] [Keenan]: Hail Gotan

[13/12/17][21:15:46] [drewster]: evening gotan
[13/12/17][21:15:53] [EM Gotan]: Do please send in the player events you want to run
[13/12/17][21:16:07] [EM Gotan]: I can merge them into my own stories, and certainly advertise your stuff
[13/12/17][21:16:07] [ARAGORN]: to?
[13/12/17][21:16:16] [Alaster The Mad]: enslaving vesperians is an option ?
[13/12/17][21:16:27] [EM Gotan]: Either my account at stratics, the uoem page, or email to
[email protected]
[13/12/17][21:16:27] [Morgana]: Great, thanks Gotan

[13/12/17][21:16:29] [Anna Goodward]: *Snorts*
[13/12/17][21:16:35] [EM Gotan]: Alaster, yes if Vesper goes with the story line
[13/12/17][21:16:44] [Aurelius]: So no....
[13/12/17][21:16:45] [Aurelius]: *Smiles*
[13/12/17][21:16:48] [Someone Special]: lol
[13/12/17][21:16:48] [Alaster The Mad]: ahah !
[13/12/17][21:16:51] [Anna Goodward]: *Lights a match and holds it at Alaster's beard*
[13/12/17][21:16:56] [Alaster The Mad]: NOOOO
[13/12/17][21:16:56] [EM Gotan]: You can roleplay trying to enslave them, they can roleplay fighting it, but I cannot make them do anything
[13/12/17][21:17:06] [EM Gotan]: I can have the King know about it however
[13/12/17][21:17:10] [Alaster The Mad]: oh i know Gotan, don't worry
[13/12/17][21:17:15] [Alaster The Mad]: was just joking
[13/12/17][21:17:24] [Anna Goodward]: Ah'll beat him dead with mah iron pan
[13/12/17][21:17:31] [Alaster The Mad]: since Anna's beat me daily...
[13/12/17][21:17:41] [EM Gotan]: Same with the building designs; if you can mock it up with insideuo, you're more likely to get support as I can show what you want doing
[13/12/17][21:17:51] [Alaster The Mad]: sure !
[13/12/17][21:17:51] [Anna Goodward]: *Stomps Alaster's foot*
[13/12/17][21:17:53] [Alaster The Mad]: i'll g
[13/12/17][21:17:55] [Alaster The Mad]: waargh
[13/12/17][21:17:57] [EM Gotan]: Just one per election cycle though, and no promises
[13/12/17][21:18:03] [Someone Special]: The problem is, the more you hit em, the more they get used to it...
[13/12/17][21:18:04] [Mylee]: Hi there
[13/12/17][21:18:06] [Alaster The Mad]: i'll go for the bank first. As long as it's possible.
[13/12/17][21:18:07] [Mylee]: *Whistles*
[13/12/17][21:18:08] [Mylee]: I have a question
[13/12/17][21:18:15] [EM Gotan]: So any questions out of character?
[13/12/17][21:18:16] [Morgana]: Okay, thanks again Gotan
[13/12/17][21:18:17] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][21:18:18] [Mylee]: I have a question
[13/12/17][21:18:22] [Alaster The Mad]: * eats left boot*
[13/12/17][21:18:24] [EM Gotan]: Mylee?
[13/12/17][21:18:30] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:18:33] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:18:35] [Alaster The Mad]: ah!
[13/12/17][21:18:42] [Mylee]: yes, lat evnt i went to i thought we ere getting an event item but nothing?
[13/12/17][21:18:51] [Mylee]: Im not trying to be rude its just never had one before
[13/12/17][21:18:57] [drewster]: not always about an item mylee
[13/12/17][21:19:04] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:19:07] [Mylee]: I know but nothing happened
[13/12/17][21:19:09] [EM Gotan]: That should be rescheduled for a later date; I needed to do this and the Xmas one approaching as well though
[13/12/17][21:19:10] [Anna Goodward]: Ah think mistah madpants 'ere is in ta payin' back for all tha stolen undies
[13/12/17][21:19:19] [Keenan]: nice
[13/12/17][21:19:21] [Keenan]: *claps*
[13/12/17][21:19:21] [Mylee]: ah okay
[13/12/17][21:19:22] [EM Gotan]: New year sometime, once the backlog of work is cleared
[13/12/17][21:19:23] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:19:26] [Alaster The Mad]: i'm innocent !
[13/12/17][21:19:33] [Alaster The Mad]: it's all because of the booze.
[13/12/17][21:19:33] [EM Gotan]: Again, no promises

But I want to run it
[13/12/17][21:19:35] [Mylee]: So what happens on event ive never been?
[13/12/17][21:19:50] [EM Gotan]: Well in general, I won't say in advance what an event will include
[13/12/17][21:19:53] [drewster]: you die lots
[13/12/17][21:20:04] [Morgana]: Apart some grey robes !
[13/12/17][21:20:05] [Mylee]: I surpose all different?
[13/12/17][21:20:07] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][21:20:08] [EM Gotan]: Some will be roleplay like this, some will be automatic like the RI one
[13/12/17][21:20:10] [ARAGORN]: everything including the mud the blood and the beer
[13/12/17][21:20:10] [Anna Goodward]: Ah'll be buseh ovah tha holidays havin' helluva fun an' all tat without -YOU- *pokes tounge out at Alaster*
[13/12/17][21:20:13] [Alaster The Mad]: yeah i'd say : let's let Gotan takes his marks, and i'm sure we'll all die in a fun way !
[13/12/17][21:20:16] [EM Gotan]: Do you know Skaros upstairs?
[13/12/17][21:20:25] [Mylee]: Nope
[13/12/17][21:20:31] [Alaster The Mad]: oh yeah ? Me too ! : pokes... well...
[13/12/17][21:20:35] [EM Gotan]: Climb the stairs, say "Investigation" to him
[13/12/17][21:20:43] [EM Gotan]: That one is setting the lore for the coming event
[13/12/17][21:20:48] [Morgana]: *hugs*
[13/12/17][21:20:51] [wanda]: hug
[13/12/17][21:20:52] [Anna Goodward]: (Oh nice)
[13/12/17][21:20:53] [Sparrow]: On the 21st bring things of heat and Fire
[13/12/17][21:20:54] [EM Gotan]: STUFF will happen at that, but I wont say what
[13/12/17][21:20:58] [Mylee]: Ah okay thanks brb then

[13/12/17][21:21:01] [Alaster The Mad]: (see that ?)
[13/12/17][21:21:06] [Aurelius]: It may take a while Mylee
[13/12/17][21:21:07] [EM Gotan]: But yes, bear in mind some will be combat
[13/12/17][21:21:13] [Mylee]: Okay cool
[13/12/17][21:21:16] [Morgana]: nice
[13/12/17][21:21:17] [Alaster The Mad]: * hugs wanda !*
[13/12/17][21:21:17] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][21:21:19] [EM Gotan]: I hope to add ways to help those who dont fight
[13/12/17][21:21:19] [Keenan]:

[13/12/17][21:21:22] [wanda]: hugs
[13/12/17][21:21:23] [Aurelius]: Skaros sets you on the first step of a trail ..
[13/12/17][21:21:34] [EM Gotan]: But they may not all work. So you're as new to them as everyone else is about to be

[13/12/17][21:21:49] [EM Gotan]: Ok, anyone else whilst I'm here?
[13/12/17][21:21:51] [Alaster The Mad]: * pinches bum*
[13/12/17][21:21:53] [Sparrow]: On the 21st bring things of heat and Fire
[13/12/17][21:21:59] [Anna Goodward]: (certainly prefer anything that doesn't involve chaos bash and die suicide mission - but that's me

)
[13/12/17][21:22:14] [Alaster The Mad]: * palps*
[13/12/17][21:22:16] [EM Gotan]: I need to provide some of them Anna too
[13/12/17][21:22:17] [Alaster The Mad]: ohoh !
[13/12/17][21:22:29] [EM Gotan]: Also... and this is me not wearing a robe here
[13/12/17][21:22:33] [EM Gotan]: CALM DOWN ALASTER
[13/12/17][21:22:34] [Anna Goodward]: (I know

don' worry)
[13/12/17][21:22:40] [Alaster The Mad]: ahaha
[13/12/17][21:22:45] [EM Gotan]: I won't know until I set stuff on you how well it works
[13/12/17][21:23:03] [Anna Goodward]: Can we glue some cloth to Alaster?
[13/12/17][21:23:09] [Mylee]: *Go Get Him Boy!*
[13/12/17][21:23:09] [Alaster The Mad]: omg noooo
[13/12/17][21:23:17] [EM Gotan]: Please forgive me if something proves too hard, there's such a range of templates that it's impossible to know for sure how you'll handle something
[13/12/17][21:23:18] [Mylee]: I ahve no idear where he is just ran round the hole thing.
[13/12/17][21:23:23] [Alaster The Mad]: can we glue anna to a tree ?
[13/12/17][21:23:28] [Alaster The Mad]: morgy will approve
[13/12/17][21:23:29] [EM Gotan]: That's an idea.... a "cloth alaster" command, I'll ask for that
[13/12/17][21:23:30] [Aurelius]: Mylee... I'll show you where he is.. if I can remember ...
[13/12/17][21:23:37] [Keenan]: sweeet
[13/12/17][21:23:37] [Mylee]: ty
[13/12/17][21:23:41] [Anna Goodward]: *Giggles*
[13/12/17][21:23:44] [ARAGORN]: woot
[13/12/17][21:23:44] [Alaster The Mad]: no no please don't talk to mesanna about that
[13/12/17][21:23:46] [Alaster The Mad]: please !
[13/12/17][21:23:50] [Anna Goodward]: *Gives Gotan a thumbs up*
[13/12/17][21:24:05] [EM Gotan]: Also, I hope you'll give me feedback on how I'm doing the job
[13/12/17][21:24:07] [Alaster The Mad]: what about an undress anna command
[13/12/17][21:24:13] [drewster]: ofc
[13/12/17][21:24:16] [Morgana]: Peoples from Europa never flee against a monster. And this won't be the time

[13/12/17][21:24:18] [Alaster The Mad]: * tries*
[13/12/17][21:24:21] [EM Gotan]: Confession time, I was watching some of you with the RI npcs to see how you handled it

[13/12/17][21:24:28] [Anna Goodward]: Don'cha dare!
[13/12/17][21:24:41] [Alaster The Mad]: women...
[13/12/17][21:24:42] [EM Gotan]: If something is frustrating, let me know; we're all here to have fun together
[13/12/17][21:24:54] [Alaster The Mad]: Gotan
[13/12/17][21:24:58] [EM Gotan]: Aye Alaster?
[13/12/17][21:25:01] [Alaster The Mad]: the fact you take time like that
[13/12/17][21:25:10] [Alaster The Mad]: proves you're honest about what you just said
[13/12/17][21:25:20] [Morgana]: Well Said amd totally agreed !
[13/12/17][21:25:27] [ARAGORN]: here here
[13/12/17][21:25:27] [drewster]:

[13/12/17][21:25:37] [Alaster The Mad]: i think you going to rock with Europa, in a hmm
[13/12/17][21:25:37] [Sparrow]: Agreed
[13/12/17][21:25:40] [Anna Goodward]: Afraid Alaster's right. Even though Ah hate ta admit tat
[13/12/17][21:25:53] [EM Gotan]: Well, I try. I must admit I agree with blackthorn though, bright blue wang wasn't in the job description

[13/12/17][21:25:57] [Alaster The Mad]: i'm also right on the fact vesperians should be enslaved.
[13/12/17][21:26:05] [Anna Goodward]: *Giggles*
[13/12/17][21:26:27] [EM Gotan]: Make a nice plot where you try to do it, and I'm sure I can fit it in somewhere!
[13/12/17][21:26:30] [Alaster The Mad]: i feel lot of good things coming.
[13/12/17][21:26:38] [Anna Goodward]: *Glares*
[13/12/17][21:26:41] [EM Gotan]: Ok, anything else you need to know?
[13/12/17][21:26:46] [EM Gotan]: Within reason

[13/12/17][21:26:47] [Alaster The Mad]: and it has nothing to do with anna trying to rob my apron.
[13/12/17][21:26:50] [Anna Goodward]: Next thing a burn won' be yer beard
[13/12/17][21:26:57] [Alaster The Mad]: omg
[13/12/17][21:26:59] [Morgana]: the Moonglow Grapes furniture to Skara is at his end.
[13/12/17][21:27:05] [Alaster The Mad]: ahaha
[13/12/17][21:27:08] [Morgana]:

[13/12/17][21:27:10] [Alaster The Mad]: don't worry
[13/12/17][21:27:13] [Alaster The Mad]: i have lemonade
[13/12/17][21:27:18] [Morgana]: ack..
[13/12/17][21:27:21] [Anna Goodward]: Eww
[13/12/17][21:27:32] [EM Gotan]: Ok chaps, thanks for making my second live event fun... time to go off duty for me
[13/12/17][21:27:45] [Morgana]: thanks for all the effort Gotan !
[13/12/17][21:27:45] [Alaster The Mad]: * cheers !*
[13/12/17][21:27:47] [Anna Goodward]: Ya take care mistah *waves*
[13/12/17][21:27:50] [EM Gotan]: Remember, Stratics, the uoem page contact forms or
[email protected]
[13/12/17][21:27:52] [EM Gotan]: And also!
[13/12/17][21:27:52] [drewster]: thanks
[13/12/17][21:27:56] [wanda]: *claps*
[13/12/17][21:27:57] [Sparrow]: Great session congratulations
[13/12/17][21:27:57] [drewster]: see you saturday
[13/12/17][21:28:00] [Sparrow]: *Waves*
[13/12/17][21:28:00] [Sparrow]: Fare thee well
[13/12/17][21:28:05] [EM Gotan]: Points if you write this up with Annabel Lee... let's make this shard seem alive again!
[13/12/17][21:28:08] [Alaster The Mad]: seems we got an awesome EM here
[13/12/17][21:28:19] [Morgana]: for Em Gotan
[13/12/17][21:28:20] [EM Gotan]: Good night one and all!
[13/12/17][21:28:23] [EM Gotan]: *bows*
[13/12/17][21:28:24] [Morgana]: hip hip...
[13/12/17][21:28:26] [Alaster The Mad]: pantsless, though
[13/12/17][21:28:27] [Morgana]: Hooray !
[13/12/17][21:28:28] [Someone Special]: Good Night >

[13/12/17][21:28:28] [Alaster The Mad]: HURRA
[13/12/17][21:28:30] [ARAGORN]: good afternoon gotan

[13/12/17][21:28:31] [drewster]: hahaha
[13/12/17][21:28:33] [Morgana]: *poof...*
[13/12/17][21:28:35] [Morgana]: gone
[13/12/17][21:28:38] [Infurita]: Sanctum Viatas
[13/12/17][21:28:39] [Anna Goodward]: *draws her bow*
[13/12/17][21:28:50] [Alaster The Mad]: ok anna, we'll settle this when you'll be my slave !
[13/12/17][21:28:52] [Someone Special]: Alaster RUUUNNNN
[13/12/17][21:28:52] [Morgana]: thanks everyone to come along
[13/12/17][21:28:53] [Morgana]:
