Congratulations

[Pan Arcane]

The greatest magician in all of the lands (every year)

I'd say unreal but everybody saw it coming. Not even Taslin's 18HP regen was a match for your overpowered sledgehammer.

 

[chad]

Heh. All I got was a lousy sign. Thank you for the support. You were the best fanclub EVER.

 

[Pan Arcane]

Even though they had vast numbers over us, The Chad cheerleading squad would totally wipe out the Taslin cheerleading squad if we had chars. It's clear cut with all of his supporters on hand that Taslin ain't a nobody, you just made him look like nobody. I've said it before and I'll say it again, today you were like Tyson in the 80s all over again. You beat him with the gear of yesteryear. Your style was impetuous, your defense was impregnable. You ripped PvM's heart out. You were unstoppable, undroppable, unbeatable and untouchable. You ARE Mr. Invincible. You ARE The Chad.

Nobody beats The Chad. Nobody.

Granted I think if we rewound the clock 5 or 6 years there's a chance I could beat you. That's like Tyson-Ali. But not today.. no, never today. You are the greatest magician of all lands. North America's sweetheart. And you sat the "Greatest Warrior Of All Lands" flat on his humbled ass -- never to be ranked up with the greatness of The Chad again.

Bring on the next hypejob. The Chad will eat you for breakfast.

For The Chad Fanclub, I'm Sir Alister.

 

[Multani]

I think next tournament you should tell people what the prize is, so they don't waste their time competing for nothing.

 

[Pan Arcane]

Whatever the prize, The Chad will win. The only way The Chad loses is if you forbid him from entering, which is probably a good idea to give others like Pseudnoskill a chance, but then The Chad still wins a moral victory anyhow. It is a vicious cycle I'll say!

If this were the Olympics I know what country I'd be rooting for. It'd be the United States of America for gold medalist The Chad!