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[Maddwg]

Tooling around last night, I stumbled upon this:

Last time I saw something like that, EA was dipsatching cheaters. Is this the same or something different?

Let's caption it.
Here are mine.

1) Darn, no marshmellows.
2) Ettins roasting on a open fire....
3) That'l learn ye to riot in my cities!

Have at it.

 

[Queen Mum]

No fair!!! Stop throwing black rocks!!

 

[Maddwg]

I forgot to point out the 'Effigy of a Traitor'. The Ettin is covering part of it.
Danged traitors.

 

[Poo]

Bean Chalupa's, while the house specialty at the Salty Dog in, does have a bit of 'kick' to it!