You're right, I should mix it up a bit
New Offer: 2 million gold and a picture of T'Challa doing that thing in the place with that thing.
Edit: Also, only the targets of my creepiness are allowed to call me creepy. Until such notice is given to me, I assume people are taking my comments in the joking manner which they are portrayed. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to selling that underwear I found in your trash on eBay.