EXCELLENT !!!!!Okay, well, I'm brushing up on my Garish here but it probably still needs some work.
Don't laugh too loud. I added words to it cause as it is written the translation just wouldn't make sense without extra English. So here goes. Just shoot me if there is a translation of this posted somewhere else.
Lady Lava post script:
Re,trak Est Rumored Ten-te Lem Esta Gargl Pos-tim
In-por Des De Cathedral Macs Esh Klep Agra Ante Vi-de Ter-mur,
An Vas Trak Don-mur-tas Mir De Reg-vas-uus Vas-uus.
Prae-tim Carved Gret De Mischief Pos-tim Esta Zen Sop Bal Au Fer Bal?
Gargl Pos-tim Est Vol-de Esh An Quas-korp De Lor-tim Kua Ante La Prae-tim.
Mas-lem De Fol, Gaping Buks, Disembodied Wis-char, Mur-in-zen Vas-quas De La Prae-tim ..... Pos-tim Ilem Est Kred Stat De Vi-de Pos-tim?
Tim Pos-tim Lok !
My translation:
To begin, it has been rumored that gargoyles will exist in the future. They will be seen in the world down below Cathedral walls stealing and fighting and without long distributions of water pouring from the roof top.
In the past they posed as carved statues of mischief, will such creatures in the future shock with evil or bring doom?
Gargoyles of the future are winged and really deadly and come out in the daytime.
Man of leaf with gaping mouths and disembodied heads from the past... will they exist in the future?
Time will tell.
A gargoyle adorning Dornoch Cathedral in Dornoch, Scotland
So, what do you think? How did I do? Did I get most of it? Can I do a happy dance? Or should I leave quietly and go back to taming?
Mit! Grat U!EXCELLENT !!!!!