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<b>Azerothian Olympiad Scandal</b>
ASN (Azerothian Sports Network) Presents
Scandal at 2008 Azerothian Olympiads
with Tuck Tucker reporting
Plainsrunning olympic gold bijou winner Moorian Ayrshire was brought in front of the Olympic medal committee earlier today on allegations of illegal use of buffs, during her phenomenal win yesterday morning.
After detailed analysis and testing of Moorians character sheet and buff bar, it was discovered that Ms. Ayrshire, had used the highly illegal R.O.I.D.S agent to give her an unfair advantage in yesterdays competition.
R.O.I.D.S is a Battle Elixir enhancement made from the jowls of the snickerfang, the lungs of a blasted boar and the pincers of a scorpok. The combination of these dangerous ingredients augments the imbibers strength by a tremendous amount allowing the individual to perform near supernatural feats of strength and endurance.
According to the anti-doping convention established before the 1960 Azerothian Games, Moorian Ayrshire will be stripped of her Golden Bijou and banned from the sport of Plainsrunning for 5 years.
Shortly after the allegations of illegal buffing by Moorian Ayrshire were proven true, Ms. Aryshire was seen apologizing to her long time coaches, Bo Vine and Simm Ental.
Moorian Ayrshire's golden bijou was stripped form her earlier today after doping allegations were proven true. The overall medal standings have seen Thunderbluff fall from a first place medal count tie with the Exodar to a drop to second place overall due to the doping scandal. Ogrimarr and Darnassus have had strong showings of 14 and 12 medals respectively over their pitiful performances four years ago. The Gnomeregan Exiles unfortunately have yet to win a medal but are expected to go the distance in tomorrows Limbo competition.
This is Tuck Tucker signing off Thank You and Good Night.
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ASN (Azerothian Sports Network) Presents
Scandal at 2008 Azerothian Olympiads
with Tuck Tucker reporting
Plainsrunning olympic gold bijou winner Moorian Ayrshire was brought in front of the Olympic medal committee earlier today on allegations of illegal use of buffs, during her phenomenal win yesterday morning.
After detailed analysis and testing of Moorians character sheet and buff bar, it was discovered that Ms. Ayrshire, had used the highly illegal R.O.I.D.S agent to give her an unfair advantage in yesterdays competition.
R.O.I.D.S is a Battle Elixir enhancement made from the jowls of the snickerfang, the lungs of a blasted boar and the pincers of a scorpok. The combination of these dangerous ingredients augments the imbibers strength by a tremendous amount allowing the individual to perform near supernatural feats of strength and endurance.
According to the anti-doping convention established before the 1960 Azerothian Games, Moorian Ayrshire will be stripped of her Golden Bijou and banned from the sport of Plainsrunning for 5 years.
Shortly after the allegations of illegal buffing by Moorian Ayrshire were proven true, Ms. Aryshire was seen apologizing to her long time coaches, Bo Vine and Simm Ental.
Moorian Ayrshire's golden bijou was stripped form her earlier today after doping allegations were proven true. The overall medal standings have seen Thunderbluff fall from a first place medal count tie with the Exodar to a drop to second place overall due to the doping scandal. Ogrimarr and Darnassus have had strong showings of 14 and 12 medals respectively over their pitiful performances four years ago. The Gnomeregan Exiles unfortunately have yet to win a medal but are expected to go the distance in tomorrows Limbo competition.
This is Tuck Tucker signing off Thank You and Good Night.
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