A typical night on Baja

[The Slug]

Tonight's Governor's meeting featured a murder, a say-antz (seance) a horde of angry goblins, a flatulent talking sheep and a drunken town crier who stripped right in front of the King. All I can say is, business as usal

 

[Mama Faith]

I have always enjoyed governor's meeting but never as much as I did tonight. My belly still hurts from laughing so hard. You're all crazy!!!! *ROFL*

 

[eZekiel]

Always Epic

 

[Proserpina]

You mean they don't have farting sheep and angry goblins at governor's meetings on other shards?

 

[The Slug]

Don't forget the nekkid drunken town crier! (and to answer your question, ummm no)

 

[Proserpina]

..and nekkid drunken town criers?

Does she lose her job or get a promotion for stripping in front of the King...

 

[The Slug]

..and nekkid drunken town criers?

Does she lose her job or get a promotion for stripping in front of the King...

The 2nd one. Definitely the promotion

 

[Sweetpeez]

Meez sorry meez missed diz!! Uzizn EM Hummie hab himz uh ebent. Meez da Jhelom Gubnur so meez figurez meez gotta be dere fur demz tingz. (Da thurd in tree dayz - kause himz alwayz kramz himz ebentz at da end ob da monf. )

You mean they don't have farting sheep and angry goblins at governor's meetings on other shards?

Hmm dun nooz aboot da fartin but meez hab uh sheep band - meez da drummer und demz da singerz. Demz nerg bery guud - fluffy alwayz comez in too soon or iz sharp! Az fur da meetinz, meez dun git angry meez jus peez on demz - zoogi dooz gitz angry sumtimez - herz peez on demz too.