Villains in Vesper
Those nasty drug smugglers are lot for me and my motley crew to subdue.
I'm convinced that all the rioting is caused by some hooligan selling drugs.
Possibly, that merry-gee-wanner, or asperin, or worse of all that vile ex-lax.
Egads!
The horror!
I am certain that the Council in New Magencia is a den of inequity,
the Rangers in Skara Brae are strong arms for the dealers...which
are the Actors Guild of Britain.
We raconteurs always warned everyone about those dastardly bards!
Didja listen?
Noooooo.
(not them taming bards but them poem reciting, tights pant wearing, frilly shirt bards)
I am certain that the bards are the ones distributing the drugs around our lands.
I have no evidence exactly who or what is behind all of this.
I read in the Press-Whig newspaper that EM Sangria was calling the Gaurds to Serpent's Hold.
I arrived and chatted with friend from years ago, the Lady Jocelyn.
Lots of people arrived and EM Sangria arrived just as I said cheese and snapped this photo.
I like that EM so far. 1) Cool name. 2) the only person to say 'cheese'.
Sangria gave us teh distubing news that the red raiding smugglers were in Vesper.
Worse, the town Guard has joined the drug delers!
Dire news for certain.
So we all gated over to kill 'em all.
Now them raiding druggies is one thing but the Guard is another tale.
A sad tale of gary robe wearing.
The guards are mean.
I investigated the dirt three times.
A jealous of my fun, DragonSnack, just had to do it too.
Our fellow Loyalists got us all rerezzerected and stuff.
After killing several thousand (or a dozen or so) of the gurads I noticed everone was kinda gone.
DS was still hiding as a ghost so I grabbed him and discovered a few raoders till hanging out.
A couple of my felow Loyalists were still hanging around.
EM Sangria popped put to inform me that DS wuz dead.
No wonder he was so hard to ride!
One other Loyalists helped me finish off the last few raiders.
Whee.
<shakes fist at villanous drug dealers>
Those nasty drug smugglers are lot for me and my motley crew to subdue.
I'm convinced that all the rioting is caused by some hooligan selling drugs.
Possibly, that merry-gee-wanner, or asperin, or worse of all that vile ex-lax.
Egads!
The horror!
I am certain that the Council in New Magencia is a den of inequity,
the Rangers in Skara Brae are strong arms for the dealers...which
are the Actors Guild of Britain.
We raconteurs always warned everyone about those dastardly bards!
Didja listen?
Noooooo.
(not them taming bards but them poem reciting, tights pant wearing, frilly shirt bards)
I am certain that the bards are the ones distributing the drugs around our lands.
I have no evidence exactly who or what is behind all of this.
I read in the Press-Whig newspaper that EM Sangria was calling the Gaurds to Serpent's Hold.
I arrived and chatted with friend from years ago, the Lady Jocelyn.
Lots of people arrived and EM Sangria arrived just as I said cheese and snapped this photo.
I like that EM so far. 1) Cool name. 2) the only person to say 'cheese'.
Sangria gave us teh distubing news that the red raiding smugglers were in Vesper.
Worse, the town Guard has joined the drug delers!
Dire news for certain.
So we all gated over to kill 'em all.
Now them raiding druggies is one thing but the Guard is another tale.
A sad tale of gary robe wearing.
The guards are mean.
I investigated the dirt three times.
A jealous of my fun, DragonSnack, just had to do it too.
Our fellow Loyalists got us all rerezzerected and stuff.
After killing several thousand (or a dozen or so) of the gurads I noticed everone was kinda gone.
DS was still hiding as a ghost so I grabbed him and discovered a few raoders till hanging out.
A couple of my felow Loyalists were still hanging around.
EM Sangria popped put to inform me that DS wuz dead.
No wonder he was so hard to ride!
One other Loyalists helped me finish off the last few raiders.
Whee.
<shakes fist at villanous drug dealers>