TODAY IS THE DAY! The board is slick. The Giftgivers are stacked with prizes.
The water? Freaking ice cold.
The Top 5 are ready to throw it all down — but who will rise… who will belly flop… and who might just fall off the board altogether?
Join us TONIGHT at 8 PM EST (bosses permitting) as all these questions are answered live in the
2025 Zedland Diving Competition — Final Dives Edition!
(On the western shores of Gravewater Lake)
I’ll be giving away close to 100 million in gold & prizes!
Grab your team shirts at the Zedland Pool Gift Shop (first floor) and show your colors for your favorite diver!
Special thanks again to Scarlett and Eight-Ball for their support, ideas, and generous donations that made this madness possible.
Madame Z of Luna Cafe – Founder of the feast, keeper of the purse strings, forever convinced her family are a load of spendthrifts, and swearing (for the hundredth time) that she’ll never bankroll one of Zelda’s harebrained schemes again.
Diver Stat Cards
Hong Kong Fooey (Team Blue)
- Strength: Lightning-fast dives with impossible control — showman flair with martial arts precision.
- Weakness: Showboats a little too long at the top of the board.
- Signature Style: The Flying Chop-Splash
Eight-Ball (Team Orange)
- Strength: Calculated, precise, always lines up the perfect shot.
- Weakness: If the break goes wrong, tilts harder than a pool table.
- Signature Style: The Corner Pocket Slam
James (Team Green)- Strength: Mirrors to blind his competition mid-dive.
- Weakness: …mirrors (sometimes he blinds himself).
- Signature Style: The Mirror Drop
Phoenix (Team Purple)
- Strength: Dramatic flares and fiery comebacks — never truly out of it.
- Weakness: Overcommits, crashes harder than anyone else.
- Signature Style: The Burning Rebirth Flip
Marishka (Team Lt. Blue)
- Strength: Graceful and elegant, controls the water like a ballet stage.
- Weakness: Sometimes too careful — can get outpaced by flashier rivals.
- Signature Style: The Rose Petal Spiral
Zelda — Lifeguard to the Stars
Keeping the pool safe (and occasionally stirring the drama) for living legends like:
Hong Kong Fooey — kung fu off the high dive
Eight-Ball — always aiming for the corner pocket
James — shocking speed, no splashPhoenix — crashes, burns, and rises again
Marishka — beauty, grace, and a killer belly flop
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