12 days of PK XMAS

[Exgirlfriend]

On the first day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
A dirt nap...

On the Second day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the third day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the forth day of PK XMAS
my PK gave to me...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the fifth day of PK XMAS
my PK gave to me...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the Sixth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the Seventh day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the Eighth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the ninth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the Tenth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Ten canned gm responses...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

On the Eleventh day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Eleven blessed grey robes...
Ten canned gm responses...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...


On the twelfth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Twelve duped val hammers...
Eleven blessed grey robes...
Ten canned gm responses...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

LOL...feel free to add

 

[Redxpanda]

I gotta say this is classic! I think the crying trammys belong on the fifth day. Good one though.

 

[Arch Magus]

HAHA!
I love it!

Seven gankers a gankin, lol.

 

[Abyss]

I lol'ed

Very nice!

 

[WizzaX]

awesome. lol

 

[trammelite]

On the thirteenth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
Thirteen raided champs
Twelve duped val hammers...
Eleven blessed grey robes...
Ten canned gm responses...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...


On the fourteenth day of PK XMAS
My PK gave to me...
fourteen good fights
Thirteen raided champs
Twelve duped val hammers...
Eleven blessed grey robes...
Ten canned gm responses...
Nine crying trammys...
Eight Rez kills...
Seven gankers a gankin..
Six Leet Scripts...
Five +5 scrolls...
Four vulgar insults...
Three Meat shields...
Two Corp pors...
And a dirt nap...

 

[walter_mitty]

thanks you for the song about me

 

[Cailleach]

Nice one


Maybe you could make a 12 days of christmas complaints, just for drinkbeerallday? He could help you with the list too

 

[walter_mitty]

you live in the outer hebrides

i have family that live there on barra

 

[Seismic]

haha this is classic

 

[Exgirlfriend]

Thanks

Merry Xmas

 

[Cailleach]

you live in the outer hebrides

i have family that live there on barra

We're on Lewis

 

[Exgirlfriend]

x-mas bump

 

[Mavar]

Could it be "A dirt nap in a pear tree"? Do we have pear trees? What about "A dirt nap in a - sometimes containig frostwood, sometimes not - tree"?

 

[ColterDC]

Nice

 

[Sunrise]

LOL!!!!

Ok THis is a classis..Kudos for the list!

I fell out of me chair laughing so hard..

 

[Exgirlfriend]

x-mas bump...