LAST CHANCE TO DIVE — TUESDAY NIGHT, 8 PM EST! This is it, folks — the FINAL shot at FAME, GLORY, and a Top 5 spot.
Who will rise… who will sink… and who’s about to discover that floaties aren’t just for kids?
Hong Kong Fooey – throwing punches at the water like it owes him money.
8-Ball – claims to know everything, but can she predict her own belly flop?
James – mirrors so shiny, he’s basically weaponized glare.
Phoenix – rising from the depths of the shallow end to soar above them all!
Daria & Lil Mic – fueled by sheer desperation and maybe a little spite.Only the best (or luckiest) dives will decide!
Tuesday Night – 8 PM EST (bosses permitting, excuses not accepted, no make-ups this week.)
One dive could change everything… or at least make for great poolside gossip. — Zelda, Lifeguard of Zedland Pool (and part-time referee of bad decisions)