So let me introduce myself. My name is Squeaks, Squeaks McFluff and I'm from the trees near what the bi-peds call Vesper see. Woods you know, and I been studying these bi-peds. You know learning see. Learning their lingo and all. I even studied a bit of their scratchings see. And anyway I was thinking since we are rallying our members and all, well I thought maybe I'd share some of my studies of these bi-peds with you all right here on this thing here. You know where the bi-peds scratch. See and then we could learn more about these murderous home wreckers and all see. I found out how to use their courier birds even see. So I'm all ready to travel the lands and I even studied up on rocks and the bi-peds evil magics see. So I packed my bags and I'm headed out to a land near you. I know now where the bi-peds gather and such so I'm pretty sure I can corner a few and I've been working on their chitterings, lingo you know. So I think I can speak to the furless two legged ones see.
My quest begins soon you know. I plan to study them in their natural habitat and find out what they are after you know. Most especially I plan to find out where they store their nuts for winter and what their evil plans are see. Might also see if I can get them to reveal their desires and dreams see and even get them to chatter about their gods.
Wish me luck my fellow long tooths!
Sincerely,
Squeaks McFluff