First of all I would like to state that I DID NOT have sexual relations with that packhorse.
I must also say I'm not sure if I did inhale. Everything got very weird that night...
Anyway, here we go!
Over the last few weeks I have received mail from several hundred concerned citizens of Minoc, demanding a change of politics. They are not happy with the current rulers of their town. Since I'm already Mayor of the bordering town it's natural that they come to me for help. They see the wealthy, crimefree and eco-friendly utopia that is Barter Town and want a piece of that. "Can Barter Town help?", they asked. Yes, we can! Since I can not bear to see a fellow Sosarian in distress, here I am, stepping up to help. Vote for me and you will see change!
Minoc needs a lot of improvements, no one is denying that. And I will address all of those in a timely matter. This is just the beginning. When I'm elected these are the things first on my list:
Guards are underpaid and overworked.
No more of this 24/7 duty. They will only have to work two hours a day, have weekends (Wednesday to Monday) off and a four months payed vacation twice per year.
Expanding our miners union (Mining with hats)
No more of this lawless, unregulated mining market. Our motto "Wear a hat, mine safe" will cover all of Minocs surrounding mountains.
Abolish the banking monopoly.
No more of this restricted banking. I will open a new banking branch. There I'll keep all of your belongings safe. No one will be able to steal that item from you (as long as it's in the bank.) And I'll accept everything you got. No restrictions regarding the size, value or number of items.
Take from the greedy, give to the needy.
No more of this fat-cat catering. We are the 99%! Tired of a few people amassing all the riches? Have no fear, I'll take care of that. Through a complicated, yet beautifully crafted, system of loot redistribution.
Protect your family, your property, and your future - Vote for Ladra as Governor of Minoc
I must also say I'm not sure if I did inhale. Everything got very weird that night...
Anyway, here we go!
Over the last few weeks I have received mail from several hundred concerned citizens of Minoc, demanding a change of politics. They are not happy with the current rulers of their town. Since I'm already Mayor of the bordering town it's natural that they come to me for help. They see the wealthy, crimefree and eco-friendly utopia that is Barter Town and want a piece of that. "Can Barter Town help?", they asked. Yes, we can! Since I can not bear to see a fellow Sosarian in distress, here I am, stepping up to help. Vote for me and you will see change!
Minoc needs a lot of improvements, no one is denying that. And I will address all of those in a timely matter. This is just the beginning. When I'm elected these are the things first on my list:
Guards are underpaid and overworked.
No more of this 24/7 duty. They will only have to work two hours a day, have weekends (Wednesday to Monday) off and a four months payed vacation twice per year.
Expanding our miners union (Mining with hats)
No more of this lawless, unregulated mining market. Our motto "Wear a hat, mine safe" will cover all of Minocs surrounding mountains.
Abolish the banking monopoly.
No more of this restricted banking. I will open a new banking branch. There I'll keep all of your belongings safe. No one will be able to steal that item from you (as long as it's in the bank.) And I'll accept everything you got. No restrictions regarding the size, value or number of items.
Take from the greedy, give to the needy.
No more of this fat-cat catering. We are the 99%! Tired of a few people amassing all the riches? Have no fear, I'll take care of that. Through a complicated, yet beautifully crafted, system of loot redistribution.
Protect your family, your property, and your future - Vote for Ladra as Governor of Minoc
