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You know your a noob when.....

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Parsifal

Guest
OK...something went wrong with my Pally macer in the blood dungeon.:twak:

I was doing just fine with the Deamons and the Para Deamons when from around the corner a Para Blood ellie targets me.:sad3:

Well...not being the timid type I attack with my Deamon slayer...not my elemental slayer:fight:....I'm dead within 30 seconds after being hit with evil omen, flamestrike and a crushing blow:stretcher:

I feel like such a noob...:blushing:

Please post your recent stupid moments and see if you can top this one.
 
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Evilminion

Guest
D'OH! Heehee! *hugs* Not sure if that's noobish; heck, I can never even remember what pocket I put my cell phone in. If I had to deal with a sack of weapons, I'd probably end up attacking dragons with a cheese slicer. rolleyes:
 
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Tycolby

Guest
Ok so I changed your title from Hunting Lord to (PWND by Newbieness)
But any bottle of JD can change it back!!!!!!
:shots:
 
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Parsifal

Guest
Thanks TY, I knew I could count on you when the chips got thin.:lick:

lol....I keep learning after all these years, this game Rocks!:scholar:
 

EnigmaMaitreya

Crazed Zealot
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
Ok, ya Ready? Sit down or risk falling down.

The other day, I go pull the closest Shadow ore Elemental to the Mine Entrance, just like always.

I go get the Greater Dragon I am currently Training and hit the Kill All hot key then proceed to target ME. I was dead in short order.
 
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Andore

Guest
Try this
i was in the twisted weald. Decided to raise my taming so i can control my pets better.i tagged the first cu i saw then i got up to get a drink looked back and screen was grey.BTW i have not worked that skill in 6 months but still. :dunce::twak:
 

Arrgh

Sage
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
I was at the event helping kill Melissa the other night on my mage. I went to rez some people while I was also attacking Melissa using ebolts and somehow ended up almost ebolting myself to death. :eek:

I've also used the scroll down list on the command menu of one of my greaters, thought I had clicked the follow command but had used the attack command...it wasn't a pretty sight. :gee: I use macros now. :)
 
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Evilminion

Guest
Okay, I think I win. :dunce:

See my post titled "URGENT help needed". Ohhh, yeah. I so win.
 
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Evilminion

Guest
And my prize is a veritable sea of embarrassment. :p

Guess what I'm off to do now? Go on, guess! I'll give you a hint...

:pint: ;)
 
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