ANY NEWS ON DA YATTERING?
The Yatterling currently has an arrest warrant out, issued by the King, for destruction of public property (The Moonglow zoo collection box) as well as littering, public peeing, and probably a dozen other things. Any goblin wishing to protest is more than welcome to, as I will arrest them and toss their hairy butts behind bars as wellANY NEWS ON DA YATTERING?
YATTERING BEES USINS FRIEND. WEES NO STANDS FER DES TRUMPED UP CHARGESThe Yatterling currently has an arrest warrant out, issued by the King, for destruction of public property (The Moonglow zoo collection box) as well as littering, public peeing, and probably a dozen other things. Any goblin wishing to protest is more than welcome to, as I will arrest them and toss their hairy butts behind bars as well
While Yattery might only be wanted by the King on charges of destruction of public property, he is wanted in Skara Brae on a myriad of charges. In addition to what was mentioned above, he is also wanted for placing a whoopie cushion in the governor's chair, saying to random citizens (in a really bad french accent) " I fart in your general direction", then proceeding to do so, as well as openly consorting with female gargoyles, which in addition to the political climate of Skara Brae, is also just downright creepy and aesthetically nauseatingGovernor Slug is not quite correct in his statement above. The King will be issuing a warrant for the Yattering for destruction of public property - The Moonglow Zoo Collection Box. There are other witnesses. One of them is the hostess of Zoo Taming Hour, Kat MacBroden - a member of the Kingdom of Dawn. According to her, IT...er...He did open the contribution box and entered it without help from others. During the event, he was making noises loud even to be heard outside of the box. Apparently later, he escaped from the box causing damage that was just reported to the King at the last Governor's Meeting.
WildStar
Governor of New Magincia
Don't talk about Molokha like that.lindi plese stop bring mentaly ill gremlins into my house
You are a goddess.If it would please the High Court and Governors and the King and stuff...I would like to submit the following evidence as Exhibit A - "Nude Splendor on a Polar Bear Rug in June". *sniffles, wipes tear* It used to hang over my bed.
Alas.I fully side with Lindae and agree she should offer the misunderstood said Yattering a safe haven.
HIMZ DOS LIKE WALKIN AROUND IN WOMENS UNDIES,LIKE DA FEEL OD DEM
NERG HIMZ PEEES ON YOOSAdmittedly I haven't meditated much upon the Yattering's nether regions; perhaps I should have.
A what? would it be possible to draw a picture of a goblin wearing one?I am led to believe that a male goblin has a cloaca.
Dear Mr. Giantfart,
I remember well the last time Yattering and his Mama were together in this little land and we're still paying the price. There is no land large enough to accommodate us mere mortals, and Yattering and his Mama.
Many citizens, those that survived, shudder at the thought of all the 'finner painting' covered up with pee, ravaged, bitten Town Guards with armor dented and torn.
Seriously Folk, all we need to do is hire a Town Guard (looks at The Slug) to play the Pied Piper and lead Yattering to his home where YOU can try, and I mean try keeping him contained. You do remember the password to get into his home yes?
Adorable!
Yattering or Mama Faith? hmmm...*Just hopes "Mama" isn't around or I'll likely be the one receiving the beating*
ANY NEWS ON DA YATTERING?