Why is Cupid at the Luna Bank?

[SchezwanBeefy]

So, I'm working on translating this, but it doesn't really make sense.
Walked into Luna today and there was Cupid appearing and disappearing, talking in Japanese.

Working on a translation.

 

[SchezwanBeefy]

Okay, so... It kind of... doesn't make sense. But I checked with my japanese speaking friends to make sure I was right. So, here it goes:

聖書には　ーー＞　In the Bible
最後の判断 ーー＞　The Last Judge (Note: the kanji they use for "judgment" isn't used anymore; it has been modified as kanji is always changing. I can't even input it here)
神はいる　ーー＞　God Exists
隣人を愛せ　ーー＞　Love thy Neighbor
なんて書いてないよよ〜ん　ーー＞　What is not Written
「本当」　ーー＞　Truely

 

[Lyconis]

Valentines day gift, was some type of blessed heart. You could set it to say certain messages. When you double click on it it will create a cupid and say what you told it to say.

 

[SchezwanBeefy]

Now I just feel ridiculous!!